We May Have to Settle for Upskirts and Nip Slips of Ashlee Simpson
22 Jan
Ashlee Simpson has been the subject of much media torment. First there was the whole theory that she was ‘rebelling’ against being in sister Jessica Simpson’s shadow, then there was the time that Ashlee thoroughly embarrassed herself on Saturday Night Live with that whole lip-synching debacle. Maybe that’s the reason why Ashlee has decided not to bare her titties or vag for Playboy. Yes, unfortunately for us, Ashlee will not be stripping off for the famous magazine that offered her 4 million dollars just to do it. Do you think that Ashlee’s snatch is worth 4 mil? I’d have to say no. Maybe 2, but definitely not 4.
In other nude Ashlee news, there’s also a fake sex tape floating around, but it’s definitely fake. And there seems to be more than one out there. In one, the decoy ‘Ashlee’ blows some unknown male and there’s a rumor that she also has a sex tape with her hubby Pete Wentz. But the latter I can’t even find an actual video, just stories. So I’m sure that if these two lovebirds actually ever did the nasty on camera, it’s probably locked up in that grand Beverly Hills mansion of theirs. *Sigh* For now I guess we’ll have to settle on these upskirt and nip slips photos of Ashlee until the day that she poses for Playboy. Because let’s face it, we all know she’s gonna.
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