Dirty Mag

And what else can we expect from the Kardashians? Personally, my favorite is Khloe. I absolutely love Khloe Kardashian’s ass. I could probably spend a day just admiring it… and chewing on it. But alas, these are not photos of Khloe’s beautiful big booty… they’re pictures of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian in bikinis… which is almost as good. Kim’s butt has definitely expanded in the last year, so I can’t complain. We’ve included a gallery full of Kardashian T&A, and speaking of Kim’s tits, do I detect swelling? Looks like her boobs have gone up a size, –pretty soon, they’ll be as big as her ass. And how will Kourtney’s white girl proportions ever measure up?

I know it’s wrong of me, but I can’t include UK singers and musicians in the main title unless I’ve actually heard of them, but there is an upskirt for this chick called Pixie Lott who has had maybe… two popular songs?

And we can’t forget Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently having trouble staying in the news. Probably because people have been talking about her ass getting fatter, and fatter, –Kim, you’re not hot fat like your sister Khloe. Join Weight Watchers, call Jenny Craig, do something. Anything, just stop with the drag queen make-up and bikini pictures.

Lindsay Lohan’s big new crush is… Samantha Ronson. Apparently, she’s just moved next door to her, and claims that she had no idea Ronson lived there. Gross. The hospital bracelets outside in the trash can from Ronson’s latest rehab visit would have tipped me off.

Studio Marisol is a Parisian company that takes fashion, fetish, avant garde hair styles, throws them into a blender, and what comes out is a mix of sexy, scary, and beautiful.

Normally, I wouldn’t add two artsy links, but there’s also a beautiful ‘Snakes’ collection from Jean-Francois Carly‘s personal photography, that you should see if Britney’s on-stage python dance every did anything for you.

And the big question of the week is: Will we see Charlotte Ross’s pussy in Drive Angry? Well… maybe, but you’ll have to download a video and look really closely. All I can see is -barely- a shadow of skin where her thigh meets mound, and you have to -really- be paying attention. But hey, the tits are pretty terrific.

Dollicia Bryan, Bow Wow’s ex-girlfriend, has spoken out about his rumoured former fling Kim Kardashian – and she let her claws out.

“Kim Kardashian is the Queen of media because she doesn’t necessarily sing or act or anything of that nature. Yet she’s always on the blogs, everyday… I can see the comparison; we have similar shaped bodies, very curvy. But we’re two different women. I’m a mother, so I can never be famous for leaking a sex tape.

“I’m not knocking what she did; she really took the negative and made it into a positive. I’m just saying there’s a huge difference between us. I’ll stay the Queen of talent and acting, but as far as being the Queen of who I’m dating and being in the media all the time; she can stay the Queen of that.”

Hahaha! As funny as that was, Dollicia Bryan isn’t one to trash talk another woman considering that she’s passed from one rapper to the next like some common skank.

From Kendra Wilkinson to Kim Kardashian to Amy Winehouse, and even a tiny little glimpse from Jennifer Garner, this week all the tits in Hollywood are coming out! 

Jennifer Garner is super hot but, she very rarely shows us anything that’s really noteworthy. So, when she bent over on the Fourth of July to give us all a peek down her top at her cleavage and her bra, we all thanked America! [Egotastic]

Amy Winehouse stepped out this week – and so did her nip! [The Nip Slip]

Hayley Williams from Paramore uploaded a picture to Titter (yes, there are so many tits up there, I’m changing the name) this morning and supposedly, it’s all an accident. The picture was only up on the site for three minutes before she took it down. Luckily, the entire world still gets a peek. [Celeb Nip Slip Blog]

Honestly, there’s nothing that I find remotely sexy about Kendra Wilkinson. Her tits aren’t all that bad, but when she covers them up, she becomes even more useless to me. Even if the shirt is see-through. [Drunken Stepfather]

Kim Kardashian has hot, big boobs. And she knows it! [Egotastic]

The hot weather just keeps getting hotter and as women all over the world celebrate by stripping down to bare min., we can all sit back and be thankful for these glory days of summer. Here are some of our favorite women in Hollywood in some of our most favorite bikinis, or even in the shower.

We can all see why Tiger was banging Rachel Uchitel as she struts her massive tits around in a bikini top that is just a few sizes too small, no? [Boobie Blog]

Kim Kardashian may not be good for much, but she can always rock it out in a bikini. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Ashley Green is by far the hottest of all vampiresses, ever. And in fact, I think one of the hottest women in the world. While she’s not being generous enough to give us any real tittie action, she does don a tank that you can tell just make her boobs want to pop out. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think the most fantastic thing about these Katy Perry pics are that I’m fairly certain I’ve seen her in that bikini before. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

The most recent Adrienne Curry pictures – which are of her naked in the shower – scream for attention. So we’ll give it to her. [Egotastic]

Kim Kardashian is just begging to take her clothes off! And I have to say, while I’m not a fan of Kim Kardashian as a person, these shots in Bazaar are crazy hot. She’s lying on her side, completely naked with that whole, “Oh, I’m just sitting here with my pussy and titties hanging out thinking about the meaning of life” kind of look. It’s definitely no “come hither” and I still bet my bottom dollar that Kimmie had a boob job but, she looks great regardless! If I had any complaints about it, it would be that we didn’t get more than just the one pose. It’s great and all but seriously, you can’t leave us hangin like that.

Just the pics of Kim completely naked are from Bazaar. I just happened to come across the other one, and now am left wondering, “What is that picture from?” I’m definitely going to need to track down the set from that photo shoot because, that’s super hot too!

Aaaaah! Kim Kardashian’s is coming to get you! Someone, make her sit down, quick, before her ass eats that bikini and terrorizes the city! Seriously though, I love a huge ass, –not necessarily a gigantic 450 lb ass, but a big, -fat-, chewable ass. Something you can sink your teeth into. Anyway, Kim Kardashian’s ass isn’t quite there, but with a few more trips to Burger King, she’ll be there. In the meantime, here are a few pics of her in  a bikini.

I love the Kim Kardashian sex tape, first off. It’s Ray J that cracks me up in the movie; not unlike Fred Durst, Ray J feels the need to constantly make sure everyone knows it’s him on the camera. The whole, “look at me, look at me!” camera tactics are obvious signs that these people know that everyone is going to see them. Apparently, Ray J has a lot more confidence than most guys, –especially considering he has a dick with a geometric angle in it.

Before anyone even starts getting busy, we have to watch Kim putting makeup on. The boring pre-sex maintenance however, is more than made up for by Kim’s cute little attempts to act like a professional porn star. Trying to give a “pretty” blowjob, by using more hands than mouth, –don’t worry baby, you can choke on it, we won’t mind! Another unfortunate moment is where we get to stare at the side of Ray J’s overacting face while he licks what -might- just be Kim’s pussy. There are some great moments, but mostly we end up staring at Ray J’s cock for half an hour.

Is it just me, or does Kim Kardashian have some very odd-looking ladies? There’s no doubt that her ass is finely tuned but seriously, what’s the deal with the rectangle boob look? Maybe it’s just a bad photo? Perhaps. But I’d take a closer look at the proofs next time if I was her because that just looks weird. I would say that she had a boob job but Kimmie gets real upset when people say things like that about her. And by the way, she’s never had butt implants before either (I didn’t even know there was such a thing!) So, good or bad, this is 100% all-Kim.