You’re Never Too Old to Believe in Leprechauns
11 Jan
One morning in Ireland, a woman in was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
“You’re a leprechaun,” she says, “I caught you and you owe me three wishes!”
So the leprechaun replies, “OK, you caught me fair and square, what’s your first wish?”
The woman stops and thinks for a second, “I want a huge mansion to live in.”
The leprechaun replies, “OK, you’ve got it.”
The woman again thinks it over. “My second wish is a Mercedes,” she says.
“OK, you’ve got that too,” the leprechaun confirms.
“My last wish is a million dollars!” she claims, bouncing up and down.
The leprechaun then says, “OK, you’ve got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me.”
“OK then, if that’s what it takes…” she says.
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
“Tell me,” says the man, “how old are you?”
“I’m 27″, she replies.
“Fuck me,” says the man, “27 and you still believe in leprechauns?”
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