Dirty Mag

Everyone loves Sofia Vergara so it’s not as if I have to convince you to look at these pics. And, really, if you need to be convinced to look at a sexy celebrity’s tits, then shame on you; I expect you readers to be better perverts than that. Hell, I’d check out nude photos of Rumer Willis just to prove I can, goddammit. GQ Mexico seems to be a step above GQ USA in that they’re able to not only convince Sofia Vergara to wear a sheer top, but they’re also willing to publish the photos of her big tits and sexy nipples right there in the magazine as if it weren’t even a thing. I can only imagine the handwringing that would go on here in America over publishing something like this in a non-porno mag. And while I already think Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest MILFs alive, she hammers the point home on the cover by wearing animal print lingerie like a true cougar.

Jennifer Nicole Lee has been popping up a lot lately, the fitness model always eager to show off her body, and who can blame her? After reaching 200 pounds, she dropped 70 of them and maintained her tight, toned figure, and you can see her bod plastered all over magazines and fitness videos. She poses in bikinis quite often, of course, but this time she only poses partially in a bikini as a photographer snaps some nipple slip pics. They’re pretty awesome, quality shots too! Getting such a good view of those breasts, I can offer my unprofessional opinion that Jennifer Nicole Lee has breast implants. Seriously, just look at those glorious tits, firm and perky on her fit-as-hell body. After dropping 70 pounds, I’d expect them to look less than perfect, so I have to imagine she’s had some work done, whether it was a lift or implants. That or she made a deal with the devil.

You may remember Nadya Suleman better as Octomom, the woman who birthed a litter of eight babies. You may also remember her as being mildly attractive, which is the only reason she was really popular in the first place, having been compared “kinda sorta similar looking to Angelina Jolie.” Back when she was still popular (which seems like decades ago in pop culture time) she was very popular, even getting an offer from Vivid Video to do a sex tape for $1 million. Instead, she now finds herself likely wishing she took that offer, instead resorting to topless photos in a European magazine for a comparatively-paltry $10,000. The pictures themselves are pretty lackluster, just her posing in panties and covering her big tits with her hands, all in front of a bland white background. One can only imagine how much hotter this would be if she’d jumped on the opportunity when it first knocked. At least maybe then they could have chipped in a green screen.

There are countless fetishes out there I can’t explain, and glasses are one of them. One could argue it’s the illusion of intelligence, but I don’t really believe that’s the driving force. Whether you follow that theory or whether you don’t give a damn why you find it hot so long as you get to see more hot women in glasses, Mr. Skin has updated with a list of their favorite nude celebrities wearing glasses. Taken from a variety of films, I can’t argue with most of this list, but their #1 is Paz de la Huerta. I’m not a fan, so I’m going to highlight #2-4 instead, and if you want to see the nude clip of Paz de la Huerta, check it out for yourself over at Mr. Skin.

#2 is Nicole Kidman, who looked hot (and often nude) in Eyes Wide Shut. #3 is Laetitia Casta who has always had an absolutely incredible, petite-yet-curvy body. You may be too busy staring at her big, perfect tits to realize she’s wearing glasses (and nothing else), but she is! #4 is Kathleen Robertson from Boss, who rocks glasses like nobody’s business, somehow looking professional even with her perky tit hanging out.

Adrianne Curry reached her 300,000 followers mark on Twitter, which means that she had to own up to her half of the deal. Unfortunately, it’s sort of a mixed blessing. On one hand, she did post a topless picture, as promised, but on the other hand it’s not that great of a photo and it’s about six years old. Shot from the side, you can still make out both of her breasts to some degree, but like most people, I was hoping for a more up-close frontal shot rather than her trotting out some old pic. Not to mention that Adrianne Curry has had larger implants since then, meaning that we don’t even get to enjoy the larger, more impressive rack she sports today. After all, she posed for Playboy a while back, so seeing photos from around that time is nothing new. Still, even in this old image she looks hot as hell, flaunting her perky breasts and tiny waist, but many are annoyed that she’s now said she’ll post a more recent picture when she reaches 500,000 Twitter followers. To make up for that, I’ve also included a couple non-topless images of her which are still sexier than this old photo.

Taylor Swift is one of the most popular stars in country music today, and it definitely can’t all be about her music. The blonde star is ridiculously cute and it’s difficult not to be entranced by her, even if you hate country music. And while her sweet innocence may be entrancing, the first photo above, the topless one, is allegedly of the songstress! It’s difficult to tell for sure whether or not it’s her, but as Fox Mulder used to say years ago, “I want to believe.” With her wavy blonde hair, cute face, and tight little body, this Taylor Swift lookalike posing topless in nothing but her panties should be Ms. Swift’s next album cover. One can only hope that she pulls a Scarlett Johansson and admits that this topless cutie really is her. And then maybe she’ll release another dozen photos of her sexy little body. Maybe.

Marion Cotillard is probably best known for her role in Inception, although film buffs more likely know her as the Acedamy Award-winning Best Actress from La Vie en Rose. We’ll also get to see her again in The Dark Knight Rises next year. So, yes, she has quite a pedigree and is a MILF to boot. I’m not sure why, but I really get a kick out of seeing respected, award-winning actresses topless or nude, even more than I enjoy seeing some slutty reality TV chick or porn starlet. But yes, filming a new movie, Marion Cotillard ended up giving a photographer (who deserves an award of their own) a perfect shot of her bare tits. Petite as she is, I never would have guessed she had such big tits, so this serves as another surprise! Check below the jump for even more pictures of Marion Cotillard topless! [...]

Speaking of attention whores, let’s talk about Sara Leal. This sexy minx is allegedly Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, as you may have heard in celebrity gossip news, if you follow such things. If you don’t follow the gossip, it’s a good thing you’re here, because I’ll just focus on the important bit of all this ridiculous news. Sara Leal’s tits. This sexy young blonde clearly loves to party, and in these pictures she appears to be attending some sort of bikini party (which I never get invited to). Finding the concept of a bikini party too restricting, Sara Leal takes off her top to flash a perfect little pair of perky breasts. If what’s being said is true, I definitely like the idea that she seduced Mr. Kutcher simply by flashing him with her perky high beams. Place your bets on where her celebrity future lies: SyFy Channel movies, porn, or reality TV.

Kreayshawn, a singer with a terrible name and a hot body, recently won Best New Artist at the MTV Video Music Awards. You probably don’t care about that, but you probably do care about the fact that some topless pics that are supposedly of her have been making their way across the ol’ Twitterverse. Posing in just her panties, Kreayshawn puts her hot-as-fuck body on display, showing off a number of tattoos which aren’t quite Kat Von D-level, but still plenty of ink for a 21-year-old. Personally, I’m more a fan of her pierced nipples, sexy barbells which draw even more attention to her perky little award-winning tits. So congrats to Kreayshawn for winning Best New Artist and congrats to whichever kind soul decided to leak these topless photos of her while she was claiming said award!

Just when I was starting to think Taylor Momsen would pace herself before turning 18 on July 26, she goes and does something like this. The 17 year old singer isn’t shy at all about her sexuality, using that jailbait status to drive men (and women!) wild. She knows how to get around some difficulties, covering her nipples with electrical tape before flashing her perky teen tits to adoring audiences. We see her doing it again in Barcelona, having no qualms about showing off her skinny, sexy body. This time, however, Taylor Momsen takes things a bit further than just going topless, inviting a bunch of other girls on stage for some fun. She strips some of them down to their bras and panties and we even get some crazy hot pics of her grinding up against some other attention-starved teen. With less than two weeks to go before she hits the big “one-eight” we can only speculate what will happen at her birthday party/concert. Full nudity? Orgy? Something involving livestock?