Dirty Mag

It’s tough to choose your favorite Victoria’s Secret model, but I think I’ve narrowed it down to the lovely Miranda Kerr. The tiny brunette has a smoking little body, and these nude photos from Industrie magazine are what sealed the deal. Sure, most women can look good when wearing Victoria’s Secret lingerie, but Miranda Kerr proves that her body is just as beautiful when nude, not to mention that she has a nice and perky pair of breasts on her slim figure which aren’t simply the result of push-up bras. And that ass quite simply has to be a product of genetic manipulation. Top scientists from around the world gathered nearly 30 years ago to begin work on the project to create the perfect woman, so enjoy these topless and nude pictures of Miranda Kerr to see what their end product is like. And just try to find a flaw. Really.

We’re happy to report, that despite the whole giving birth thing, Miranda Kerr’s tits are still pretty good looking, –and she doesn’t have a lot of saggy bits either. Of course, we all know that these pictures have been Photoshopped into the realms of insanity, –but, she still looks pretty good. Her tits haven’t gotten any bigger, and as a female, I demand to know ho this was accomplished. Generally, tits post-preggers, swell up pretty huge. She looks like she could maybe wear a C-cup, and still probably stuffs it. Oh well, I’m happy with the result so far.

It’s no secret that I love, love, love Miranda Kerr. I think she’s truly one of the hottest women to walk the planet and Kerr is never slutty, just purely sexy. Especially when she’s in 3D! Yep, the 3D trend has now hit the market that it really needed to and you can finally feel like you’re a little bit closer to having Miranda Kerr’s boobs slap you in the face. There’s really nothing to say about these shots, except that they are outrageous, and that we definitely need more 3D nudie shots. And if you don’t have your own pair of 3D glasses, then don’t worry. You can still see her boobies in the pics in their still quite fine 2D form.

There have been so many great upskirts over the past couple of days that I just couldn’t decide which one to post. So I figured, why deprive anybody of any one of these shots? Here they are, Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, and Kelly Brook, showing us the best of what they’ve got!

First, there’s the Miranda Kerr pantyhose upskirt. Nice! The only thing better than seeing Miranda Kerr’s fine form, is when we get to see it and she doesn’t even mean to show it to us!

Then there’s this Paris Hilton upskirt which I have to say, is super hot. I mean, Paris’ bare ass?! There’s never anything wrong with that, no matter how many times we’ve seen it! Kind of a weird pic though. It’s hard to say what’s in between her legs. Either her leg is at an odd angle, or she’s straddling something else (perhaps someone else’s leg) while going commando. Either way, I’m with the guy behind her who raises his glass is salute.

Kelly Brook in her hot little dress with her hot little matching panties. Everything to make your Tuesday perfect!

It just wouldn’t be a good week without a new little something from Miranda Kerr. And this week, she’s graced us with not only taking her top off, but also dressing up like a schoolgirl, and making a video for us all as we fantasize about getting spanked by her. The still shots are kinda weird. Well okay, the whole thing is a lot fucking weird. But Miranda does take her top off for us, and Miranda Kerr’s tits on a weird day are better than most tits on a good day. Check out Miranda in all her hotness in this video.

Ya know what I love most about Miranda Kerr? Besides her sweet ass and her kerr-valicious titties? The fact that she doesn’t mind showing them to us whenever she gets the chance! This time, our favorite Victoria’s Secret model takes it off for the June issue of GQ. But not only does she take off her top and show off some pretty sweet tan lines on her ass, she also does some super crazy, super hot gymnastic type poses that are enough to drive any man or woman wild! That’s gotta be my favorite Miranda Kerr picture. Ever. And any woman who can drive people wild like that with all her good parts covered has not only super sexy powers, but I’m pretty sure supernatural powers too.

It’s time for some delicious titty links again and this week we have some of your favorites! From Miranda Kerr giving us yet another delicious topless photo shoot, to virtual unknowns like Clare Grant, who just married Seth Green, and who had some delectable nude photos in her secret closet….that some genius had the good sense to dig up for us.

Clare Grant may be most famous now for marrying that cute devil, Seth Green. But before that, she tried her hand at nude modeling. While these pictures aren’t the hottest of the hot, at least now you can say that Seth isn’t the only one to see his wife naked. [Drunken Stepfather]

It was just a little while ago that we told you about Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape. While it took a little bit for any stills or video to be released, here are some of the first shots for you. A little fuzzy and out of focus but hey, it’s still Kendra Wilkinson in the buff (with the exception of those high white hooker boots.) [Egotastic]

Miranda Kerr has done another topless photo shoot, and this time it was for i-d magazine. There’s no doubt about it, these shots are perfection. [Fleshbot]

I really have no use for Peaches Geldof, but I could think of a few things to do with these pics of her tits almost popping out of her dress on the red carpet. [Bitten & Bound]

Christina Aguilera just did a disappointing nude photo shoot for GQ Germany and now she’s done one for Latina magazine. She’s fully clothed but, with the sexy poses and the crotch rocket she’s perched on, it just makes you want to bend her over it and give it to her doggy style. Way better than that crap GQ tried to pass off!  [The Superficial]

Miranda Kerr has been the serious girlfriend of Orlando Bloom since 2007. But more importantly, she’s also a Victoria Secret model who has appeared nude and topless in just about any magazine that can get their hands on her. And why wouldn’t you want to show it off when you look like Miranda Kerr?

Because she has done a lot of cover spreads and nude photo shoots, there are naked pics of Miranda just about anywhere you look. And I’m telling you, whether she’s all spread out nicely in lace in a full frontal, or climbing rocks, this girls looks damed good. And it’s hard to look good when you’re nude and climbing rocks! I salute you, Miranda. Whereas I once thought you were just boring Orlando’s boring girlfriend, I have now seen the error of my ways. She’s a hot chick who’s not afraid to show us her tits! What’s boring about that?