Dirty Mag

And what else can we expect from the Kardashians? Personally, my favorite is Khloe. I absolutely love Khloe Kardashian’s ass. I could probably spend a day just admiring it… and chewing on it. But alas, these are not photos of Khloe’s beautiful big booty… they’re pictures of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian in bikinis… which is almost as good. Kim’s butt has definitely expanded in the last year, so I can’t complain. We’ve included a gallery full of Kardashian T&A, and speaking of Kim’s tits, do I detect swelling? Looks like her boobs have gone up a size, –pretty soon, they’ll be as big as her ass. And how will Kourtney’s white girl proportions ever measure up?

I know it’s wrong of me, but I can’t include UK singers and musicians in the main title unless I’ve actually heard of them, but there is an upskirt for this chick called Pixie Lott who has had maybe… two popular songs?

And we can’t forget Kim Kardashian, who’s apparently having trouble staying in the news. Probably because people have been talking about her ass getting fatter, and fatter, –Kim, you’re not hot fat like your sister Khloe. Join Weight Watchers, call Jenny Craig, do something. Anything, just stop with the drag queen make-up and bikini pictures.

Lindsay Lohan’s big new crush is… Samantha Ronson. Apparently, she’s just moved next door to her, and claims that she had no idea Ronson lived there. Gross. The hospital bracelets outside in the trash can from Ronson’s latest rehab visit would have tipped me off.

Studio Marisol is a Parisian company that takes fashion, fetish, avant garde hair styles, throws them into a blender, and what comes out is a mix of sexy, scary, and beautiful.

Normally, I wouldn’t add two artsy links, but there’s also a beautiful ‘Snakes’ collection from Jean-Francois Carly‘s personal photography, that you should see if Britney’s on-stage python dance every did anything for you.

And the big question of the week is: Will we see Charlotte Ross’s pussy in Drive Angry? Well… maybe, but you’ll have to download a video and look really closely. All I can see is -barely- a shadow of skin where her thigh meets mound, and you have to -really- be paying attention. But hey, the tits are pretty terrific.

Well, after none of her friends wanted to tape her getting it on with her own pussy, Khloe Kardashian has found another way to grab the spotlight. In an upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe goes topless and bares her beautiful breasts to the world. Hey, I may think the girl’s annoying but her tits sure aren’t!

It appears as though Khloe is maybe trying on a dress while she’s topless. Or maybe the top half of the outfit just fell off? It’s hard to tell but whatever she’s doing, she clearly doesn’t seem to care that her tits are exposed. She’s standing and laughing with a friend and waving at some very lucky bastard who’s not seen in the picture. Hopefully when the episode actually airs we’ll see her fling her hair back or shake it loose so we can get a better look at her perfect pillows.

What’s the one gift that Khloe Kardashian wants to give her new husband, Lamar Odom? A sex tape so that he can have something to remember her by when he’s traveling on the road. Of course, what every good wife leaves their husbands with. Khloe and Lamar just got married this past September after dating for only a month. I guess Khloe’s still in the honeymoon period. She doesn’t actually want to give him a sex tape but rather, a tape of her pleasuring herself. Because nothin says “I miss you,” like playing with your pussy.

But unfortunately for Lamar, and not so unfortunately for us, there will be no tape of Khloe masturbating leaked onto the Internet any time soon. Apparently, Khloe can’t find a friend close enough that wants to share the Kodak moment with her. I guess that will last until Khloe realizes that you can set a video camera up by yourself, to tape yourself. Woops. Did I just let the cat out of the bag? Seriously, no one wants to see a sex tape or a pussy-playing tape of Khloe Kardashian. People don’t even want to take her picture naked, for Christ’s sakes, with the exception of PETA.