Weird Fetish of the Week: Mechaphilia

Can you guess from the name what a ‘mechaphile’ is? It’s the most popular type of objectophilia; most women would say every man in the world is affected by it. Objectophilia is a rare fetish that cause its owner to become sexually aroused by inanimate objects, –not always phallic. For those of you who haven’t guessed yet, mechaphilia is a sexual attraction for dun dun dun: cars! That’s right, if you go out of your way to masturbate inside of or against cars, spend time rubbing against your car, browse car lots, rubbing up against parked cars, and get erect, –or wet, when you see a particularly sexy car… then you’re a mechaphile!

I think plenty of people have occasionally felt a little horny at the site of a hot looking car, –I’m guilty of becoming a little more slippery at the site of a particularly choice 80′s muscle car. For those interested in the process; making love to a car is easy, you can start with basic foreplay, such as caressing, licking, kissing, laying on the body work or hood of the car.

For the more hardcore fetishists, there’s always fucking the tail pipe, but experienced mechaphiles advise the novice mechaphiles to be more adventurous, and “use any orifice you can find!” And if you’d like some reciprocation, –find a manual gear shift, but put a condom on it first for obvious reasons. They also encourage mechaphiles to try out car bondage; serve as a submissive to luxury land yachts, or dominate a sexy little redhead sports car.

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