Dirty Mag

Jennifer Aniston recently did a photo shoot from Harper’s Bazaar where she’s running down the beach in what looks like might be a wedding dress. The reviews from the pics have not been good, but I think that Jen could drape herself in sewage and look good (although you may not want to touch her or smell her.) And, all those nay-sayers obviously didn’t look closely enough, because you can clearly see the top part of Jen’s nipple in these shots. And those make this photo shoot one of the best, in my humble opinion.

Goddamn this was a great week for upskirts and titty flashes. Who knows if it’s the beautiful summer weather, or just some porn gods smiling down at us. But just this past week, Jennifer Aniston flashes her vag, Paris Hilton shows us her tits (again!), and then prances around in a bikini, and Kelly Brook shows off some lingerie. Which is almost better than all of the above combined.

Jennifer Aniston gives us just enough to keep us interested, but doesn’t overdo it with grotesque fame whore moves. Here she gives us a shot up her skirt which I truly think was innocent, and makes Jen even more delicious. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Paris Hilton went on vacation on a yacht this past week so you just know she had to take her top off and prance around a bit. Unlike Jen, Paris is a fame whore and her tits are kind of old and tired. But they’re still perky, and isn’t that really all that matters? [The Nip Slip]

And here’s Paris on the same vacation, in a bikini. Because no one can walk around topless all the time, ya know. [Drunken Stepfather]

Paris wasn’t the only one to go yachting this week. Shakira was also caught enjoying some sun and more importantly, waves – wet, wet, waves. While Shakira doesn’t do anything for me when she sings, these pics are undoubtedly hot! [Egotastic]

I’m still not exactly sure about who the hell Kelly Brook is. But I’ve had her tits shoved in my face enough to know that I like her! And these lingerie pics of her just prove to me why, once again. [Hollywood Sleazy]

There’s little that I love more in this world than when Jennifer Aniston shows us a little skin. And I was beginning to think, after her GQ stint last year, that we wouldn’t see it any time soon. Luckily, Jenn’s come out with a new perfume that has inspired her to once again, bare it all – or at least some. The perfume is called Lolavie, and apparently, it’s a very light and natural scent, hence the natural pose. These pics seem to be the only ones that are out now but hopefully, we’ll get some more real soon.

The only thing I don’t like about this ad is the tag line about needing a man to smell like a woman – or rather, not needing one. Seriously, with all the bad press she’s gotten about her love life, why’d she have to bring a man into it at all?

There are some women that you just start drooling every time you hear their name. Jennifer Aniston, Bar Refaeli, and Heidi Klum are just some of the names that do it for me, each and every time. No matter what they are or aren’t wearing. But there are some ladies that it seems no one can agree on, and you either deeply love them or hate them. Here are some of the top five ladies in Hollywood that often have people asking, “Hot? Or Not?”

Megan Fox either gets a huge Misters Up when seen in magazines, or a turn of disdain as some continue to call her washed out and dried up (and, from the way she talks, that applies to much more than just her acting career.) I personally, give Megan a big “Not!” although she does almost pull it off in these bikini pics. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Mel B also seems to attract some men who obviously have some domination issues. And even though her face always looks the true part of Scary Spice, she still continues to try to prove to us that she’s all woman by shoving her cleavage or her tits in our faces. Again, I’m going with a NO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Lesbian kisses are hot, right? But what about when you know the girl isn’t a lesbian, she’s still only 17, she’s dressed like a bird, and it’s not even a real kiss? Do we even need to vote on this one? Miley Cyrus has once again proved how ridiculous she is by doing all of that though. Check out the video here.

Kristen Stewart is another one that has just as many haters as she does admirers. But, whatever your thoughts on Kristen, and the whole vampire craze that she’s central to, there’s no doubt that this upskirt photos of hers is totally hot! [Taxi Driver Movie]

Another one from the vampire crowd, I put this pic of Anna Paquin up just because it’s too hot to not share. There should be no argument on the topic of Anna, not from these pics anyways. Follow the link to see even more of sexy Anna in cute little bra and panties (with her hot body filling it out just right.) Suh-weeeeet! [Egotastic]

I absolutely love Jennifer Aniston. And when I say I love her, I mean I have a massively-sized girl crush on her and would totally entertain the thought of doing a threesome with her, should she be interested. And these bikini pics totally prove why. While some wrote Jenny-poo off long ago as a too-old actress that was barely hanging onto her career and her marriage to Brad Pitt, I have always thought that she’s talented, way too good for scum like him (and me), and that she’s sexy whether she’s on set, in an architecture magazine, or sitting in a dark room with a bag over her head. And so, for these HOT, hot pink bikini pictures that come from the set of her new movie, all I can say is, Jennifer, thank you.

When is GQ magazine going to smarten up and realize that when you say “nude”, we expect to see NUDE! Not nude with arms draped over tits, or nude with knees bent up to hide glorious pussies. If you’re telling us that you’ve got a celebrity to undress for you, we want to know that we’ll get to see all the same action they did! But, first the American publication of GQ disappointed us with some half-ass nude pics of Jennifer Aniston, and now, GQ Germany has done it with Christina Aguilera.

It’s in the June 2010 issue of GQ Germany that features Aguilera on the cover in the full buff. But don’t get your cocks up just yet. Even though she’s nude, she has her arms and legs in very strategic positions so that what you actually see is nada. Sure you can check out the rest of Christina’s gorgeous body, like her toned tummy and supple roundness of her butt and tits but, you won’t get anything else. And, if you were hoping that you’d see more once you flipped inside, you’d be wrong. The shots shown inside the magazine are even worse with Christina actually wearing clothes! Not so much as the bottom of a round titty to be seen!

Sure these pics are hot. I mean, they’re still of pictures of Christina Aguilera. But nude? I think not.

Sure, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are ‘just friends’ according to all Aniston’s pouty little interviews about her couple status. So one can’t help but wonder whether or not she lets all her friends finger her ass in public. Apparently, Gerard Butler didn’t think there could possibly be anyone standing behind the two of them, and certainly no one who might have a camera to capture him while he was digging for gold in Aniston’s ass crack.

Well, whatever his chances of getting laid were then, they’ve probably diminished since. Usually, women who aren’t voluntarily involved in the porn business, don’t like having photos taken of them with a finger buried in their ass. Sure, sure, it was just ‘over the clothes’, that’s what some people are screaming about the whole thing. Well, the fact is, just because clothing is there, doesn’t mean penetration doesn’t happen. It just requires a bit more pressure, and sorry guys, but I refuse to join the camp of women who seem to think having panties, pants, and a finger shoved up my ass is sexy. Not to mention the massive wedgie.

Jennifer Aniston has got to be one of the most screwable women in Hollywood. Seriously, what inch of her body isn’t hot? Oh that’s right. There’s not one. Whether she’s coyly covering up her tits with a neck tie for the famous GQ photo shoot or just flashing them on the beach, they are stunning! I think one of the things that I love most about Aniston is that she’s not trampy and throwing her vag and tits in our faces all the time. She’s just got all the right stuff in all the right places. And sometimes, we’re lucky enough to get a glimpse at it!