Dirty Mag

Remember last month when I posted about SueLyn Medeiros and her huge, amazing ass? Trust me, if you saw it, you’d remember. Sure, she looked great in tight yoga pants, but that’s nothing compared to the fact that she now has a sex tape out there on the net. Available through SueLyn Exposed, this sex tape features the Brazilian beauty getting fucked by her boyfriend, a video which was supposedly stolen from her computer and not intentionally leaked so that she could become the next Kim Kardashian. I mean, who would even assume such a thing? Anyway, here’s a short sample clip from the full video so you know what you have to look forward to: a hot Brazilian chick licking balls and getting fucked doggystyle. And then fucked doggystyle some more. And then some more. Because, seriously, with an ass like that, she must have guys trying to bend her over every day.

If you’ve ever wanted to see Rihanna getting down and dirty, it’s becoming more of a possibility. Rumors abound that there’s a sex tape featuring R&B star Rihanna and rapper J Cole. Given that the rapper recently lost his cellphone, was touring with Rihanna months ago, and that the screenshots from the video show a woman with vibrant red hair going down on the lucky rapper, it’s not difficult to imagine the possibilities. None of this is confirmed, at least not yet, but hopefully within the next week or so we’ll see some pics and maybe a clip of the video for ourselves to try and identify the blowjob-giving star of the video. Both stars have denied it, but celebs have a history of playing it cool when a sex tape is floating around. Rihanna’s hair is pretty identifiable, so if the claims are true, we just might get to see the sexy singer with a mouthful of cock. Anything to keep her from belting out “Umbrella” again, really.

This isn’t the first time Noa has tried to cash in on Lopez, he already tried launching a  tell-all book about his J.Lo romance, but the starlet successfully stopped that in court.

But back to the naughty video. In 2009 Lopez won a permanent injunction that prohibited the home video footage from being released as part of a planned TV project. However, Noa recently “sold” the film to his longtime girlfriend and business partner, Claudia Vasquez, who is planning to officially release it through a distributor since a judge has signed off on it.  According to Vazquez’s lawyer, the home video is not technically a “sex tape,” they said that in the approximately 27 hours of footage that his client owns only 15-20 minutes contain nudity. Hmm… well, if those 15-20 minutes contain sex, then yes, it’s a sex tape.

Sex tape or not, the J.Lo nudity is confirmed. Which means there’s a chance we may get to see the pop star naked, and better yet, this was filmed way before she gave birth to twins, so we’ll see hot naked Jennifer.

Tila Tequila, the tiny, trashy reality-TV personality, is now starring in an all-girl threesome sex tape, “Tila Tequila Uncorked,” acquired by Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company. Vivid recently announced that the release date for Tila’s sex tape is set for Monday, February 14th.

But today, a 3 minute clip from Tila Tequila’s yet-to-be-released lesbian threesome sex tape has “leaked” online. Right, sure it was “leaked.” You can watch the clip here.

I can’t say that the clip is a turn on, it was just a giant cheesy yawn. Tila spends more time fucking herself than anyone else – selfish! Plus, extreme close-ups of the inside of some chick’s vag is so not hot. Ugh. Personally I’d rather have a real pornstar lesbian video than one of some nasty reality star.

The internet is all aflutter over Octomom, Nadya Suleman, having made some kind of weird fetish/bondage/infantilism sex tape. Wow. Now, part of me is thinking, “Ew, gross!” but the other half of me expresses some morbid curiosity here. I mean, I have to wonder, what exactly does a pussy look like after it’s had eight babies at one time? How many chances are we going to get to see something like that?! Well, apparently, Vivid Entertainment has been issuing several offers to Suleman to go work for them, but she keeps rejecting them. But according to TMZ, she recently made a video which shows her in fetish gear, whipping a guy wearing a diaper. And, Suleman and her diaper-guy have signed releases which allow the video to be sold to a studio. Well… whatever. Judging by the content description, we may not get to see her pussy, but I’ve got my fingers crossed! By the way, I snagged some Octomom bikini pics up there. Can cosmetic surgery be anymore obvious? Franken-Mom!

I visit the Rule 34 website enough to know that there’s porn for everything, but I’ve got to admit, a live-action porno featuring Marge and Homer is a new one for me. I can’t see big blue hair and yellow skin getting too many people off, but hell, everyone has their kinks.

From the press release:

The hottest celebrity couple of all time has finally done it…and recorded themselves doing it! Marge & Homer Simpson and some of their most well-known neighbors have cum to life in the Celebrity Sex Tape that has to be seen to be believed: SIMPSONS: THE XXX PARODY!

Full Spread Entertainment & LFP Video are proud to present the Celebrity Sex Tape that will leave you saying, “D’oh, I just ejaculated in my pants.”

Erica Langston from “Bad Girls Club” has officially extended her 15 minutes of fame and is now a filthy rich porn star. According to TMZ, she has finally settled on terms for a sex tape she made with her boyfriend – and pulled in six figures in the process.

It has been said that porn giant Vivid Entertainment will release the tape before Christmas and Langston and her boyfriend Adrian scored big with an undisclosed six-figure sum. However, Christmas is passed and according to Vivid’s website there isn’t any videos of Langston available.

If you have been following the bag girl closely, then you know that Langston’s been busy trying to shop 2 separate sex tapes – one was a threesome and another was your basic boring sex tape. Sadly, you threesome fans won’t get the goods since Vivid is only releasing the latter due to lover #3 in the ménage à trois wanting too much money.

It just goes to show you how different certain countries are when a  rock star goes to trial over a sex tape. That’s right, a man was charged for distributing his own homemade sex videos on the net. Jeez.

Nazril Ariel, 29, appeared at the closed-door trial in Bandung district court, West Java province of Indonesia, facing criminal charges including those filed under a 2008 anti-pornography law.

Outside the court there were over 500 police on hand to ensure security, as well as  Ariel fans mixed and radical Islamists.

“There are so many cases like this, why are they freed and not Ariel? Is it because he’s famous? We want justice,” 22-year-old waitress Ruri Astari said, as other fans sang Ariel’s hits and carried “Free Ariel” banners.

Islamic hardliner Hirman Firdaus said the rock singer was a threat to society and deserved the maximum punishment.

“I want him to be severely punished. This is immoral,” he said.

If convicted Ariel could face 12 years in jail and fines of up to six billion rupiah (672,000 dollars), just because he posted two sex tapes online.

But that’s not the worst part, one of the women, Cut Tari, was a married when she made the sex video with Ariel, and people are now fighting to get her stoned to death for adultery. That is so incredibly barbaric, it makes me glad that I live in the US.

I feel for these folks, I mean, they should have known better than to make sex videos when they live in such an awful and strict country, but either way, it’s horrible that they have to go through something so ridiculous all because their country is full of barbaric prudes.

Before Kaila Yu found fame and glory through modeling and starring in films like The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, she starred in a naughty internet sex series called Casting Couch. Using the name stage name of Nina, Kaila strips down, masturbates, gives a guy a hand job and so much more.

She may have looked hot in The Fast and the Furious in that little mini skirt, but no mini skirt can beat out bare tits and pussy. Although, it would have been nice if she had shaved that pussy beforehand. I mean damn woman, that’s a whole lot of bush.

Yesterday I wrote about how Spencer Pratt is going public with some naughty videos he has of his soon-to-be ex-wife Heidi Montag and how Heidi acted SO devastated on her Twitter when she heard the news – Yeah, that didn’t last long. Heidi has stopped “crying” over her sex tape long enough to talk business with Vivid Entertainment and now stands to cash in big. Legendary porn star veteran Jenna Jameson spoke on this, saying that she never bought Heidi’s victim act.

“Why do people do porno tapes, sell them, make boatloads of money, then LIE about being victimized. I know one girl who sold her tape herself,” Jenna tweeted.

“@SOFTBLUSHcom I know one of the girls that acts so prim and proper and sold her tape to get famous. The others I just speculate,” she continued. “I own up to my porn, I don’t cry and say my boyfriend stole it.”

Kim Kardashian called her sex tape “humiliating” even though got a $5 million settlement for it. Kendra Wilkinson gave teary interviews talking about her “extremely embarrassing” sex tape after it earned her millions. Then there’s Danielle Staub, who said her sex tape was “coming around for a reason,” try as she might to stop it.

Yea, I am right there with Jenna on this one. They lie and then cash in.