Tom Sizemore In a Sex Tape? And it Wasn’t Directed by Tarantino?!

Tom Sizemore has appeared in a lot of movies… especially movies I don’t go out of my way to see. Like, the one I was actually strapped down and forced to watch like one of those little Henson puppets in Dark Crystal, Saving Private Ryan. And True Romance, a lesser know Tarantino flick that rules much more righteously. But unfortunately, Sizemore’s role in his sex tape was even less interesting than his barely-qualifying-as-supporting-actor in other films.

There was actually a confirmed effort to get a celebrity actress or two to have sex with Sizemore on tape. Sadly, he was only able to secure a bunch of amateur, crab-ridden porn stars. Then Sizemore again with real effort, attempted to market his own “leaked” sex tape. And, as you guessed it, few people paid to see a fat, narcotic sucking, rejected rehab patient have sex with unknown skanks.

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