Dirty Mag

Rihanna may not be my favorite celebrity, but she at least knows how to get attention. When vacationing in Barbados last month, she naturally decided to hit the beach. She also decided to do so in one of the skimpiest bikinis possible, leaving little to the imagination. Not only is it unbelievably tiny, it’s also see-through, giving a nice glimpse of her dark nipples. Given the bikini’s tiny size, the bottoms not only show off Rihanna’s ass, but the narrow top also slides up to give a teasing underboob shot. Granted, we did already see her topless in Ireland a few months ago, but those images were pretty low-resolution, so these high-res pictures of Rihanna in a sheer bikini manage to be sexier even if she is wearing (a tiny bit) more.

You’ve probably seen the term underboob being thrown around on blogs and other sites in the past few years, and the term is really as simple as it sounds. Underboob refers to photos in which a woman’s breasts are mostly covered, but the underside is still visible, as in the photos above. Essentially, it’s “upside down cleavage“. It’s hard to say just why so many guys find it hot, but I’d imagine it has to do with the teasing and mystery aspect of it all; it portrays a woman who’s still technically clothed, but who could be willing to show it all off or who could just be a cocktease. Either way, underboob is really sexy, and it’s a way for more prudish celebs to flash some tit without going fully topless, and for seasoned stars like Tera Patrick to mix things up a bit. And, hey, some tit is better than no tit, right?

If you  listen to the radio then chances are you have heard Rihanna’s dirty S&M song, and well, according to an interview she did with Rolling Stone, it’s much more than just a song to her. The girl really likes it rough!

On the cover of April’s Rolling Stone mag you’ll find a nice naughty photo of Rihanna wearing painted on shorts, but inside it gets a whole lot dirtier when she discusses her sex life.

“I like to take charge, but I love to be submissive,” she tells the magazine. “Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun. You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your shit. That’s sexy to me. I work a lot, and I have to make a lot of executive decisions, so when it comes to being intimate, I like to feel like I’m somebody’s girl.”

And she doesn’t mind when it gets a little rough and hard. “I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned – you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs… I’d rather have him use his hands.”

You and me both Rihanna.

…and preferably, throw in a dash of pussy. Good pussy, not old pussy. Seriously, we’ve seen Renee Olstead, –we think, –and wow. Tits, ass, pussy, even masturbation. Amanda Seyfried has terrific tits, and Megan Fox never disappointments, –Vanessa Hudgens is unfortunately, being closely, and litigiously guarded, but that’s okay, fuck her, we’ve seen her naked before anyway. Nananananana. But I want more, –what can I say, I’m a greedy bitch? Personally, I’m in the mood for Rihanna, whose few leaked photos were blurry, and sucked, –she needs to rehearse her shit. Maybe Scarlett Johansson, but seriously, she’s a little too much of a dolly for me. I like my girls to be brazen and brassy, –I’ve seen Angelina Jolie’s tits, but I’m still praying for a sex tape.

Ah, if wishes were horses beggars would ride. There are too many female celebrities out there who need more nudity in their lives. I don’t think I need to include the jail bait girls among these, –but I will, starting with Taylor Momsen. Hurry up and turn 18, Jesus Christ, what a tease. Am I in a hurry to see a Miley Cyrus sex tape? No, because I’m almost sure the cameraman would be her dad, seeing as how the two have a clearly dysfunctional fame-whoring relationship. Those hackers responsible for doing all the damage need to watch out for the FBI, and in the meantime, keep providing photos of idiotic celebrities, who have yet to figure out that nude photos will always end up on the Internet.

Maybe this links edition should have been called “Hot? Or Not?” Big stars like Hilary Swank and Rihanna were seen out but truthfully, we kind of wish that they would have just stayed home.

Rihanna couldn’t decide whether or not she wanted to show us her tits so, she went halfway with it. And the boner effect is about the same. [The Nip Slip]

Milla Jovovich is totally hot, right? Then why are these topless shots of her so “not”? Oh that’s right, because there’s just one of them – and you can’t even see a hint of cleavage! [Hollywood Sleazy]

I can never decide whether I think Hilary Swank is hot or not. These bikini pics aren’t bad, but definitely don’t have me convinced. [Drunken Stepfather]

Seriously, what the hell is Jenny McCarthy thinking? [Egotastic]

Eeeww! Ending with the worst of the worst, now we’re forced to look at Snookie’s ass. I guess being forced to look at her ugly, useless face wasn’t enough. [The Nip Slip]

Celebrities are always so great for showing us their tits, aren’t they? And this week has been no different. Pamela Anderson has showed us just why you might want to reconsider that plastic surgery, while Anne Curtis (heard of her?) has a break down just because we see her titties. These, and much more, in tits this week!

Anne Curtis is a Filipino model and actress that was recently on the show ASAP in Boracay. She and her partner were in the middle of a particularly vigorous routine when her boob popped out of her top! Anne is horrified over the incident and even ran off crying. Come on, Anne, no need to cry – they’re beautiful! [Celebrity Scandal Gossip]

Lady Gaga turned 24 this week, and while she didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction, she did give us this delicious shot on her Twitter account, where she offers us coffee with a huge side of cleavage! [Evil Beet]

Hayden Panettiere also came out a Hero this week, even though she’s the one that fell on her face. As some kind gentlemen were helping her up, some kinder ones took a picture down her top. [The Nip Slip]

This Rihanna pic definitely isn’t new, but it’s new to me so I figured I’d post it. Since 2008 when this picture was taken, RiRi has definitely given us a ton of boobage to look at! [Celebrity Nip Slips]

Saving the absolute worst for last this week, here comes Pamela Anderson. Notice how her nipple’s on top and she’s still got a whack of boob underneath it? Don’t have 10 boob implants, girls. Just don’t do it. [Egotastic]

Something about Rihanna just screams ‘bad girl!’ And it’s true. She’s bad, she’s hot, and it seems every guy on the planet wants to be with her. She’s made a name for herself in her own right with songs like Umbrella and Take a Bow and it seems like after the whole Chris Brown incident, she decided to get even hotter just to stick it to him. Ya gotta love her for that, don’t you? But it also seems that Rihanna might be choosing a new career path – hmm…naughty hot director, perhaps? We can only hope!