Dirty Mag

Congressman Anthony Weiner recently got himself into big trouble when a typo caused him to send a picture of his hard-on to his Twitter account instead of privately to the chick the pic was meant for. Ever since the mishap there’s been a shit storm of media attention surrounding who Weiner meant to send the picture to. At first people thought he meant to send the dirty pic to his wife, that would be the obvious answer, but nope, it turns out it was another women. After some digging it was discovered that he was sexting with Ginger Lee, a porn star.Yup, the big congressman is getting dirty with an adult film actress. Although, reports claim that it never went beyond sexting, that Ginger and Anthony never actually had sex. Hmmm… you’ve got a porn star and you don’t fuck her? I don’t know about that.

Tericka Dye aka Rikki Andersin, is apparently not allowed to ever have any other occupation other than fucktoy. This really pisses me off, because it clearly indicates that despite the thousands of years of evolution, human beings are still animals. Porn stars, fucktoys, and sluts, are people too, and if you can’t step away from Victorian era labels and prejudices, then that’s your problem. Believe it or not parents, the teachers that currently work in your schools, probably go home and fuck their spouses. That’s right, people who have sex come into contact with your kids every day! Gasp! The former porn star shouldn’t be socially lynched for letting the country watch, –if anything, she ought to be congratulated for being so talented, and so persevering, –she used the funds to get through college and better her life. She also served the shitty country that, despite her career change, continues screwing her in the ass. Rikki Anderson, we love porn stars here, and firmly believe you should be able to live your life any god damn way you please. Thou shalt have no shame in thy game, sister sinner!

It rhymes! So really, when it comes to who Charlie Sheen is fucking, should anyone really be surprised? The classy girl on the toilet in these pictures is definitely not too much of a shocker; after all, I’m surprised Charlie Sheen doesn’t have at least three different new strains of the AIDS virus by now. Bree Olson, a porn store with not a whole hell of a lot of reputation, is Charlie’s latest conquest. The inebriated chauvinist over at DrunkenStepfather has a video of Bree Olson before she was even remotely interesting, but the fact that she’s shitting throws me off of her tits. Too bad. Her fake rack is decent enough. But, I do have to agree with Stepdad here; Sheen’s supply of savoir-faire is limitless, and never ceases to amuse and impress.

Charlie Sheen has been a bad bad boy… again. Last week Sheen took a trip to New York and while there he flipped a bitch and trashed a suite at Manhattan’s famous Plaza Hotel. But he wasn’t alone – porn star Capri Anderson was with him.

According to reports, Sheen tore apart the hotel room after he couldn’t find his wallet and watch and accused the porn star of stealing them. Naked and screaming incoherently, Sheen allegedly chased the nude Capri into a closet from which she called hotel security. Cops were called and Sheen, who has had several stints in rehab, was taken in for a psychiatric evaluation. Believe it or not – Sheen wasn’t charged with anything. Lucky bastard.

Well, maybe not so lucky – Anderson, who says she felt her life was in danger, plans on filing a lawsuit against Sheen, who never paid her $12,000 escort fee.

But it’s not all bad, Charlie Sheen is back to normal and returned to the “Two and a Half Men” set amidst “fist pumps and hugs.”

Wow, he has a crazy night with a porn star, a trip to the hospital, then he files for divorce from his current wife, and then just goes back to work. I would to if I were paid 2 million per episode.

The Dutch porn star, Bobbi Eden, must be a huge fan of the Oranje, the national Netherlands football team, –she’s promised blow-jobs to all her Twitter followers, if the Oranje win this Sunday, when they play against Spain. She went from a sizeable 4,000 followers on Twitter, to 100,165, as of this moment. She recently posted: ‘more details on how to collect your blowjob on Monday’. I sure hope this isn’t some kind of weird trick, where she sends all these guys Fleshlites with mouth openings on them. She’s going to owe an entire city population worth of blowjobs by Monday. And if she doesn’t pay up guys, better call a lawyer!

As if we didn’t all see that coming? The posters are out for Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, Matthew Wilder’s ‘Inferno’. The film is about Linda Lovelace, the famous 70s porn star. And guess who gets the starring role? That’s right, –Lindsay Lohan will be portraying Linda Lovelace. The thing is, the two look almost nothing alike, –Lohan is actually attractive, whereas Linda Lovelace was ‘available’, as most female porn stars were in the 70s. Physical appearance wasn’t as much a priority as it is today, –whereas willingness was the main prerequisite. The new film is due to come out in 2011, and we’ve included some raunchy new Blohan posters for your viewing pleasure.

I have been a huge fan of Jesse Jane since I saw Pirates, the greatest porn of all time, and of course when you become a fan of someone what do you do? You internet stalk them. You better believe I follow her Twitter posts and drool over her tweeted pictures, oh and her website – yea, I’m a big fan of that as well. I especially love her interviews, I think one of my favorites so far is when she said Tommy Lee is better in bed than Kid Rock. Haha!

Anyway, here are a few frequently asked questions that get tossed at Jesse Jane…

Q: Does size matter?
Jesse: No, not really. You just have to know how to use what you’ve got!

Q: What is the best approach to get a date with you?
Jesse: Don’t come up to me with a corny line. Just be yourself or be funny or be your funny self!

Q: What kind of guys do you like?
Jesse I love outgoing, funny, happy guys and I especially love it when guys are goofy!

Q: What do you like the most about being an adult celebrity?
Jesse: I like the status of being a very classy sex symbol.

Q: What do you like the least?
Jesse: I don’t like some of the preconceived ideas that people have about adult entertainment and adult stars. Whatever they think, I usually don’t fit the bill.

For the rest of the FAQ check out Jesse Jane’s website. Now if you’re looking for some fan-fucking-tastic porn then check out Digital Playground – the company Jesse and a bunch of other sexy women work for.

Celebrities, don’t tape yourselves screwing, please. Not only is it probably the ultimate act of vanity, –jerking off to your own naked butt, –but it’s also an inevitable source of humiliation for these people. It might work wonders for the women involved, but I also end up vaguely disappointed when I see an otherwise attractive male celeb in a sex tape. Usually, we end up finding out they’re either hung like a parakeet, or have the coital skills of a midget with Down’s.

These are but a few of the reasons why it was so refreshing to watch Carolyn Murphy’s sex tape. Her asshole husband recorded it during their honeymoon, then tried to sell it after they were divorced. He was arrested and tried for extortion, –which is surprising, since almost no one ever gets in too much trouble for releasing sex tapes. Murphy hams it up like a paid porn star, and we can’t help but wonder if she could have been another Jenna Jameson, if she had followed a different career path.

Sure it sounds like an oxymoron to have a Playboy Bunny throwing a fit over a sex tape, –after all, this is a porn star we’re talking about, even if only in a magazine. However, Shauna Sand made a bunch of videos with her boyfriend, and those were released without her consent, to the public. The tapes were stolen, and acquired by the porn producers at Vivid Video, who shortly announced their distribution.

Since the videos were stolen, Shauna Sand ended up in a big legal dispute over the content’s unapproved distribution. Sand doesn’t mind if everyone sees her screwing total strangers, or laying around naked, so long as we don’t see her having sex with her boyfriend. Personally, that just makes them more attractive. With that hat and those tan lines… eek. Doesn’t she know you’re supposed to tan with some form of symmetry in mind?