Dirty Mag

The world may be growing tired of Lindsay Lohan‘s bullshit, but I don’t think they’ve yet tired of Lindsay Lohan’s big glorious tits. I mean, that’s pretty much the only reason the cameras follow her around anymore, since it’s not as if she’s truly starred in any movies lately. However, because of those cameras, we get these see-through shots of the Lohan’s big boobies, hard nipples and all. The freckly redhead blonde owes us these more candid shots after her terrible, Photoshopped Playboy pictorial, after all. In fact, I might just call it even if she came to my house and treated me to a topless lapdance. I’m a fair and just man, if nothing else. If the judges won’t make her do the hard time she deserves, I can think of much more productive ways she could make it up to society.

Lindsay Lohan gets naked for Playboy!

And you know, anyone who’ll buy her drinks for the night. This strategy only works if you have the thousands of dollars necessary to get her drunk, however, so don’t take that advice and run with it. Playboy probably paid big bucks to get Lindsay Lohan naked (suckers), but we’re glad they did. While the shoot doesn’t show any pink (sadface), there are some great shots of Lindsay’s ass and tits (happyface). Lindsay Lohan’s tits are fantastic; she’s had no kids to nurse, so her nipples aren’t gross, and although I’m sure that there are stretch-marks somewhere under the photoshopping, she looks fabulous to me. Favorite shot: the one where she’s looking down while turning back to face the camera, one knee on the couch. She has a great ass, and this shot makes my pussy twitch… mostly because I’d like to sneak up behind her, bite her on the ass, and play with her tits for a few hours. Thank you Playboy, for the decades of inspirational masturbation fantasies! Oh … and hey, pssst! There’s more below containing some of our favorite Lindsay pics through the years.

As you may have already heard, Lindsay Lohan will be posing in Playboy. Not one of those lame partial-nudity shoots either, or one where she covers her naked body with her arms. Nope, the trashy, problematic Lindsay will be going full-frontal, showing just how much she needs to pay her bills. Not that I’m against this, of course; I’ll love seeing her hot, freckled body, although you know it’s going to be Photoshopped to all hell. On the other hand, however, FleshLight has made a $1 million offer to Ms. Lohan to make a sex toy modeled after her pussy. If nothing else, it can’t be scarier than their Halloween Fleshlights. Still, for someone who’s essentially a mainstream celebrity rather than a porn star (Lisa Ann, Lupe Fuentes, and countless others have Fleshlights modeled after them) it’s got to be pretty crazy to imagine countless horny guys pumping their cocks into a silicone replica of her vagina. Which non-porn celebrity would you be most willing to buy a Fleshlight modeled after?

So, little ol’ Lindsay was sentenced to 120 days in jail and a shit ton of community service hours, but before she goes off to do all of that fun stuff, she got topless first. Yay Lindsay boobs! Unfortunately, they’re covered, but hey, we won’t be seeing her for a long time so we’ll take what we can get. The hot new pics were taken by amazing photographer Mike Rosenthal, so you have him to thank for this awesomeness. Actually, he’s responsible for all sorts of hot pics of celebs, from Charlize Theron to Katherine Heigl.

Anyway, enjoy these Lindsay shots now, because it may be a long time before we get any new boobtacular pics of her.

If she’s not artistically flaunting her tits in a magazine, she’s artistically flaunting her tits at the Grammy’s. And now that she’s 18, all I can say is ‘flaunt away’. Meanwhile, her daddy’s blaming all their ‘family problems’ …which I guess is redneck speak for domestic violence, –on the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’. Psh, since when is it a big surprise that Disney brings out the whore in their young actresses. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, —all Disney child actresses. And each one is just an inch away from working at an escort service. Speaking of, am I the only freak here who now has twins fantasies, thanks to Lindsay Lohan? Here are some pics of Miley’s tits, to keep you all warm and fuzzy on the winter nights. And I can’t think of a better way to keep your head warm…

I know it’s wrong of me, but I can’t include UK singers and musicians in the main title unless I’ve actually heard of them, but there is an upskirt for this chick called Pixie Lott who has had maybe… two popular songs?

And we can’t forget Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently having trouble staying in the news. Probably because people have been talking about her ass getting fatter, and fatter, –Kim, you’re not hot fat like your sister Khloe. Join Weight Watchers, call Jenny Craig, do something. Anything, just stop with the drag queen make-up and bikini pictures.

Lindsay Lohan’s big new crush is… Samantha Ronson. Apparently, she’s just moved next door to her, and claims that she had no idea Ronson lived there. Gross. The hospital bracelets outside in the trash can from Ronson’s latest rehab visit would have tipped me off.

Studio Marisol is a Parisian company that takes fashion, fetish, avant garde hair styles, throws them into a blender, and what comes out is a mix of sexy, scary, and beautiful.

Normally, I wouldn’t add two artsy links, but there’s also a beautiful ‘Snakes’ collection from Jean-Francois Carly‘s personal photography, that you should see if Britney’s on-stage python dance every did anything for you.

And the big question of the week is: Will we see Charlotte Ross’s pussy in Drive Angry? Well… maybe, but you’ll have to download a video and look really closely. All I can see is -barely- a shadow of skin where her thigh meets mound, and you have to -really- be paying attention. But hey, the tits are pretty terrific.

That’s right folks, yet another topless photo of Lindsay Lohan has been leaked. This damn girl just can’t seem to ever keep her clothes on. Ah well, more goodies for us.

The newly leaked picture shows Lindsay in front of a mirror, obviously fucked up and obviously popping out of her top. Hurray for tits! Even if they are the same old boobs we’ve seen many times before. Who knows, maybe the next thing to get leaked will be a Lindsay Lohan sex tape. You never know, she is a filthy naughty girl after all. All we can do is hope.

I don’t generally think too much of Lindsay Lohan. She used to be a pretty girl, and a pretty good actress too but she’s beat her body up so badly at this point that I think for the most part, it’s hard to look at her and not just be a little grossed out. But sometimes – sometimes – LiLo does a photo shoot that knocks it out of the park. And this one, that shows a bare-ass naked Lindsay Lohan straddling a motorcycle, is definitely one of them.

The photos come as the first releases of Harvey Edward’s soon-to-be-released book, “Celebrities and Their Motorcycles.” These pictures almost have me believing in a world where Lindsay Lohan can be hot again. Almost. I’m still not quite there yet. But one of these pictures might just become one of my new screen-savers.

Some big bad photos of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were recently leaked! The pictures are low quality, but are obviously of Paris and Lindsay.  What do these pictures show you may ask? Well, there are quite a few of them – some show Lindsay and Paris making out, others are of Lindsay making out with some other chick, and worst of all, there are a few that show little Lindsay shooting up. Bad bad girl.

Some claim that the drug pictures of Lindsay are of her “pretending to shoot heroin.” Um yeah, and this lit cigarette I have between my lips, well, I’m only pretending to smoke it. Riiiiiiight.

But look at the positive, we get some sorta hot low quality slut on slut action. Yay?

View all of the leaked photos here.

It seemed that it was going to be a slow week when suddenly, shit started popping up everywhere online. From Kristin Cavallari bondage shots to what’s being called a “random topless Lindsay Lohan shot”, everything truly came out of the cracks. Except for Rachel Uchitel. She had something going into both of hers!

Katy Perry is becoming well known for her mysterious nipples. Once again, she gave us a nip-riddle at the VMAs on Sunday. Is it there? Is it not? Take a closer look and you be the judge. [Egotastic]

Kristin Cavallari is famous because she has the body of Kristin Cavallari, and that’s enough for us. She really shows it off in these super slutty bondage shots. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever since Snooki was caught violating Lamchop with her tit hanging out, people have been obsessed with this girls tatas. I guess when they’re that big, it doesn’t matter that the rest of you is just plain fugly. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think this pic of Lindsay Lohan is my fave because it’s being called a “random Lindsay Lohan pic.” You know you’re a slut when this shit just starts randomly surfacing. And there’s nothing wrong with that. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Wrapping it all up (literally) is poor Rachel Uchitel. Not only used and dumped by Tiger Woods, but also walking around with panties shoved in her every which way. It doesn’t look like she seems to mind though. [Egotastic]