It’s that time of year again! There’s nothing more thrilling than an enormous party on a brisk spring night, when the masses of women who are otherwise perfectly normal the rest of the year, go bra-less and will show anyone and everyone their tits. Small tits, big tits, high tits, low tits, old tits, new tits, fake tits, real tits, tan tits, pale tits, see-through, freckled; big nipples, little nipples, brown nipples, pink nipples, long nipples (ew), inverted nipples (some girls are just born unlucky), and there are so many combinations and shapes and sizes. If you have a hooter fetish, all you need to do is sit in a lawn chair with a few cases of brightly colored plastic beads, and dangle them in front of every vagina that walks by.
Your view of tits will only be obstructed by a dwindling supply of beads. For one night only, every woman in sight becomes a stripper.
I’d like to take a moment to review some of my favorites. The brunette, center, third row, is third place. The face she’s making is atrocious, but if you use your hand to cover her face, the rest of the package is worth the Down’s gleam in her scrunched up eyes. I’m partial to Tiny Pink Panties in the fourth row, center. Why go topless when you’re wearing sheer black over gigantic knockers, and no pants at all? 5 out of 5 for Tiny Pink Panties! 1st Place Prize to Pink Panties for originality, and a terrific looking crotch. Runner up is the Amy Adams lookalike, seventh row, center. She’s not quite developed enough to play Varsity, but I’m impressed with her talent. She’s managed to expose maximum flesh, and still look hot, –sans the face scrunching.
Who won the Erection Contest at your house? Let us know!