The Only Good to Come Out of Jesse James’ Affairs
6 Apr
The world knows by now that Jesse James is a cheating hoe and it seems that between Sandra Bullock’s broken heart and all the Nazi pictures, nothing good could possibly come out of the affairs. And the number of Jesse James’ mistresses has reached Number Five now. But wait. There is still some good to be found here, you just really have to look. That good is sex tapes, of course, and Jesse’s got a bunch of them! Twelve, to be exact. How the tapes were found or by whom exactly is unknown. But it is thought that one of the tapes features none other than Sandra Bullock herself! And that particular tape is extremely graphic from the sounds of it.
I can only imagine what Jesse did with his Nazi-loving mistress, Michelle McGee, but Sandra’s way more than kinky herself it seems. And if this tape ever gets out, no one will ever look at her like Miss Congeniality again. In the tape starring Jesse and Sandra, it’s reported that Jesse smears shit (yes, actual shit) on Sandra’s lip before shoving a shotgun up her asshole. All of this of course, while he’s wearing that wicked Nazi garb. This could spell trouble for Sandra should the tapes ever get out. And Radar Online has already reported that the reason why Sandra has been holding up the divorce process is because she doesn’t want her most private secrets revealed. Private, indeed.
I’m betting that Sandra decides the risk is worth it and divorces Jesse’s ass. And it won’t be too long after that those tapes will be revealed. Stay tuned, we’ll bring it all to ya! In the meantime, enjoy the pics of Michelle McGee, Michelle Hunzik, and of course, Sandy herself!
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