Dirty Mag

Mr. Skin is one of the best celebrity nude sites out there, and when it comes to juicy, straight up nasty celebrity bitches doing crazy shit, they more than deliver the goods. But the television shows they watch are just silly. These are their “best nude scenes of 2011“.

Bianca Kajlich comes in at #10… and I have no idea why. Rules of Engagement is a sitcom, and as far as I know, no one is racing to the couch every week to see it. Plus, she looks like a rejected try-out for Jersey Shore.

Jessica Chastain is a great pick because she’s been big this year, especially in The Help. But the only nude scene they could dig up on her was from “Jolene”, which came out three years ago.

The lesbian sex scene from Game of Thrones, where ‘Little Finger’ is teaching two hotties how to make girl-on-girl action exciting, –that was a great pick also. But, it’s too bad these two chicks are just extras who happen to get naked. Esme Bianco is a former burlesque dancer, and Sahara Knite is a Muslim porn star in Britain (sounds like the name of a …really stupid porno).

Evan Rachel Wood, Elizabeth Olsen, Kirsten Dunst, and Emmy Rossum are the best of the rest, and even so… Evan Rachel Wood’s full frontal in Mildred Pierce was nothing to complain about, but Elizabeth Olsen? The only thing that really makes her notable is the trivia behind her name: she’s the Olsen twins’ younger sister. And she’s the first of the Olsen brats to get naked on screen.

Don’t get me started on Kirsten Dunst’s nude scenes from that mondo-depressive shitstorm Melancholia. They made her look old, and undead. Not like, “vampire undead”, but like, zombie undead, for those of you who have too large of a reference frame for the varieties of attractive states of death.

My favorite is Emmy Rossum, first and foremost because I’ve had dirty lesbian fantasies about her since Phantom of the Opera, but also because she has fantastic tits, a great ass, and she honestly seems to be comfortable with her body on screen. She’s one of those girls who look like they know how to have fun while they fuck, and I love that in a human being, regardless of equipment.

Kirsten Dunst was featured here a while back for appearing nude in Melancholia, a film in which she won the Best Actress award at the Cannes film festival. This would normally be where I say something cheesy about how she’s showing off her own “Cannes” in these images, but you’d be…right. Really, what more do you want? This is Kirsten Dunst in some HD-quality screencaps from the film, showing off her big tits in a couple of the images. Not lame pseudo-sideboob or covering herself either; these are clearly images of Kirsten Dunst topless, and there’s even one image where we get a perfect view of her award-winning ass. Check out the movie Melancholia if you want to see her nude body in motion, and if you want to see what all the award fuss is about. Apparently they don’t just hand those things out because a Hollywood star strips for the film.

Hurray for glorious Kirsten Dunst boobs! She really does have fucking fantastic tits, and we get to see them in the film Melancholia. Melancholia from writer-director Lars Von Trier looks like one of those pretentious artsy indie films that bore you within 10 minutes, but hey, at least this one has naked Kirsten in it! Although, some folks are saying that Kirsten isn’t really the one that’s naked in the film, that she’s using a body double. It’s common for actors and actresses to use doubles to do their nude scenes, but Kirsten has be nude in films before, so why would she start using a double now?

If you thought Kirsten Dunst’s wet shirt scene in Spider Man was hot then prepare yourself, she has stepped it up a notch. This gorgeous woman is showing it all in the upcoming flick All Good Things. She’s topless AND wet in a naughty little shower scene! The film is about one of New York’s most notorious murderers, so don’t expect a big sexy story. It follows Robert Durst, played by Ryan Gosling,  who is the scion of the wealthy Durst family real estate empire in New York’s tony Manhattan. Durst was suspected but never tried for killing his wife Kathie who went missing in 1982. Her body was never found.

So, if the movie follows the real story, Kirsten Dunst will die, but at least we get sexy shots of those perfectly perky tits beforehand.

Okay, well they may not be porn stars exactly, but there have been many a celebrity that began their career as a child star and ended up somehow taking their clothes off – whether it was for a movie, a photo shoot, or just because they love being naked soooo much. Here are our favorite top five child stars turned porn (or at least partially nude) stars.

Drew Barrymore went from Firestarter to alcoholic, to big time movie star. But have you seen her Playboy spread from 1995? [City Rag]

Jessica Biel was only 14 when she starred in 7th Heaven and she’s come a long way since then! Check out her very sexy photo shoot for Gear Magazine. [Celeb Shoots]

Ashley Olsen of course, was one of the bratty twins that played Michelle on Full House. And while she still won’t strip completely down, no matter how much Playboy is after her, she did give us a nice rocker-style lingerie shot. [The Hollywood Gossip]

From The Blue Lagoon to many more nude shots, Brooke Shields has always been one to drool over! Check out this gallery of Brooke pics, including one topless shot of a stoic-looking Brooke. [Celebrities Pictures]

Kirsten Dunst had her first big break in Interview with the Vampire when she was 14. And ever since, she’s been spoiling us with luscious titty shots. Check out these videos that feature Dunst completely nude and in a shower scene. [Only Good Bits]

The top part anyway. Kirsten Dunst has a lot going on; co-starring in the Spiderman trilogy, landing gigs on several other major Hollywood productions, and even beginning a singing career. While we agree that actors in general should stay the hell away from the music business, we also agree that what comes out of Kirsten Dunst‘s mouth isn’t nearly as interesting as what can be shoved into it. Preferably followed by loud slurping noises. Yummy.

Kirsten sabotages interest in her own upward mobility; each new accomplishment is followed by a new set of bikini pictures. I ask you, how are we supposed to focus on her progress when her bikini won’t stay on?