Dirty Mag

Remember when I said that I thought Micaela Schaefer is a nudist? Well, I stand by that belief and these recent photos only bolster my argument. Promoting a Formula 1 race or something, the German beauty wore little other than body paint over her incredible figure. Her perky fake breasts are painted for the occasion with checkered flags, and these photos also really accentuate her wide hips, compared to her more petite upper body. With the hint of hip bones, and some sexy thighs, Micaela Schaefer continues to prove (and not hide!) that she has one of the most amazing bodies. Apparently believing that a thong covers too much or something, she wears some odd thing that exists solely to cover her pussy. It looks a bit too much like that decorative Thanksgiving corn, which isn’t something I normally associate with exhibitionist German models. But do note her complete lack of tanlines! Does she ever wear clothing, or is a pair of stockings the closest thing she has to an outfit?

The Pirelli Calendar is a long-running tradition, a trade calendar released to friends/clients of the Pirelli company rather than a calendar sold in stores. It began in 1964 and continues today, this year’s calendar shot by Mario Sorrenti. It features a number of nude photographs of celebrities and models, and the three most worthy of note out of the 2011 calendar would have to be Lara Stone, Kate Moss, and Milla Jovovich. Dutch beauty Lara Stone proves that one doesn’t have to be stick-thin to be a model, proudly showing off her amazing 32D breasts in this beautiful photo. Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich, on the other hand, are definitely for those who like the rail-thin model look. Kate still looks stunning as always, a nice-sized pair of breasts on her slender frame, capped with hard nipples. And, really, how can anybody not like Milla Jovovich? She may not be the greatest actress in the world, but she does manage to look bewitching no matter what she’s doing. More so when posing completely nude.

Hopefully by now you’ve heard of Mr. Skin, pretty much the top site for anything related to nude celebrities, sex tapes, and the like. The magnificent horny bastards there have listed their top ten nude scenes of 2011, and it’s not a list I can argue with. I posted on Bianca Kajlich‘s nude scene where she bares a flawless pair of tits, and that starts the list off at #10. There’s the hot lesbian sex scene from Game of Thrones featuring Esme Bianco and Sahara Knite. Elizabeth Olsen proved that she has more meat on her bones than her older sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley, and by meat I’m pretty much referring to her awesome breasts. The choiecs for #1 and #2, though, I think could go either way. Lake Bell took the top spot with her D-cups in How to Make it in America, while the more petite (but no less sexy) Emmy Rossum flashed her chest in Shameless. Sign up for Mr. Skin to check out the full 14-minute video of these ten nude scenes, and get access to an absolutely enormous amount of scandalous celebrity content.

As if it weren’t awesome enough for Lady Gaga to bare her ass for the Diddy-produced “Culo” book, now she’s gone and posed nude in Vanity Fair. Yeah, it’s not full frontal or anything, but it’s still a fucking hot picture regardless. The side-shot photo by the legendary Annie Liebovitz has Gaga stretching her lean, dancer body and showing just how incredible it is. The woman’s tinier than you might think, although the pose definitely makes her look even thinner. But seeing the contrast between her absolutely tiny waist and her round ass and toned thighs is too sexy for words. And while there’s not a clear ass or pussy shot, she does thrust her bare breasts upward, something she’s never been shy of flaunting. And, really, with perky, handful-sized breasts like hers, any woman should be proud to pose topless. Lady Gaga is a true exhibitionist, though, so we can always be sure to see more of her in the future.

Culo is a book of asses, when it comes down to it. Photographed by Raphael Mazzucco, many women contributed to this book by flashing their derrieres. The name most associated with this book is Diddy’s (no, not his ass); no doubt his influence helped make it possible for many high-profile celebrities to sign onto the project and bare their butts for the asstastic book. Celebrities like who? Well, there’s Lady Gaga, who you might have heard of. I’ve always thought she has a perfect dancer’s body and an incredible ass, so I was quite pleased to see her addition to this book. Another very fit star, Nicole Scherzinger, flaunts her even more majestic booty on these pages! I’ve also rounded up an image of the leggy Stacy Keibler, showing that those flawless legs lead to an equally flawless ass. With other celebrities featured, like Irina Shayk, as well as lesser-known but bootylicious models, this book is a must-buy for any ass-fan this Christmas!

Taylor Swift is one of the most popular stars in country music today, and it definitely can’t all be about her music. The blonde star is ridiculously cute and it’s difficult not to be entranced by her, even if you hate country music. And while her sweet innocence may be entrancing, the first photo above, the topless one, is allegedly of the songstress! It’s difficult to tell for sure whether or not it’s her, but as Fox Mulder used to say years ago, “I want to believe.” With her wavy blonde hair, cute face, and tight little body, this Taylor Swift lookalike posing topless in nothing but her panties should be Ms. Swift’s next album cover. One can only hope that she pulls a Scarlett Johansson and admits that this topless cutie really is her. And then maybe she’ll release another dozen photos of her sexy little body. Maybe.

Most celebrities use Twitter to connect with fans, talk about their day, promote their music and so on – but then there are the skanky B-listers that use Twitter to show the world just how desperate and slutty they are.

First up is the most recent Twitter whore – Aubrey O’Day. This chick is best known for being a member of Danity Kane, the group from MTV’s Making the Band. We haven’t heard much from Aubrey in the past few months, but that all changed this week when she posted a sleazy photo of herself in her bra and panties on Twitter.

Next up is the biggest Twitter slut of them all – Adrienne Curry. This woman used to be known as the first winner of America’s Next Top Model, but now she is notorious for posting dirty photos of herself on Twitter, some of which are nude pics. Although, compared to Playboy’s Coco, Adrienne’s Twitter pics are quite tame. Coco is a naughty naughty tweeter.

But it’s not just the B-list celebs, even big timers like Demi Moore have posted sexy half naked photos on their Twitter.

Thanks for the wank material girls!

Daisy Lowe, English fashion model, daughter of designer Pearl Lowe, and Bush frontman, Gavin Rossdale, is taking it all off for Esquire. Gosh, I bet mom and dad are so proud! Actually, she’s not exactly taking it all off, –in one of her ‘topless’ photos, she’s still actually wearing a shirt. Her boob just has problems with staying within the tank top is all. Totally understandable. She recently appeared in Esquire, doing the nostalgic rocker poses, while also, showing off some skin for those of us who prefer our women naked, and our porno mag articles short.

Sorry, I’m just not falling for it. PETA’s various ad campaigns featuring naked female celebrities is just not getting me to care more about the animals. Naked women are great, but are they really helping the environment? PETA employees have been caught dumping the dead bodies of animals in dumpsters, and they are notoriously unable to find homes for the animals they shelter, resulting in yet more ‘humane’ animal deaths.

So while it’s hot for chicks to pose naked for the Merchants of Death known as PETA, I’d rather women just went back to posing naked with electric guitars and machine guns. “FUR? I’d rather have my Photoshopped ass mass publicized to millions of people worldwide.”