Dirty Mag

…and preferably, throw in a dash of pussy. Good pussy, not old pussy. Seriously, we’ve seen Renee Olstead, –we think, –and wow. Tits, ass, pussy, even masturbation. Amanda Seyfried has terrific tits, and Megan Fox never disappointments, –Vanessa Hudgens is unfortunately, being closely, and litigiously guarded, but that’s okay, fuck her, we’ve seen her naked before anyway. Nananananana. But I want more, –what can I say, I’m a greedy bitch? Personally, I’m in the mood for Rihanna, whose few leaked photos were blurry, and sucked, –she needs to rehearse her shit. Maybe Scarlett Johansson, but seriously, she’s a little too much of a dolly for me. I like my girls to be brazen and brassy, –I’ve seen Angelina Jolie’s tits, but I’m still praying for a sex tape.

Ah, if wishes were horses beggars would ride. There are too many female celebrities out there who need more nudity in their lives. I don’t think I need to include the jail bait girls among these, –but I will, starting with Taylor Momsen. Hurry up and turn 18, Jesus Christ, what a tease. Am I in a hurry to see a Miley Cyrus sex tape? No, because I’m almost sure the cameraman would be her dad, seeing as how the two have a clearly dysfunctional fame-whoring relationship. Those hackers responsible for doing all the damage need to watch out for the FBI, and in the meantime, keep providing photos of idiotic celebrities, who have yet to figure out that nude photos will always end up on the Internet.

Apparently Vanessa Hudgens didn’t learn her lesson the first two times her dirty pictures were leaked, because once again, the internet is going wild over some new leaked photos – and this time, they are much naughtier. The new pictures are not only of her topless, but of her showing off her taint. Oh but it doesn’t end there, for there are also pictures of her making out with Nickelodeon starlet Alexa Nikolas (from Zoey 101). Yeah, we hit the skanky Vanessa Hudgens jackpot this time.

Many folks are saying that these new photos aren’t actually of Vanessa Hudgens, but considering that her legal team forced countless sites to delete the pictures, I’m saying that proves right there that they are in fact Vanessa. Since we don’t want to get slammed with a lawsuit, I won’t post the photos, but luckily you can find them here (for now). To see more photos of the dirty Alexa Nikolas, check this out.

If she’s not artistically flaunting her tits in a magazine, she’s artistically flaunting her tits at the Grammy’s. And now that she’s 18, all I can say is ‘flaunt away’. Meanwhile, her daddy’s blaming all their ‘family problems’ …which I guess is redneck speak for domestic violence, –on the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’. Psh, since when is it a big surprise that Disney brings out the whore in their young actresses. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, —all Disney child actresses. And each one is just an inch away from working at an escort service. Speaking of, am I the only freak here who now has twins fantasies, thanks to Lindsay Lohan? Here are some pics of Miley’s tits, to keep you all warm and fuzzy on the winter nights. And I can’t think of a better way to keep your head warm…

Vanessa Hudgens is trying to shed her squeaky clean Disney image in the March issue of Details magazine, because apparently all of those leaked nude photos of her just didn’t cut it. Stripped down and soaking wet, the photos are pretty hot, but not as hot as the pics of her perky little tits.

In the Details’ interview, Vanessa spoke about her transformation from Disney sweetheart into a gun-toting asylum inmate for her role in Sucker Punch.

“We trained with Navy Seals. We were machines, you could NOT fuck with us.”

Whatever you want to believe little Vanessa.

She also spoke about her love life, the only important thing about that chat was when she admitted to being single again. Woo! Hot and single, just how we like ‘em.

Guess who the new Candies girl is? Yup. I never really understand the marketing strategy for putting hot chicks, in barely any clothes, and then using these fairly pornographic images of women… to sell products to women. Seems like a flawed plan, but it actually works! I think it might be possibly because all women are subconsciously attracted to other women; that and they think that by using this brand, they’ll also look like a perpetual teenager, with big ‘Fuck Me’ eyes. Either way, these latest photos of Vanessa Hudgens aren’t right. Candies is clearly trying to cash in on that risque teen nudity thing, and appeal to the men who want to fuck 12 year olds. Sure, okay. But hey, she’s legal, no worries. Fap away.

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical is certainly no stranger to sex tapes or topless pictures and she’s done it once again. After trouncing around in her underwear, playing with herself, and trying to appear seductive, Vanessa then took ‘private’ pics on her cell phone which were then ‘leaked.’ And even though Vanessa has sued www.moejackson.com for releasing the pics, I still say that she leaked them herself. This girl is just so trampy!

Vanessa also had topless pictures released in 2007, after which she claimed it was a ‘stupid mistake.’ I guess one she never learned from. Oh, and a sex tape was also recently released starring Ms. Hudgens. That’s a lot of “leaks” for one person!