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Sure, I just posted a whopping three different girls on True Blood who just bared their tits for the world, but now I have to double up because Anna Paquin decided to get in on the act herself. The star of True Blood, and winner of an Oscar, Anna Paquin decided to give us a teasing flash of bare tit. I’m not a fan of the show, but if you watch it for the sexiness or sit through it because your girlfriend loves it, your time is rewarded with this hot, high-class actress’ sexily desperate show of tit. Maybe she was afraid that the rest of the cast was stealing the show with their blatantly topless antics and decided to do it yet again herself? Whatever the reason, True Blood and tits go together like vampires and pale skin, so enjoy!

I’ve watched all of one episode of True Blood and decided it wasn’t my thing, but at the least I’ve been missing out on a bunch of topless babes. On last night’s episode of True Blood, I missed out on a total of six tits! (That’s three women, for those of you that failed math or live near Chernobyl where this number varies) Janina Gavankar, Alexandra Breckenridge, and Lindsay Pulsipher all have a sexual scene of some type and all three of them have some nice, perky tits. With Game of Thrones finished for the season, we’ve gotta get our HBO titty fix from something else, so there’s always True Blood to fall back on if you like your girls to be topless vampires, topless werewolves, and so forth. There’s a theme here, if you hadn’t picked up on that.

Tomorrow, June 26, HBO’s hit vampire show True Blood is back for its fourth season! If you have seen the show then you know what that means – LOTS OF NEW SEX SCENES! In past seasons someone is getting naked in nearly every episode and I can guarantee it’ll be the same for the fourth season. But True Blood doesn’t just have lots of nudity, it has lots of naughty sex scenes to go with all the nakedness, and it’s some of the hottest and sexiest sex scenes on TV. Mmm hot naked vampire sexins. I can’t wait! A whole lot of new actors and actresses have been cast this upcoming season, which means we’ll be seeing all sorts of new tits. Woot!

As if there weren’t already a ton of the ol’ in-out, in-out, strokey-stroke in True Blood already, adult film production company, New Sensations, plans to make a porno spoof of the series. True Blood fans who want to see more naked vampires doing the deed will get a big kick out of it, but I have a few questions first, namely.. Don’t most vampires have sex like, at crazy speeds? And, are the effects going to suck? Will there be werewolves?! Check out the trailer! And cross your fingers, –Alan Ball and Charlaine Harris’s lawyers are probably pn the phone with New Sensations right now.

When I think of vampire porn, I think of that skinhead guy from True Blood drill that redhead like a jackhammer, –and that was pretty graphic, but still, nothing really ‘showed’. Aside from his fabulous muscles and her tits. So while huge jugs, tattoos, and vampire sex is hot, the new softcore porn ‘I Am Virgin’ still has me on the fence. When it comes to porn, the story isn’t really important, but since the movie isn’t billed as actual porn, –they’re calling it a horror spoof/comedy, we have to at least throw out something for people interested in what happens.

The world is taken over by a vampire virus that turns everyone into a nymphomaniac vampire. The only way for humans to have sex with vampires without turning, as explained by Ron Jeremy in his crazy cameo, is to not feel guilty about the sex while you screw them. The only human left in all of post-apocalyptic Portland, Oregon, is a henpecked virgin, who has apparently suffered permanent damage from his anti-sex parents, –because the movie ends after he has done nothing more than spy on a bunch of vampires humping each other, and play with his dick.

The hot alt porno girls will keep you interested, and believe it or not, once you get about 46 minutes in, there is an actual shot of pussy. Just keep your eyes peeled. While the movie is great for guys who love a good, raging case of blue balls, there’s nothing graphic or “disgusting” as one reviewer referred to it, on IMDb. Yes, nary a cock or pussy to be found.

Which is going to make it that much easier to justify all my masturbatory fantasies from back in the X-Men days, –oh, and you know, watching her sex scenes in True Blood with rapt attention. Despite being engaged to her co-star from True Blood, Stephen Moyer, Paquin seemed to have no trouble announcing to millions that she likes pussy too. Well, as long as her boyfriend doesn’t have a problem with the occasional threesome, then Mazel tov!

Reuters has more details:

“Oscar winner Anna Paquin came out as bisexual on Thursday in a video campaign for gay rights advocates, surprising the “True Blood” star’s fans and causing the organization’s web site to crash.

The actress’ message came in a celebrity-laden public service announcement for the Give a Damn campaign, a web-based anti-discrimination effort backed by singer Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors Fund.

“I’m bisexual,” Paquin said, before adding that “one hate crime is committed approximately every hour of every day in this country.”

Paquin last year confirmed that she is engaged to her boyfriend and “True Blood” co-star Stephen Moyer.

A representative for the actress could not immediately be reached for comment.”

The site crashed; wow. That’s a lot of bisexual chicks out there, hoping to get a chance for a date before Paquin ties the knot with Moyer. And maybe the half a dozen homophobic fans of True Blood repeatedly leaving rude comments, and shocked rants.