Dirty Mag

I love the Kim Kardashian sex tape, first off. It’s Ray J that cracks me up in the movie; not unlike Fred Durst, Ray J feels the need to constantly make sure everyone knows it’s him on the camera. The whole, “look at me, look at me!” camera tactics are obvious signs that these people know that everyone is going to see them. Apparently, Ray J has a lot more confidence than most guys, –especially considering he has a dick with a geometric angle in it.

Before anyone even starts getting busy, we have to watch Kim putting makeup on. The boring pre-sex maintenance however, is more than made up for by Kim’s cute little attempts to act like a professional porn star. Trying to give a “pretty” blowjob, by using more hands than mouth, –don’t worry baby, you can choke on it, we won’t mind! Another unfortunate moment is where we get to stare at the side of Ray J’s overacting face while he licks what -might- just be Kim’s pussy. There are some great moments, but mostly we end up staring at Ray J’s cock for half an hour.

Well, I wouldn’t say it was limp, but it could be a little more intimidating. Fred Durst has an average ‘bizkit’, and the blonde chick shown in the video knows how to work it. The woman shown with Fred Durst was rumored at the time, to be none other than Britney Spears, –but she never was the confirmed accomplice. Fred Durst gots so pissed off, he went on a litigious rampage after the sex tape was leaked onto the Internet.

Clearly an amateur, Durst has a bit of trouble maneuvering his cock into the girl, while trying to film the act, her, and himself. yeah, for some reason, he turns the camera so that he’s facing it. Sorry, guy, we’re not interested in your O-face.