Dirty Mag

So, what has Taylor Momsen been up to? Surely now that she’s an adult and her scandalous jailbait days are over, she’s matured and refined her musical act. Thankfully, that’s not the case, and our favorite raccoon-eyed rockstar is up to her same tricks, wearing the tiniest outfits possible to flaunt her lithe, sexy body, and even encouraging fans to get in on the act. For this concert, she wears nothing but a bra and some fucking hot leather shorts, although the outfit is diminished by the sheer poncho or whatever it is she’s wearing. But, seriously, this is an 18 year old girl in skin-tight leather shorts, thigh highs, and strappy boots so I can’t fucking complain. Especially when she has one of her adoring young fans on stage, kneeling between her skinny thighs. Honestly, more concerts need barely-legal simulated lesbian sex, don’t you agree?

Just when I was starting to think Taylor Momsen would pace herself before turning 18 on July 26, she goes and does something like this. The 17 year old singer isn’t shy at all about her sexuality, using that jailbait status to drive men (and women!) wild. She knows how to get around some difficulties, covering her nipples with electrical tape before flashing her perky teen tits to adoring audiences. We see her doing it again in Barcelona, having no qualms about showing off her skinny, sexy body. This time, however, Taylor Momsen takes things a bit further than just going topless, inviting a bunch of other girls on stage for some fun. She strips some of them down to their bras and panties and we even get some crazy hot pics of her grinding up against some other attention-starved teen. With less than two weeks to go before she hits the big “one-eight” we can only speculate what will happen at her birthday party/concert. Full nudity? Orgy? Something involving livestock?

That’s right, the trashy 17-year-old Taylor Momsen has created a cult of slutty rocker wannabes. Inspired by her music, her wild behavior and her revealing clothing, a whole wave of wannabe rocker chicks have been born. At a recent concert, Taylor pulled a few of these half-naked girls on the stage, and in nothing but bras and fishnets the gals sang and danced with one another. It got a little hotter when Taylor started seducing one of the Taylor-zombies on stage.

You can thank Taylor for your upcoming masturbatory fantasies about young women with dirty hair and fishnets grinding against one another.

…and preferably, throw in a dash of pussy. Good pussy, not old pussy. Seriously, we’ve seen Renee Olstead, –we think, –and wow. Tits, ass, pussy, even masturbation. Amanda Seyfried has terrific tits, and Megan Fox never disappointments, –Vanessa Hudgens is unfortunately, being closely, and litigiously guarded, but that’s okay, fuck her, we’ve seen her naked before anyway. Nananananana. But I want more, –what can I say, I’m a greedy bitch? Personally, I’m in the mood for Rihanna, whose few leaked photos were blurry, and sucked, –she needs to rehearse her shit. Maybe Scarlett Johansson, but seriously, she’s a little too much of a dolly for me. I like my girls to be brazen and brassy, –I’ve seen Angelina Jolie’s tits, but I’m still praying for a sex tape.

Ah, if wishes were horses beggars would ride. There are too many female celebrities out there who need more nudity in their lives. I don’t think I need to include the jail bait girls among these, –but I will, starting with Taylor Momsen. Hurry up and turn 18, Jesus Christ, what a tease. Am I in a hurry to see a Miley Cyrus sex tape? No, because I’m almost sure the cameraman would be her dad, seeing as how the two have a clearly dysfunctional fame-whoring relationship. Those hackers responsible for doing all the damage need to watch out for the FBI, and in the meantime, keep providing photos of idiotic celebrities, who have yet to figure out that nude photos will always end up on the Internet.

I wonder if Jim Carey ever looks at Momen’s pics and inadvertently finds himself wondering when her 18th birthday is? I wonder because, Carey worked with Momsen when she was like, 9 or something, in The Grinch, and now she’s jail bait.. like, AGGRESSIVE jail bait. As in, if you were male and happened to find yourself in a dark alley, watch out for Taylor Momsen, because if she’s out there, you’re not getting away until you’re screwed; literally and figuratively. I love her shirt in these pics; ‘I FUCK FOR SATAN’ is a good way to sum up the sentiments she was feeling that day. Funny too, since she was raised Roman Catholic. I wonder how her parents feel about her fucking for Satan. Then again, you know how parents are, –if there’s money involved, Momsen won’t just fuck for Satan, she’ll fellate, cook, clean, and flaunt her parts in public as soon as its legal.

Ah, young people today work so hard to live up to their role models. Taylor Momsen, at 17, –still underage, people, goes on stage with her band ‘The Pretty Reckless’, and she definitely keeps the theme of the band alive by wearing a mini dress and thigh high boots. Except the dress is ass-less, and she spends a lot of time bent over, making most of the guys there check the calendars on their POS smartphones for her 18th birthday. Sorry guys, no go; she won’t be 18 until the end of July, but then you can get out your rohypnol and ketamine. Although by the way she’s dressed, it doesn’t exactly look like she needs a tranquilizer to consider screwing pretty much anybody. Throw a cup of ice water on your crotch, or, just remember: that’s Cindy Lou Who you’re masturbating to!

If you didn’t know Taylor Momsen before, you sure do now. Gossip Girl’s little 17-year-old actress and singer flashed her tits during a New York concert. That’s right, she’s 17-years-old. Jeez. And people say Miley Cyrus is bad, at least she’s not flashing her audience.

Taylor was singing into the mic all seductive-like while groping herself, when she quickly yanked down her top, showed off her girls, and then pulled her top back up after a few seconds. Smooth.

But what does the kid have to say for herself? That it’s just part of the role she plays onstage.

“On stage I’m performing. It’s another extension of myself. I mean, I don’t walk out of my bedroom in the morning with stripper heels on.”

Right. Ok. Well you go on and enjoy your slutty “role” seeing how you’re the only one allowed to do so. Can we say jailbait?!

Taylor Momsen, one of the only good things to come out of The Gossip Girls along with all of those other hot little chicks, has found herself surrounded by controversy once again. This time it comes from an interview with Disorder magazine in which she revealed that she’s “not into guys” and that her “best friend is a vibrator.” Now of course, everybody’s in an uproar about it because the girl is only 16. And I ask….so?

Okay, so she has a vibrator when she’s not actually of legal age to even have consenting sex. But seriously, she only has to consent with herself on this one, and I really don’t think Taylor is hurting anyone by getting herself off every once in awhile. And if we can let Miley Cyrus go and sell sex onstage, I’m pretty sure that we can let Taylor do whatever she wants to herself behind the privacy of closed doors. And of course, it may also mean that Taylor might be a bit of a sex demon so once she is of age, we’re bound to see some pretty interesting shit from her.