The Mini-Me Sex Tape

Haha! If you haven’t heard or seen the Verne Troyer sex tape, then you don’t know what you’re missing. What could possibly be more attractive than a 51 year old 2’8″ man with cartilage–hair hypoplasia dwarfism screwing a young hottie? I can think of several things, most involve golf, toasters, and people that are actually sexually attractive. Not that midget porn lovers are in the wrong, but I prefer individuals that don’t masturbate to things like door knobs, tiny people and pregnant sheep.

Midgets need love too, but that doesn’t mean we all have to watch! But if you really want to watch, you can see post-traumatic stress inducing clip of it here.

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