Dirty Mag

Yeah yeah, pretty soon the baby bird is going to fly from the nest, bare her boobs on the beach, and eventually, land smack in the middle of a porno with the Bieber. Which I would probably pay to see, assuming all the participants are 18 and up, of course. In these shots, Selena Gomez is strutting her stuff in see-through clothes, –apparently she didn’t get the memo from Lady Gaga’s copyright lawyers about slutty sheer clothes. Oh well. If Selena insists on dressing like a cheap escort and running around with the biggest tool in the music world, then I guess that’s her problem. Meanwhile, she should set up an appointment for her first topless photo shoot, –come on Gomez, it’ll get you popular fast, like, Tila Tequila popular, dude.

I’m not especially ‘desperate’ for Lady Gaga nudity. I mean, it’s  not like she’s a prude. Actually, I could probably Twit her, politely ask for nudes, and get them. But these pics are better, because she’s wearing something resembling clothes. Except the shoes. The shoes look like something you’d buy to club baby seals with. I love her outfit, and not just because you can see her tits… I’m lying. I like her outfit because I can see her tits. I think she’s got some kid of makeup or something on her nipples though; like a paste to make them less visible and more skin toned. But no such luck, the nipples are very visible, despite the attempt to hide them. I also don’t see the point of wearing nude colored briefs. Why not a thong? Lady Gaga’s half-hearted attempts at modesty come in rather schizophrenic doses.

Because it’s not like they’ve been gone long. But to be honest, I love to see Lady Gaga’s tits, and all the new and exciting different ways they can be exposed. I even added the pic of her ass and there’s one in there in which you can catch the bares glimpse of pussy lip. Just in case you forgot what Lady Gaga’s pussy lips look like too. Personally, I don’t mind seeing Lady Gaga’s genitalia and breasts displayed in a variety of new and interesting ways. I think I might just take my Lady Gaga pics and go in the other room for a little bit….

Ah, it must be nice to be rich. Because if me, you, or anyone else that only makes four or five figures a year, began scratching our crotches on stage, or in public even, we’d be hurriedly ushered away from the rest of society for one evening at least. But when Selena Gomez shoves a hand in her crotch, pulling a Lady Gaga/Amy Winehouse, it’s too cute. Either she was scratching at the herp she got from Justin Bieber, or the sound of her own voice drives her to compulsive masturbation, like the nymphomaniacal Lady Gaga, who claims to have sex to her own tunes. By the way, check out the cleavage!

I’m torn about the upskirts we have this week. One is of a very drunk Janice Dickinson (then again, when isn’t she drunk?) and it kind of hurts my eyes to even look at her face, never mind that ol’ stretched out vag. Thank god she had the good sense to put panties on. And then there’s Julie Bowen’s upskirt. Julie Bowen gets a bad rap out there but I don’t really understand why. I think she’s still totally MILF-worthy and she’s now brought her own upskirt to television! Another point for her in my books. And of course, there are even more awesome links below!

Girl-on-girl kisses are always super hot and now, Primetime got one! On this week’s How I Met Your Mother, Rachel Bilson guest starred as Ted’s potential future wife. All of that turned to a moot point though, when Rachel puckered up for another woman on the show. And we all sat with our mouths open and drool falling out. [Egotastic]

Here it is, the only upskirt worth talking about this week. It’s of course, the Julie Bowen panty upskirt. This too comes from television – Jimmy Kimmel Live, to be exact. God, that guy’s got the best stuff, doesn’t he? [Fleshbot]

When the world feels as though it hasn’t had enough titty peeks, it turns to Kate Moss. Here she is once again wearing a see-through top and showing off those lovely boobies. [The Nip Slip]

I think Lady Gaga needs to start putting on three-piece suits, or a nice conservative dress to shock us all. It seems that she can no longer out-top herself and as such, her pics just end up looking pathetic and attention-starved. Especially this one with her grey hair extensions. While that one’s not so crazy, follow the link and you’ll see a naked Gaga fighting her way through plastic. Not cool, not hot, just stupid. [Hollywood Sleazy]

We saved the worst for last so that you weren’t too blinded to look at the other pics after seeing Janice Dickinson in her panties. Ya know, if you’re going to go out wearing a dress that is sure to let something slip at some point in the night, you might want to think about wearing panties that don’t shriek “Granny!” [Hollywood Sleazy]

Just when you thought Lady Gaga couldn’t be more of a filthy attention whore – she puts on a meat bikini. That’s right readers, on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan she is wearing nothing more than a bikini made of raw meat. Bleh.

Of course, this “controversial” little outfit of hers is pissing all sorts of people off, and on the top of that list would be PETA… obviously. I’m sure you can figure out what they have to say, “blah blah meat is bad blah blah killing animals is wrong blah blah.”

Personally, when I heard of the meat bikini my reaction was this: YAWN. Yeah, nothing she does shocks or amazes me, there are loads of crazier and more innovative folks out there.  Though, she does get props for going against the Hollywood grain.

This week the stars decided to take a break from showing us their boobs and instead, flashed their asses, and even some pussies made the cut. Panty-clad pussies mind you, but pussy all the same.

Katy Perry is always good for a show, and I’m not talking about the kind where she sings. This week she decided to go for a swim in her bra and white panties – meaning that we get to see her ass one more time. [Drunken Stepfather]

Another see-through this week comes from another celeb that likes to show off her goods every chance she gets. It’s Lady Gaga, and here she is wearing a thong under a see-through skirt. And we all bow down in worship once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Anna-Lynne McCord showed us her panties this week too and, in keeping with the theme, those too were see-through. As an interesting side note, these are the same panties Emma Watson was caught wearing so indiscreetly way back in 2008. Just shows you good things tend to stick around. [Egotastic]

This pic of Nicole Kidman also shows her smiling proudly as she shows the world her goods. I was actually distracted from the crotch shot long enough to check out her face. And then I had to do a couple quick searches to see if it was really her. Is it just me, or does she look quite different in this picture? Don’t worry, if you can’t take your eyes off her vag long enough to look at her face, no one will blame you. [Taxi Driver Movie]

Do you know who Jenna Dewan is? She’s mostly known for her role in Step Up, and it’s no wonder why she got a lead role in a dance movie. Just check out that ass! [Egotastic]

We scoured the Internet to find the best pussy and titty pics for you and as always, the stars deliver! So whether you’re still drooling over Elizabeth Berkley’s pussy, or like to see the old mom tits of Kate Gosselin, you can find them all right here!

Ashley Greene, the sexiest vampiress of them all if you ask me, didn’t give us any nip slips or upskirts this week, but she did give us one hell of weird bra shot. [Fleshbot]

We all saw Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls, right? But we missed this total full-on pussy shot of her as she kicks some serious ass. That’s because these shots were edited out on the DVD edition of the movie but they were released onto our best friend for pussy shots, the Internet, awhile back. [Nudography]

Another sexy vampiress from the Twilight Saga, Elizabeth Reaser did give us an actual nipple shot. And boy, do we love her even more for it! [The Nip Slip]

We can always count on Lady GaGa to give us a look at her goods. And even though her nipple is a bit fuzzy in this picture, it’s still there for all of us to see! This comes from her Alejandro video and you need to slow the video right down and pause it to get this pic. Well actually, you don’t need to. Because one of the nipple gods has already done it for all of us! [Taxi Driver Movie]

I hate Kate Gosselin. And I even hate her tits. I mean, eight kids have sucked all over those things. But for those who can see the good in overly-swollen, overly-chewed on tits, you might like this pic where they’re falling out of her dress. [The Superficial]

Celebrities are always so great for showing us their tits, aren’t they? And this week has been no different. Pamela Anderson has showed us just why you might want to reconsider that plastic surgery, while Anne Curtis (heard of her?) has a break down just because we see her titties. These, and much more, in tits this week!

Anne Curtis is a Filipino model and actress that was recently on the show ASAP in Boracay. She and her partner were in the middle of a particularly vigorous routine when her boob popped out of her top! Anne is horrified over the incident and even ran off crying. Come on, Anne, no need to cry – they’re beautiful! [Celebrity Scandal Gossip]

Lady Gaga turned 24 this week, and while she didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction, she did give us this delicious shot on her Twitter account, where she offers us coffee with a huge side of cleavage! [Evil Beet]

Hayden Panettiere also came out a Hero this week, even though she’s the one that fell on her face. As some kind gentlemen were helping her up, some kinder ones took a picture down her top. [The Nip Slip]

This Rihanna pic definitely isn’t new, but it’s new to me so I figured I’d post it. Since 2008 when this picture was taken, RiRi has definitely given us a ton of boobage to look at! [Celebrity Nip Slips]

Saving the absolute worst for last this week, here comes Pamela Anderson. Notice how her nipple’s on top and she’s still got a whack of boob underneath it? Don’t have 10 boob implants, girls. Just don’t do it. [Egotastic]

Lady Gaga is everywhere lately, and so are her tits. First there was the GQ photo shoot, where she bared her tits just enough to leave us wanting more. (Well really, when don’t we want more?) And yesterday she was out attending a MAC Viva Glam launch where she encouraged her fans to use condoms. What she said isn’t really important. It’s what she wore! A nearly completely see-through outfit that completely showed off her tits in all their fine form, and not nearly enough pussy. But okay, it was a public event after all. The headpiece is a little over the top for me but again, Lady Gaga’s a little over the top.

So lesson learned? You can see Lady Gaga’s tits. You can even come up close and personal with them. But unless you’re wearin rubber, that’s about as far as you’re gonna get.