Dirty Mag

Our favorite Hollywood ladies have been seemingly extra-careful about getting out of cars and going for bike rides lately, as there have been no good upskirts or vag shots for awhile. But the titties in Hollywood cannot be tamed and week after week, we get a good handful of them! Here are the prettiest boobies in town this week.

Kate Hudson’s tits have been the talk of the town and the consensus seems to be that yes, she did in fact have a boob job. And yes, they are smaller but still seem as firm and plump as you would want them to be. [Drunken Stepfather]

Jessica Simpson appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show recently and her tits could not be tamed! It was like a car accident, I wanted to look away but just couldn’t. I kept picturing my head between them, doing the harmonica. [Egotastic]

Ah, we can always count on Paris, can’t we? This week, Paris was caught out in a see-through top, sans bra, with that “Oh, what are you doing here? Me and my nips were just headed out for a walk,” look. [Fleshbot]

Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade. Topless. Together. Laughing and giggling on a bed together. Need we say more? Watch the video here! [Boobie Blog]

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney and her tits out and about. Unfortunately, Brit seems to have cleaned up her act so there’s not so much as a nip slip in this picture. But, you can see her bra, and with Britney even a little will do. [The Superficial]

We all give Jessica Simpson a pretty hard time. But it’s not like the girl doesn’t deserve it. I know that most stars are probably embarrassed when the paparazzi happen to get a shot up their skirt, or get a glimpse of their nipples peeking out from their shirt. But with these shots of Jessica Simpson, I’m actually a little embarrassed for her. That pic of her on stage with her bare ass hanging all over the place? Granted, it’s a nice ass. But still just so stupid. Does she not have people that can warn her of such things before she grabs the mike and goes onstage? And the one of her nipple popping out of her top as she stands there smiling stupidly? The girl may be hot, but she also knows how to make me laugh!

Ashlee Simpson has been the subject of much media torment. First there was the whole theory that she was ‘rebelling’ against being in sister Jessica Simpson’s shadow, then there was the time that Ashlee thoroughly embarrassed herself on Saturday Night Live with that whole lip-synching debacle. Maybe that’s the reason why Ashlee has decided not to bare her titties or vag for Playboy. Yes, unfortunately for us, Ashlee will not be stripping off for the famous magazine that offered her 4 million dollars just to do it. Do you think that Ashlee’s snatch is worth 4 mil? I’d have to say no. Maybe 2, but definitely not 4.

In other nude Ashlee news, there’s also a fake sex tape floating around, but it’s definitely fake. And there seems to be more than one out there. In one, the decoy ‘Ashlee’ blows some unknown male and there’s a rumor that she also has a sex tape with her hubby Pete Wentz. But the latter I can’t even find an actual video, just stories. So I’m sure that if these two lovebirds actually ever did the nasty on camera, it’s probably locked up in that grand Beverly Hills mansion of theirs. *Sigh* For now I guess we’ll have to settle on these upskirt and nip slips photos of Ashlee until the day that she poses for Playboy. Because let’s face it, we all know she’s gonna.