The World’s Largest Penis is Unemployed, and Lives with Mom,

What is the world coming to when the guy owning the biggest dick is broke, unemployed, and lives with his mom? If he can’t find work, then what are the rest of us going to do?! Jonah Falcon, 39, owns a 13.5 inch penis, –the longest cock ever to be recorded on film! So, like the rest of us, you might be wondering why he isn’t performing in porno movies. Well, he says that he’d rather be a real actor, and any nude scenes would have to include a genuine role in a film for him.

The jobless, though hung New Yorker, has been in several uncredited acting parts in television and cable shows, but he has yet to make his mark in anything other than an HBO documentary from 1999. Apparently, royalties aren’t doing much for the guy. Too proud for porn? He seriously needs to watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Sometimes, you have to do what you have to do, –and “what” can be a hot chick. Maybe he could make a guest appearance as “King of Cock” or something?

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