Dirty Mag

I have been a huge fan of Jesse Jane since I saw Pirates, the greatest porn of all time, and of course when you become a fan of someone what do you do? You internet stalk them. You better believe I follow her Twitter posts and drool over her tweeted pictures, oh and her website – yea, I’m a big fan of that as well. I especially love her interviews, I think one of my favorites so far is when she said Tommy Lee is better in bed than Kid Rock. Haha!

Anyway, here are a few frequently asked questions that get tossed at Jesse Jane…

Q: Does size matter?
Jesse: No, not really. You just have to know how to use what you’ve got!

Q: What is the best approach to get a date with you?
Jesse: Don’t come up to me with a corny line. Just be yourself or be funny or be your funny self!

Q: What kind of guys do you like?
Jesse I love outgoing, funny, happy guys and I especially love it when guys are goofy!

Q: What do you like the most about being an adult celebrity?
Jesse: I like the status of being a very classy sex symbol.

Q: What do you like the least?
Jesse: I don’t like some of the preconceived ideas that people have about adult entertainment and adult stars. Whatever they think, I usually don’t fit the bill.

For the rest of the FAQ check out Jesse Jane’s website. Now if you’re looking for some fan-fucking-tastic porn then check out Digital Playground – the company Jesse and a bunch of other sexy women work for.

Come on, the groupies never had a chance! Between the sexual prowess of men like Kid Rock and Scott Stapp who lust after crackwhores, dumpster dames, and the local Back Ally Sally types, these girls were no match! Videos emerged featuring Scott Stapp and Kid Rock in what is practically an unprecedented sex tape, –that which features two known celebrity guys, screwing more than one girl. Now, if it was Kid Rock, Scott Stapp, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, and -both- of the Olsen twins, the video would probably go down in history as a platinum classic in celebrity sex tapes.

As it stands, I think this one deserves the silver medal. I mean, it might have earned a gold medal if it had featured anyone other than Kid Rock. I’d watch four chicks fuck Elvis’s corpse before I’d watch four chicks fuck a Christian rock band frontman. And I haven’t actually seen the sex tape, but I can only imagine all the interesting shades of green Kid Rock’s dick is, now that it’s been in Pam Anderson. Ewww. Pretty much all evidence of the video has been scrubbed out of existence by Stapp, so good luck finding it.