Dirty Mag

Tomorrow, June 26, HBO’s hit vampire show True Blood is back for its fourth season! If you have seen the show then you know what that means – LOTS OF NEW SEX SCENES! In past seasons someone is getting naked in nearly every episode and I can guarantee it’ll be the same for the fourth season. But True Blood doesn’t just have lots of nudity, it has lots of naughty sex scenes to go with all the nakedness, and it’s some of the hottest and sexiest sex scenes on TV. Mmm hot naked vampire sexins. I can’t wait! A whole lot of new actors and actresses have been cast this upcoming season, which means we’ll be seeing all sorts of new tits. Woot!

Today’s fetish fix is all about raptophilia. With this paraphilia the sexuoerotic arousal and orgasm depends on the surprise attack and continued violent assault on a a non-consenting, terrified, and struggling person. Yes, it’s rape. But in a raptophiliac’s case, they want it and are turned on by someone (a biastophiliac) attacking them and taking them without permission. If your significant other has ever asked to do rape role-playing, there’s a slight chance they are a raptophiliac.

In rare, and serious, cases an unhealthy raptophiliac will purposely put themselves in incredibly dangerous situations in the hopes of being attacked and sexually assaulted.  This is no joke, such a person could easily be killed.

So while role-playing is all good a fun, if it grows into something seriously dangerous, seek help.

Chronophilia refers to a fetish in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of age discrepancy between the sexual partners – young women being turned on by old men, older women being aroused by younger men…etc.

It actually has ties with multiple paraphilias (graeophilia, teleiophilia…etc.) and has to do with the person’s sexuoerotic age being discordant with his or her actual chronological age and is concordant with the age of the partner. Meaning that the person with this disorder is identifying with someone who is either much older or much younger than himself or herself and thus mimicking the other.

Chronophilia could be used to describe something minor like 40-year-old cougars being attracted to 20-year-old men, to something far more serious and horrible  like pedophiles.

Dendrophilia literally means “love of trees.” It is a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. It takes the term “tree hugger” to a whole new level.

A dendrophile doesn’t simply love trees, they attempt to make love to trees. If such a person were to be caught in the act with a tree, in many circumstances they will claim that they are merely soothing the Tree spirit, that it is an act of worship. It is said that it is actually part of an obscure ritual of fertility. Other dendrophiles are said to be attracted to trees possibly because of their phallic symbolism.

Sweet Emmy Rossum sure has gotten naughtier since her wholesome Golden Globe nominated role in Phantom of the Opera! She is now getting down and really dirty in the new Showtime series Shameless. One of the sex scenes from the show is all over the net now, and we applaud it! Who doesn’t love rough fucking, a tight ass and perky tits? Crazy people, that’s who.

Emmy spoke about her new sexy character, saying “It doesn’t make sense that the character would wear a bra and care at all about what she looks like when she’s having sex.” She continues, “Sex is meant to feel good, and she wants to feel good. Her life is so shity in so many ways. Some people use alcohol, some people use gambling — and some people use sex.”

Sounds good to me! You can watch the sex scene here.

It just goes to show you how different certain countries are when a  rock star goes to trial over a sex tape. That’s right, a man was charged for distributing his own homemade sex videos on the net. Jeez.

Nazril Ariel, 29, appeared at the closed-door trial in Bandung district court, West Java province of Indonesia, facing criminal charges including those filed under a 2008 anti-pornography law.

Outside the court there were over 500 police on hand to ensure security, as well as  Ariel fans mixed and radical Islamists.

“There are so many cases like this, why are they freed and not Ariel? Is it because he’s famous? We want justice,” 22-year-old waitress Ruri Astari said, as other fans sang Ariel’s hits and carried “Free Ariel” banners.

Islamic hardliner Hirman Firdaus said the rock singer was a threat to society and deserved the maximum punishment.

“I want him to be severely punished. This is immoral,” he said.

If convicted Ariel could face 12 years in jail and fines of up to six billion rupiah (672,000 dollars), just because he posted two sex tapes online.

But that’s not the worst part, one of the women, Cut Tari, was a married when she made the sex video with Ariel, and people are now fighting to get her stoned to death for adultery. That is so incredibly barbaric, it makes me glad that I live in the US.

I feel for these folks, I mean, they should have known better than to make sex videos when they live in such an awful and strict country, but either way, it’s horrible that they have to go through something so ridiculous all because their country is full of barbaric prudes.

I’ve got something a little different this time Dear Readers, some naughty fetish news! This hilarious bit of news comes to you straight from the UK, where a  fetish club with its own dungeon and spanking bench is operating in a barn next door to a primary school. Haha! So much for location, location, location.

According to reports, angry neighbours have complained after hearing “screaming and whipping” coming from next door. You see, The Old Barn, next to St Mary’s Primary School, in Warrington, Cheshire, offers afternoon dominatrix sessions and sexy parties. Mother Debbie Gleave, who lives nearby, said, “I’ve complained so many times. My children are terrified to go into the garden.”

Unfortunately for Debbie,  the local council said the owners did not need a licence and police said nothing criminal was going on. So the fetish club lives on!

A spokesman for the barn said, “We are open to discussing any concerns.” How kind of them. Maybe they should offer some fun lessons to the mom.

Symphorophilia is a paraphilia in which someone is sexually aroused by watching a disaster. These disasters may include something like a fire or a car accident. The person may fantasize about a disaster or watch a real one taking place until he or she becomes aroused and then orgasms.

In some rare cases, an accident that may injure or even kill someone may actually bring the symphorophiliac to the point of orgasm quicker. In a few very rare cases, the fetishist may actually plan out and cause the disaster themselves in order to get off. So it’s not unlikely that an arsonist is setting things ablaze because of sexual desires, but like I said, this is very rare.

Inflatophilia  is a fetish that can vary in what the inflatophile enjoys. It might be an attraction to inflatable animals and toys (even balloons and inflatable furniture), deriving sexual pleasure from wearing inflatable suits, or even getting aroused from the thought of people inflating like balloons. Someone with this fetish will most likely enjoy the company of a blow-up doll a little more than the average user.

Some inflatophiles enjoy an act known as Popping, which is the deliberate destruction of an inflatable object through puncturing, over-inflation, compression or damaging the exterior in some other manner. This may not be a sexual act though, sometimes it’s simply an act of amusement.

Martymachlia is getting sexually aroused by having someone watch you and your partner have sex. A martymachliac may ask a third person to watch, or they may purposely have sex in an area where they will get caught, in the hopes that the person will watch them.

Then you have voyeurism, which is getting sexually aroused by watching others have sex (or simply looking at them naked). People with this usually masturbate while they watch, and they’re usually doing it all in secret.

But if you get a martymachliac and a voyeurist together, then you’ve got the perfect combination – everyone’s happy.