Mr. Skin is one of the best celebrity nude sites out there, and when it comes to juicy, straight up nasty celebrity bitches doing crazy shit, they more than deliver the goods. But the television shows they watch are just silly. These are their “best nude scenes of 2011“.
Bianca Kajlich comes in at #10… and I have no idea why. Rules of Engagement is a sitcom, and as far as I know, no one is racing to the couch every week to see it. Plus, she looks like a rejected try-out for Jersey Shore.
Jessica Chastain is a great pick because she’s been big this year, especially in The Help. But the only nude scene they could dig up on her was from “Jolene”, which came out three years ago.
The lesbian sex scene from Game of Thrones, where ‘Little Finger’ is teaching two hotties how to make girl-on-girl action exciting, –that was a great pick also. But, it’s too bad these two chicks are just extras who happen to get naked. Esme Bianco is a former burlesque dancer, and Sahara Knite is a Muslim porn star in Britain (sounds like the name of a …really stupid porno).
Evan Rachel Wood, Elizabeth Olsen, Kirsten Dunst, and Emmy Rossum are the best of the rest, and even so… Evan Rachel Wood’s full frontal in Mildred Pierce was nothing to complain about, but Elizabeth Olsen? The only thing that really makes her notable is the trivia behind her name: she’s the Olsen twins’ younger sister. And she’s the first of the Olsen brats to get naked on screen.
Don’t get me started on Kirsten Dunst’s nude scenes from that mondo-depressive shitstorm Melancholia. They made her look old, and undead. Not like, “vampire undead”, but like, zombie undead, for those of you who have too large of a reference frame for the varieties of attractive states of death.
My favorite is Emmy Rossum, first and foremost because I’ve had dirty lesbian fantasies about her since Phantom of the Opera, but also because she has fantastic tits, a great ass, and she honestly seems to be comfortable with her body on screen. She’s one of those girls who look like they know how to have fun while they fuck, and I love that in a human being, regardless of equipment.