Dirty Mag

Ya gotta love PETA! Not only do they stand up for animal rights, but they also give us bodacious bodies like Pamela Anderson. Pamela has just recently unleashed her newest PETA ad, in which she’s just the way we like her – wearing an itsy bitsy bikini. And it’s so small that at first glance, I thought she was completely nude. Wishful thinking, I suppose. I think this ad is super hot though and quite clever too, with all of Pam’s chops so adequately laid out and diagrammed for us. Cute tag line too, and will get us all dreaming even more of Pamela Anderson’s parts. 

Maybe not everyone though. Pamela’s newest ad has been banned in her own country, in Montreal, Quebec, for being too “sexist.” Apparently, they didn’t feel as though the ad was controversial, but that it was not in standing with the city’s attempt to show equality for men and women. I don’t get it. This ad is hot, and is not offensive. And I don’t think it goes against anything about equality for either sex.

This seems to be the only poster available for this newest campaign but, this isn’t the first time Pamela has stripped down for the organization, and so we brought you some pics of her past ads, all of which are also pretty hot.

This week we have all the good stuff. With classic vag and pokie shots from those who can always be counted on, Paris Hilton and Katy Perry, to a new appreciation for those who are sometimes overlooked, such as Sheryl Crow, there really is a little bit of everything coming loose. And as usual, none of them disappointed.

Katy Perry gives us an upshot that takes the meaning of one to whole new level. While it’s clear that she’s wearing panties, it’s also clear that she’s got an unfortunate wedgie, and one of the very worst kind. [Boobie Blog]

Who knows why Sheryl Crow doesn’t get our attention more often. With bikini shots like this, she proves that she’s still very much MILF material. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

These pics of Megan Fox show her doing what she does best – shutting up and standing in underwear. Oh, and it’s Armani, but who the hells cares. It’s Megan Fox’s tits. [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton has forgotten her bra at home again and we get to reap the rewards with some fabulous Paris pokies. [The Nip Slip]

Pamela Anderson dons her classic red Baywatch bikini and well, seeing the differences between then and now is reason enough to check out these pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Well it’s Mother’s Day and we thought that we’d take some time out for our very most favorite MILFS! And while we appreciate all these moms do every day with their kids, we’re most thankful for the fact that they’re completely willing to let us worship them and their bodies. Here are my personal Top Five favorite MILFS!

Angelina Jolie has become more famous for having children than starring in great movies, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t still dig up some past nude pics of her and her delicious titties. These ones come to us from before she was a birth mother, which I personally most appreciate. [CelebMovie]

Pamela Anderson, crazy as she may be, is reported to be a very good mom. But that doesn’t mean that she’s not still crazy and walks around in getups like this. It may be crazy, but at least we get to see her tits. And am I crazy, but are the panties on that space suit also a bit see through? [Z Celebs]

And how did I ever forget about this epic scene from Almost Famous where Kate Hudson opens her top and dances around all sexy-like with those cute panties on? Kate Hudson recently did some work done on her beautiful boobs, but I’ll take them this way just fine too. [Nitro Celebs]

Jennifer Garner rarely gives us any shots of her pussy or tits, but here you can catch Jenn in a windy white dress, with her tit sticking out of the bottom of it. And what a beautiful tit it is! [Slut Celeb]

And last but certainly not least, Halle Berry’s been going through a rough time after her breakup from Gabriel Aubry. So we’ll give her a special shout out but mostly, we’re thankful for the fact that it seems that all you have to do to get Halle to take her clothes off, is ask nicely. [Ultra Celebs]

Celebrities are always so great for showing us their tits, aren’t they? And this week has been no different. Pamela Anderson has showed us just why you might want to reconsider that plastic surgery, while Anne Curtis (heard of her?) has a break down just because we see her titties. These, and much more, in tits this week!

Anne Curtis is a Filipino model and actress that was recently on the show ASAP in Boracay. She and her partner were in the middle of a particularly vigorous routine when her boob popped out of her top! Anne is horrified over the incident and even ran off crying. Come on, Anne, no need to cry – they’re beautiful! [Celebrity Scandal Gossip]

Lady Gaga turned 24 this week, and while she didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction, she did give us this delicious shot on her Twitter account, where she offers us coffee with a huge side of cleavage! [Evil Beet]

Hayden Panettiere also came out a Hero this week, even though she’s the one that fell on her face. As some kind gentlemen were helping her up, some kinder ones took a picture down her top. [The Nip Slip]

This Rihanna pic definitely isn’t new, but it’s new to me so I figured I’d post it. Since 2008 when this picture was taken, RiRi has definitely given us a ton of boobage to look at! [Celebrity Nip Slips]

Saving the absolute worst for last this week, here comes Pamela Anderson. Notice how her nipple’s on top and she’s still got a whack of boob underneath it? Don’t have 10 boob implants, girls. Just don’t do it. [Egotastic]

I’ve actually never thought that Pamela Anderson is all that hot. I mean, she’s got a hell of a body, there’s no question. But the way she struts and prances, it’s just like she’s trying too hard or something. But there’s no doubt that her tits are definitely knockouts. Maybe I should concentrate more on those instead of looking at her legs and her face….although her legs are pretty built too, I must admit. Hmm…maybe I just need to start cutting her face out of pics?

We’ve already brought you a couple of Pammy’s sex tapes. And now we’ve brought you just a few of her many topless and nude pics that are out there. If you’re like me (and Hef), forget about her face and just focus on the rest of her. Because it’s the rest of her that definitely made her a Baywatch Babe!

Who’s hotter than Yasmine Bleeth? Few are. And that’s why we’ve started this Women of Baywatch series with the brunette beauty that graced out televisions for far too few years. I’ve always thought that she’s way hotter than Pamela Anderson and it seems, she’s classier too. You’ll have a hard time finding any nude or topless pictures of Yasmine. It seems that her goods are hers and hers alone. But that doesn’t mean that she hasn’t posed for some pretty hot pics. She even shows us a little bit of nipple and boobage in her pretty blue bikini. The pic of Yasmine in the white bathing suit is from her ‘Got Milk?’ ad and there’s no doubt that Yasmine does our body good – with or without the milky ‘stach.

It turns out that Pamela Anderson wasn’t the only Baywatch babe to make a sex tape, Gena Lee Nolin (aka Neely) did as well. Back in the 1990s, when she wasn’t busy getting her three boob jobs, she found time to make a sex tape with her husband of the time, Greg Fahlman.

The video… well, lets just say Gena has nothing on Pamela Anderson. Pam knows how to work a cock and better yet, she knows how to make a sex tape sexy. With Gena’s tape, man, I wish her husband had put a ball gag on her. She spends the majority of the time complaining or bitching at Greg, which isn’t even a little hot. On top of that she has the ugliest pair of tits I have seen, they look like they’re a foot apart.

Seriously, just skip over this Baywatch video and check out Pam’s instead – she’s a good fuck and has a nice rack.

Back when Pamela Anderson was still a Baywatch babe, she did the unthinkable, and married the drummer from Motley Crue, –Tommy Lee. When one says “Tommy Lee” is dirty, they don’t mean, perverted or deviant, or mildly kinky. They mean crusty, a breeding ground for bacteria, –think of a horny, adult version of Pig-pen from the Peanuts cartoon. That’d be Tommy Lee. Anyway, Pam and Tommy Lee were recorded screwing on a boat, during their honeymoon back in 1998.

She also made an earlier sex tape featuring ex-husband Bret Michaels of Poison, –also widely available. Originally, the tapes were stolen, however, rather than take it as a blow to her career, Pam Anderson copyrighted the material and began selling it herself. Obvious evidence that when she told Gavriel Maynard,  “I don’t know why people consider me stupid, I’m actually really smart,” she was telling the truth.