Dirty Mag

Everyone has that something, that kink that sends chills through their body, makes their breathing heavy, makes their heart skip a few beats – you know what I’m talking about. It’s a maddening need, an insatiable lust triggered by that one thing.

There are dozen upon dozens of fetishes, some of which are better known than others, some you may have heard of, while others are completely new. Today begins your weekly fetish fix, and I’m kicking it off with Stigmatophilia!

Stigmatophilia is a fetish for piercings, tattoos and other body modifications. Have you ever seen someone covered in tattoos and instantly have the desire to lick every inch of their ink? You may be a stigmatophiliac. Like most fetishists, not every stigmatophiliac is the same. Some are simply aroused by seeing tattoos and piercings on a body, while others get off by watching their lover get the piercing or tattoo.

I bet I can guess what you’ll be thinking the next time you’re in a tattoo shop.

There’s are so many to choose from! If you’d like to develop “excessive or irrational devotion to some activity”, select one of the fetihes listed below. If you’re interested in the Venturi Fétish sports-car, made in Monaco (the second smallest country in the world) then search Wikipedia. You’ll find it, we have faith.

Acrotomophilia: Also known as the “amputee fetish”; guess what they like?

Apotemnophilia: Fetish derived from sexual arousal at having a limb or extremity amputated, while conscious.

Autonepiophilia: Infantilism; you know, wearing diapers, and eating Gerber. Yummy! Mommy, come over here and gimme some o’ them creamed carrots.

Formicophilia: Sexual arousal obtained by letting insects crawl around on or in their genitalia. Hopefully not insects that bite or sting.

Kleptophilia: Sexual arousal from stealing; so be careful when calling your crazy cousin a klepto because he likes to steal gum.

Mysophilia – Dirt, filth, mud, etc., is sexually arousing, –and hey, don’t start thinking it’s disgusting just yet. Plenty of guys, and girls, love a good mud-wrestling event.

Zoophilia – Commonly confused with bestiality, zoophilia is a sexual fetish revolving around being treated like an animal, usually a dog, i.e., being forced to eat out of a dish on the floor, or wearing a collar.