Dirty Mag

Miley Cyrus is 18 now and realizing that she can no longer stay popular strictly due to her previous jailbait status. Since Twitter and Twitpic are the most popular modes of expression for attention whores like Kim Kardashian and Adrianne Curry, little Miley has joined in on the fun. Her recentl upload to Twitpic features her in an off-the-shoulder top which shows off a teasing bit of bare cleavage, while also making it clear she’s wearing nothing beneath. Her hard nipple pokes out against the fabric, practically shouting, “Look at me!” So, hey, look at it. Who knows, maybe today we’re getting some Miley Cyrus nipple pokies and tomorrow we’re getting her in some pics that would make Nicole “Coco” Austin blush. The skinny, country-pop starlet still has a ways to go if she wants to keep the horny guys drooling over her.

The barely legal Miley Cyrus attempted to be all beautiful and artsy in a photo shoot  she just  did with photographer Brian Bowen Smith, but instead, she just gives us more to criticize and oogle at. The photos are of sexy Miley dressed in nothing more than a see-through lace body suit, and the poses, well, they show all the Miley lovers just how bendy that hot bod of hers is. Makes you wonder how many other poses she’s good at, huh?

Miley tries to be classy here, but instead, she just gives all of us pervs more to fap to. Bravo Miley!

The barely legal Miley Cyrus was in Chile recently and gave the locals, and all of the internet pervs, a nice big dose of side boob. Hurray boob action! It is a shame though that we didn’t see a bit more, after all she is wearing a fairly see through knit top. But the weather is getting warmer, which means that hot little attention whore will be wearing less and less with every day. Here’s hoping we get plenty more Miley wardrobe malfunctions and of course, lots of bikini shots. And knowing her, we’ll probably get more leaked photos and videos.

Oh yes, Miley is back on Twitter and posting photos like a mad attention whore once again. Hurray! She left Twitter a while back claiming that she was sick of the drama and that she wanted her privacy, but I guess she got over it because she is back on again and posting pictures of her new tattoo, and of herself not wearing a bra. She uploaded the new pic with the caption, “Rocking piggy tails for the first time since like 6th grade! I love summer time.” Odd, I could have swore that it was still Spring. Well, Miley’s stupidity aside, at least we’re getting more sexy pics from her.

Why would you want to see Miley Cyrus topless anyway? She looks like a horse, and I suspect that there’s some serious inbreeding going on in that family, –remember those nasty pics she took with her dad? Ugh, now I know, the daddy thing turns some of you on, but seriously, maybe if it was with two attractive people, and if it was roleplay, of course. But Miley Cyrus, topless? Eh, I wasn’t even surreptitiously interested back when she was still jail bait. I live in the midwest, where there are trailer trash girls aplenty, –I don’t need to fantasize over a celebrity piece of trailer trash. And if I was going to, it would be at -least- an attractive hillbilly.

…and preferably, throw in a dash of pussy. Good pussy, not old pussy. Seriously, we’ve seen Renee Olstead, –we think, –and wow. Tits, ass, pussy, even masturbation. Amanda Seyfried has terrific tits, and Megan Fox never disappointments, –Vanessa Hudgens is unfortunately, being closely, and litigiously guarded, but that’s okay, fuck her, we’ve seen her naked before anyway. Nananananana. But I want more, –what can I say, I’m a greedy bitch? Personally, I’m in the mood for Rihanna, whose few leaked photos were blurry, and sucked, –she needs to rehearse her shit. Maybe Scarlett Johansson, but seriously, she’s a little too much of a dolly for me. I like my girls to be brazen and brassy, –I’ve seen Angelina Jolie’s tits, but I’m still praying for a sex tape.

Ah, if wishes were horses beggars would ride. There are too many female celebrities out there who need more nudity in their lives. I don’t think I need to include the jail bait girls among these, –but I will, starting with Taylor Momsen. Hurry up and turn 18, Jesus Christ, what a tease. Am I in a hurry to see a Miley Cyrus sex tape? No, because I’m almost sure the cameraman would be her dad, seeing as how the two have a clearly dysfunctional fame-whoring relationship. Those hackers responsible for doing all the damage need to watch out for the FBI, and in the meantime, keep providing photos of idiotic celebrities, who have yet to figure out that nude photos will always end up on the Internet.

Well, not really; these are stills from the trailer of Miley XXX, –and it’s definitely worth checking out, if not buying. This girl looks exactly like Miley Cyrus. And, for all we know, acts just like her too, –right down to snorting coke off that stripper’s ass. Click the link, watch the trailer, –it’s long enough to jerk off to, –and I know, I tested it. And enjoy our gallery while you’re at. This is the Blair witch project of pornos, –that redneck guy with the handlebar mustache looks like her dad, –she even says so! which is weird, but that doesn’t stop the Miley-look alike from blowing him. So until we get our Miley sex tape, –trust me, I doubt we’ll be waiting long, –this will definitely take up those lonely hours.

Check it out here – Mileyxxx.com

If she’s not artistically flaunting her tits in a magazine, she’s artistically flaunting her tits at the Grammy’s. And now that she’s 18, all I can say is ‘flaunt away’. Meanwhile, her daddy’s blaming all their ‘family problems’ …which I guess is redneck speak for domestic violence, –on the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’. Psh, since when is it a big surprise that Disney brings out the whore in their young actresses. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, —all Disney child actresses. And each one is just an inch away from working at an escort service. Speaking of, am I the only freak here who now has twins fantasies, thanks to Lindsay Lohan? Here are some pics of Miley’s tits, to keep you all warm and fuzzy on the winter nights. And I can’t think of a better way to keep your head warm…

Side-Boob is a term coined by one of my best guy friends ever; it’s the side of the boob, obviously, but it’s really sexy, because if you’re an optimist, you get to see almost half a tit. For free. No credit card required… Sure there’s no nipple, but as it turns out, we have the nipples for you in the gallery too. It’s a cold day out there, and the winds a’blowin’. But not even the wind is any match for Miley Cyrus’s DSLs. Sadly, her body is seriously going downhill; compare the pics. All of them are recent, but one of them has been so photoshopped, it’s insane.

Since Miley is officially an adult now and she’s totally become the stereotypical child star train wreck, we’re going to see a whole lot of naughty leaked photos and videos of her – like this newly leaked photo!

The new picture shows Miley in some other woman’s lap, looking all sexy while this other chick’s lips are deliciously close to Miley’s tits. The rumor is that there is a whole lesbian make out tape to go along with the picture, but as of yet no such tape has been released. At the rate Miley is going we’ll be sure to get some lesbian videos eventually – and that will be one glorious day.