Dirty Mag

If you thought Oscar the Grouch was the character most likely to turn to adult entertainment, you were wrong, –apparently, Elmo, what with his crazy tickling fetish, was the first to turn to the dark side. Or Elmer, sorry. The fact that he went there with Katy Perry isn’t that surprising. Katy Perry, Snoop, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna are some of the parody cast members. I have to say, I think lady gaga probably would have been fine about being in the film, if they asked her. I doubt she’d have any qualms about having sex with a Sesame Street puppet. And don’t forget a spoofed Russell Brand appearance! The wig is rather similar to Brand’s actual hairstyle, –as accurate as his overly inarticulate accent. You can watch the hilarious trailer here. I hope you’ll like Katy Pervy as much as I did.

Katy Perry’s Upskirt is Useless – Why? Because her god damn hand is in the way. You can see her giant red pompom nose, and you can see her legs, the fact that she clearly has no class, and even her nice legs. But since her hand has found its way to her crotch unprecedented, you can’t see her pussy, or even her panties for that matter.

Taryn Manning Is In Playboy… Fully Clothed – You see that shadow of a nipple, and the curve of ass on the cover of Playboy? Well, enjoy it guys, that’s all the nudity you’ll get from Taryn Manning. The rest of the issue has her lounging around in clothes, playing with feathers and shit. Look, maybe if Playboy’s audience was 17 year old lipstick lesbians, that would be hot. But since we’re grown ups, we want to see pussy, not feathers and panties.

Olivia Munn isn’t a Fun Drunk – Someone lied to Olivia Munn, –as a drunk, she’s obnoxious, and none of her clothes come off. She just babbles inanely, and makes herself look like irredeemable trailer trash. They should have had Lindsay Lohan as a guest that day. Now there’s a fun drunk. Blohan would have everyone naked and snorting coke off the cameraman’s cock in less than ten minutes.

It seemed that it was going to be a slow week when suddenly, shit started popping up everywhere online. From Kristin Cavallari bondage shots to what’s being called a “random topless Lindsay Lohan shot”, everything truly came out of the cracks. Except for Rachel Uchitel. She had something going into both of hers!

Katy Perry is becoming well known for her mysterious nipples. Once again, she gave us a nip-riddle at the VMAs on Sunday. Is it there? Is it not? Take a closer look and you be the judge. [Egotastic]

Kristin Cavallari is famous because she has the body of Kristin Cavallari, and that’s enough for us. She really shows it off in these super slutty bondage shots. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever since Snooki was caught violating Lamchop with her tit hanging out, people have been obsessed with this girls tatas. I guess when they’re that big, it doesn’t matter that the rest of you is just plain fugly. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think this pic of Lindsay Lohan is my fave because it’s being called a “random Lindsay Lohan pic.” You know you’re a slut when this shit just starts randomly surfacing. And there’s nothing wrong with that. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Wrapping it all up (literally) is poor Rachel Uchitel. Not only used and dumped by Tiger Woods, but also walking around with panties shoved in her every which way. It doesn’t look like she seems to mind though. [Egotastic]

Alright, let’s face it. Katy Perry doesn’t ooze talent. She’s also not talentless, and I have to say, I have found myself bopping away to Hot n Cold once or twice. But while she may find great tempos with cute lyrics, she doesn’t really have too much to her. Especially when she wears these costumes that ooze stupidity. I don’t get the whole peacock stage prop coming out of her ass, or even the leotard for that matter. But what this costume – and most of the things Katy Perry wears is good for – is that her nip barely slipped out while she was crooning away to one of her poppy songs. Yes, it’s barely there but still, it’s a Katy Perry nip slip. And talented or not, she’s always hot. So her nip slips are still worth mentioning.

Yet another sexy musician has graced the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine – the gorgeous Katy Perry. Katy Perry posed for the mag in an assortment of bikinis, bras and birthday suits. Yea, they’re giving Katy fans an array of wanking material. She may be artfully covered, but they’re still hot pictures.

A few sites out there are giving Katy Perry hell over these pictures, as well as past photos and videos, saying that an intelligent woman like her should use her body less and her brain more. Here at DirtyMag.com we say fuck that! You keep on using those perfect curves Katy, we love it.

This week the stars decided to take a break from showing us their boobs and instead, flashed their asses, and even some pussies made the cut. Panty-clad pussies mind you, but pussy all the same.

Katy Perry is always good for a show, and I’m not talking about the kind where she sings. This week she decided to go for a swim in her bra and white panties – meaning that we get to see her ass one more time. [Drunken Stepfather]

Another see-through this week comes from another celeb that likes to show off her goods every chance she gets. It’s Lady Gaga, and here she is wearing a thong under a see-through skirt. And we all bow down in worship once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Anna-Lynne McCord showed us her panties this week too and, in keeping with the theme, those too were see-through. As an interesting side note, these are the same panties Emma Watson was caught wearing so indiscreetly way back in 2008. Just shows you good things tend to stick around. [Egotastic]

This pic of Nicole Kidman also shows her smiling proudly as she shows the world her goods. I was actually distracted from the crotch shot long enough to check out her face. And then I had to do a couple quick searches to see if it was really her. Is it just me, or does she look quite different in this picture? Don’t worry, if you can’t take your eyes off her vag long enough to look at her face, no one will blame you. [Taxi Driver Movie]

Do you know who Jenna Dewan is? She’s mostly known for her role in Step Up, and it’s no wonder why she got a lead role in a dance movie. Just check out that ass! [Egotastic]

Is it just me, or has Katy Perry been especially generous in her giving us what we want. Whether it’s a nip slip or a full-on upskirt, Katy manages to get herself into the news week after week this summer, showing us exactly what she’s made of. And this week, she shows it all while taking a nude photo of herself in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a porn shoot. I don’t know. Either way, it’s cool shit and something that Katy should do every week.

But Katy’s not all we have this week. We also have beautiful Kelly Brook, in a bathing suit with a camel toe, Miley Cyrus showing us what a tramp she is yet again, and even Britney gave us some nice pokies to admire.

Kelly Brook is a hot British actress and model. The Net is flooded with pics this week of her on vacation in Barbados and this pic of her in a blue bathing suit is showing not just camel-toe, I think that’s pure vag. [Boobie Blog]

I’m not sure whether Katy Pery posted this pic of herself on Twitter, whether it was “leaked”, or whether Katy has decided to become a porn star and is taking self portraits. Any way you look at it, it’s Katy Perry naked. And that’s hot! [Drunken Stepfather]

Miley Cyrus heads out to the gym in a lace bra and torn tank top. It’s totally appropriate. [Egotastic]

And it feels like it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney Spears out and about with her boobs stickin out. I have to say, I think Brit looks particularly hot in this slide show of the gal going to get her usual fix of java, with her pokies leading the way. [Pop Sugar]

It seems as though every time we see Elle MacPherson, we see just a little more of her to love. I am loving this pic up the sleeve and to the nip, but doesn’t Elle’s nipple look particularly weird? Like it was a button that was tacked on there. [Fleshbot]

The hot weather just keeps getting hotter and as women all over the world celebrate by stripping down to bare min., we can all sit back and be thankful for these glory days of summer. Here are some of our favorite women in Hollywood in some of our most favorite bikinis, or even in the shower.

We can all see why Tiger was banging Rachel Uchitel as she struts her massive tits around in a bikini top that is just a few sizes too small, no? [Boobie Blog]

Kim Kardashian may not be good for much, but she can always rock it out in a bikini. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Ashley Green is by far the hottest of all vampiresses, ever. And in fact, I think one of the hottest women in the world. While she’s not being generous enough to give us any real tittie action, she does don a tank that you can tell just make her boobs want to pop out. [Drunken Stepfather]

I think the most fantastic thing about these Katy Perry pics are that I’m fairly certain I’ve seen her in that bikini before. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

The most recent Adrienne Curry pictures – which are of her naked in the shower – scream for attention. So we’ll give it to her. [Egotastic]

This week we have all the good stuff. With classic vag and pokie shots from those who can always be counted on, Paris Hilton and Katy Perry, to a new appreciation for those who are sometimes overlooked, such as Sheryl Crow, there really is a little bit of everything coming loose. And as usual, none of them disappointed.

Katy Perry gives us an upshot that takes the meaning of one to whole new level. While it’s clear that she’s wearing panties, it’s also clear that she’s got an unfortunate wedgie, and one of the very worst kind. [Boobie Blog]

Who knows why Sheryl Crow doesn’t get our attention more often. With bikini shots like this, she proves that she’s still very much MILF material. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

These pics of Megan Fox show her doing what she does best – shutting up and standing in underwear. Oh, and it’s Armani, but who the hells cares. It’s Megan Fox’s tits. [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton has forgotten her bra at home again and we get to reap the rewards with some fabulous Paris pokies. [The Nip Slip]

Pamela Anderson dons her classic red Baywatch bikini and well, seeing the differences between then and now is reason enough to check out these pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

It looks like all of the celebs are getting naked these days! We’ve got sexy ladies like Heidi Klum, Katy Perry and Adrianne Curry all showing us some flawless skin.

Heidi Klum: The gorgeous German recently had a photo shoot with GQ, where she is naked… but covered. Lame I know, but it’s better than nothing right?

Katy Perry: Screen caps from Katy’s upcoming video “California Gurlz,” were recently released, and damn, I can’t wait to see the full video. She looks like a tasty piece of candy.

Adrianne Curry: America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne is known for posting all sorts of naughty pictures of herself on Twitter, but I have to say that the nude beach silhouette photos are my favorite so far.