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Random Model in Topless Shots… Cool

Anniboo — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 00:59:56 +0000

Everyone here loves celebrity tits, but honestly, you can only see those tits so many times before start itching, so to speak (unless you know Jessica Alba personally anyway), for some strange. And this is definitely strange. There’s this woman, Sally Gordon, reasonably hot, random model one would guess, posing topless in Pulp magazine. And one might also guess, that as hot as she is, and as topless as she is, surely we would have heard of her. But no, Sally Gordon is un-Google-able. But honestly, in the realm of topless models, one good turn deserves another. So although we may not know who Sally Gordon is now, she’ll be very popular soon enough. Nothing does your reputation as much good as popping your top. Although, I have to say, the huge girdle doesn’t do much for me.

Jessica Alba Topless!

amanda — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 22:06:00 +0000

Apparently this is the month of leaked photos because we’ve got some more naughty celeb pictures to share with you filthy folks. This time it’s Jessica Alba herself, the woman that has starred in the masturbatory fantasies of every man alive… and woman.

Reports are saying that these leaked photos came from Jessica’s cell phone – and before you get too excited, they’re aren’t exactly the sexiest photos of her. There’s an assortment of pictures – you’ve got one of her in bed with her husband Cash Warren, another of her flashing nip and one more of her showing off not only her pregnant belly, but also some under-boob.

It has yet to be confirmed whether or these photos are all of her, but I’ll let you guys decide for yourself.

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kate — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:39:08 +0000

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

Tits This Week!

kate — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 21:42:07 +0000

We love it when there’s a great week chock-full of great titty shots and this week has definitely been one of those! Jessica Alba gives a great down-the-shirt peek and Michelle McGee, American’s new favorite whore, has just had pictures released where she not only reveals her tits, but everything else too, while she’s covered in Nazi tattoos and swastikas. Nice. And we haven’t even started talking about another famous beauty, Nicole Kidman. While she’s far too posh to do anything extrovert these days, her first nude scene has just been unearthed and it is gooood. Enjoy!

Jessica Alba spends some quality time at the park, doing all kinds of motherly things like bending over and giving us a peak-a-boo. Not all of her tits can be seen, but enough of them that we’re grateful! [Drunken Stepfather]

Supermodel Stephanie Seymour takes a romp on the beach and not only lets us look at her tits, but she takes some time out to play with them herself! [Egotastic]

There are fewer tits in this world that are as hot as Kate Moss’ tits. And in this new photo shoot, she gives us her tits and goes completely nude too. [Fleshbot]

Nicole Kidman shot this nude scene for the movie Windrider over twenty years ago, and I have no idea why no one’s found it until now. Nicole strips down so completely that you can even see her carpet! [Mr. Skin]

Michelle McGee proves that she really is a crazy bitch. Think that breaking up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James is the worst thing she’s ever done? Look here and see. [She's So Crazy]

Celebrity Sex Match: Kid Rock & Scott Stapp Vs. 4 Naked Groupies

Anniboo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:10:19 +0000

Come on, the groupies never had a chance! Between the sexual prowess of men like Kid Rock and Scott Stapp who lust after crackwhores, dumpster dames, and the local Back Ally Sally types, these girls were no match! Videos emerged featuring Scott Stapp and Kid Rock in what is practically an unprecedented sex tape, –that which features two known celebrity guys, screwing more than one girl. Now, if it was Kid Rock, Scott Stapp, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, and -both- of the Olsen twins, the video would probably go down in history as a platinum classic in celebrity sex tapes.

As it stands, I think this one deserves the silver medal. I mean, it might have earned a gold medal if it had featured anyone other than Kid Rock. I’d watch four chicks fuck Elvis’s corpse before I’d watch four chicks fuck a Christian rock band frontman. And I haven’t actually seen the sex tape, but I can only imagine all the interesting shades of green Kid Rock’s dick is, now that it’s been in Pam Anderson. Ewww. Pretty much all evidence of the video has been scrubbed out of existence by Stapp, so good luck finding it.

Jessica Alba – Not Even Herpes Can Stop Her!

Anniboo — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:18:15 +0000

Let me clarify; there were a ton of rumors floating around when Jessica Alba and her husband, Cash Warren were on the outs, –this was before they were married. One of the rumors was that Alba had herpes. Despite the widespread circulation through the media, and various sources confirming the rumor, –Alba has miraculously remained unscathed. Besides, even if she does suffer the occasional outbreak, she’s still hot from the waist up!

On top of that, Jessica Alba is rumored to be near a split with her husband, Cash Warren. That means she’s back on the market guys, –so if you get the chance, be sure to buy extra-strength love gloves; and remember, “Don’t get mad, get Glad.”