Dirty Mag

I loved Piranha 3D; not just for the tits. It was genuinely funny, and the horror aspect was cheesy but it had punch. Like a hundred topless chicks, eaten, disemboweled, and full on munched hardcore, by piranhas, and not to mention, the hour or so of consolidated topless and full frontal nudity footage. Also very cool. The next film, titled “Piranha 3DD” will also have 3D boobs, and will be filmed in a water park. Bikini clad twenty-something girls get wet and wild and … less bikini clad, in waters that have been invaded (somehow seems -really unlikely-) by flesh eating piranhas. I wonder why they didn’t continue with the giant adult piranha storyline that was left abandoned at the end of the second film. But oh well. I’m for it.

Kelly Brook, significant other of Jason Statham for a short while, and most famous for her mostly nude role in Piranha, as Danni, –has seriously been up to some shit. Most women will take their clothes if they’re convinced that what they’re doing is art. “It’s art,” is all you have to say, and suddenly the clothes come off, and they’re only too happy to show off their tits. And while some of it does actually turn out artistic, Kelly Brook’s photo spread in Exhibition magazine’s ‘lipstick’ theme edition, is weird and kind of gross looking. I’m just looking past it for the full frontal nudity, which does includes shots of tits, and real live bush, as well as clit hood. Delightful. And of course I’ve included the juiciest shots in the gallery.

Goddamn this was a great week for upskirts and titty flashes. Who knows if it’s the beautiful summer weather, or just some porn gods smiling down at us. But just this past week, Jennifer Aniston flashes her vag, Paris Hilton shows us her tits (again!), and then prances around in a bikini, and Kelly Brook shows off some lingerie. Which is almost better than all of the above combined.

Jennifer Aniston gives us just enough to keep us interested, but doesn’t overdo it with grotesque fame whore moves. Here she gives us a shot up her skirt which I truly think was innocent, and makes Jen even more delicious. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Paris Hilton went on vacation on a yacht this past week so you just know she had to take her top off and prance around a bit. Unlike Jen, Paris is a fame whore and her tits are kind of old and tired. But they’re still perky, and isn’t that really all that matters? [The Nip Slip]

And here’s Paris on the same vacation, in a bikini. Because no one can walk around topless all the time, ya know. [Drunken Stepfather]

Paris wasn’t the only one to go yachting this week. Shakira was also caught enjoying some sun and more importantly, waves – wet, wet, waves. While Shakira doesn’t do anything for me when she sings, these pics are undoubtedly hot! [Egotastic]

I’m still not exactly sure about who the hell Kelly Brook is. But I’ve had her tits shoved in my face enough to know that I like her! And these lingerie pics of her just prove to me why, once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

There have been so many great upskirts over the past couple of days that I just couldn’t decide which one to post. So I figured, why deprive anybody of any one of these shots? Here they are, Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton, and Kelly Brook, showing us the best of what they’ve got!

First, there’s the Miranda Kerr pantyhose upskirt. Nice! The only thing better than seeing Miranda Kerr’s fine form, is when we get to see it and she doesn’t even mean to show it to us!

Then there’s this Paris Hilton upskirt which I have to say, is super hot. I mean, Paris’ bare ass?! There’s never anything wrong with that, no matter how many times we’ve seen it! Kind of a weird pic though. It’s hard to say what’s in between her legs. Either her leg is at an odd angle, or she’s straddling something else (perhaps someone else’s leg) while going commando. Either way, I’m with the guy behind her who raises his glass is salute.

Kelly Brook in her hot little dress with her hot little matching panties. Everything to make your Tuesday perfect!

Is it just me, or has Katy Perry been especially generous in her giving us what we want. Whether it’s a nip slip or a full-on upskirt, Katy manages to get herself into the news week after week this summer, showing us exactly what she’s made of. And this week, she shows it all while taking a nude photo of herself in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a porn shoot. I don’t know. Either way, it’s cool shit and something that Katy should do every week.

But Katy’s not all we have this week. We also have beautiful Kelly Brook, in a bathing suit with a camel toe, Miley Cyrus showing us what a tramp she is yet again, and even Britney gave us some nice pokies to admire.

Kelly Brook is a hot British actress and model. The Net is flooded with pics this week of her on vacation in Barbados and this pic of her in a blue bathing suit is showing not just camel-toe, I think that’s pure vag. [Boobie Blog]

I’m not sure whether Katy Pery posted this pic of herself on Twitter, whether it was “leaked”, or whether Katy has decided to become a porn star and is taking self portraits. Any way you look at it, it’s Katy Perry naked. And that’s hot! [Drunken Stepfather]

Miley Cyrus heads out to the gym in a lace bra and torn tank top. It’s totally appropriate. [Egotastic]

And it feels like it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney Spears out and about with her boobs stickin out. I have to say, I think Brit looks particularly hot in this slide show of the gal going to get her usual fix of java, with her pokies leading the way. [Pop Sugar]

It seems as though every time we see Elle MacPherson, we see just a little more of her to love. I am loving this pic up the sleeve and to the nip, but doesn’t Elle’s nipple look particularly weird? Like it was a button that was tacked on there. [Fleshbot]

If you don’t know Kelly Brook, give your head a shake. Or at least you will after seeing these pictures. Turns out, I didn’t know who she was either but after giving her the good ol’ Google (I love it when you can make search engines sound dirty), it turns out she’s one of those hot British women who is an actress but who is mostly known for her modeling. And like so many British models, she’s not scared to take her top off and show us just how hot she actually is. God love her. I know I do. These pics of Kelly come from the July 2010 edition of Loaded magazine. Just in case you’re in need of some new pinup material and want to get the print version.