Dirty Mag

Candice Swanepoel is easily one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret angels, which is saying a lot considering how many ridiculously hot models they’ve had over the years. The blonde beauty is truly beautiful, very thin, and has legs that I believe measure at least a mile long (give or take). Skinny Candice looks fantastic in just about anything, and she proves it further with this photo-shoot where she dons a wide variety of sexy and flirty Halloween costumes. If your fantasies have ever involved Candice Swanepoel in a sailor uniform or a furry Christmas-style get-up, now you can have some hot visuals of the leggy siren other than the twisted thoughts floating around your head. If not, there’s always a first time for everything, and seeing this VS Angel in a lingerie version of a cop uniform complete with fuzzy handcuffs is pure fetish fuel.

You’ve probably seen the term underboob being thrown around on blogs and other sites in the past few years, and the term is really as simple as it sounds. Underboob refers to photos in which a woman’s breasts are mostly covered, but the underside is still visible, as in the photos above. Essentially, it’s “upside down cleavage“. It’s hard to say just why so many guys find it hot, but I’d imagine it has to do with the teasing and mystery aspect of it all; it portrays a woman who’s still technically clothed, but who could be willing to show it all off or who could just be a cocktease. Either way, underboob is really sexy, and it’s a way for more prudish celebs to flash some tit without going fully topless, and for seasoned stars like Tera Patrick to mix things up a bit. And, hey, some tit is better than no tit, right?

Ladies, this one is for you! And well, for a few of the guys out there too. Today’s wonderful fetish fix is yaoi, a phenomenon that first became popular in Japan and is now beloved all over the world.

Yaoi, also known as “boys love,” is a  Japanese term used to describe books, manga (Japanese comics), films and more directed at women that focus on homoerotic or homoromantic male relationships. That simply means that it’s naughty stories full of nothing but guy on guy action. You may have stumbled across it before – pretty anime boys kissing each other or pics of the Harry Potter boys fucking. Yeah, that’s yaoi. While it is made for women and most popular with the ladies, there are also male yaoi fans out there too.

So to sum it up yaoi can be used to describe an assortment of things that feature men kissing, fucking or whatever naughty thing you can think of. To get a better idea of what it is I dare you to google search “yaoi” or “jacob edward yaoi” or any other famous characters, just add yaoi at the end and you’ll get something raunchy.

I should add that yaoi isn’t always graphic and dirty, something it’s just romantic.

Today’s fetish fix is all about raptophilia. With this paraphilia the sexuoerotic arousal and orgasm depends on the surprise attack and continued violent assault on a a non-consenting, terrified, and struggling person. Yes, it’s rape. But in a raptophiliac’s case, they want it and are turned on by someone (a biastophiliac) attacking them and taking them without permission. If your significant other has ever asked to do rape role-playing, there’s a slight chance they are a raptophiliac.

In rare, and serious, cases an unhealthy raptophiliac will purposely put themselves in incredibly dangerous situations in the hopes of being attacked and sexually assaulted.  This is no joke, such a person could easily be killed.

So while role-playing is all good a fun, if it grows into something seriously dangerous, seek help.

Chronophilia refers to a fetish in which one is sexually aroused by the idea of age discrepancy between the sexual partners – young women being turned on by old men, older women being aroused by younger men…etc.

It actually has ties with multiple paraphilias (graeophilia, teleiophilia…etc.) and has to do with the person’s sexuoerotic age being discordant with his or her actual chronological age and is concordant with the age of the partner. Meaning that the person with this disorder is identifying with someone who is either much older or much younger than himself or herself and thus mimicking the other.

Chronophilia could be used to describe something minor like 40-year-old cougars being attracted to 20-year-old men, to something far more serious and horrible  like pedophiles.

Very rarely, is there a subject that comes along, to which I can say “I don’t know how to feel about this.” But truthfully, this would be the crowning product. I’ve seen vampire dildos that sparkle and ‘stay cold’, sex toys for dogs, and cologne that smells like pussy. But ‘Baby Gaga’ ice cream, served by, you bet, a Lady Gaga impersonator, that is made from human breast milk, is the weirdest thing I have heard of, being commercially sold for adult consumption. Would I eat this? Possibly. I’m not sure. Would I pay £15 to roll the dice on a single scoop of ice cream that might in fact, make me projectile vomit by the thought alone of its origins? No.

Dendrophilia literally means “love of trees.” It is a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. It takes the term “tree hugger” to a whole new level.

A dendrophile doesn’t simply love trees, they attempt to make love to trees. If such a person were to be caught in the act with a tree, in many circumstances they will claim that they are merely soothing the Tree spirit, that it is an act of worship. It is said that it is actually part of an obscure ritual of fertility. Other dendrophiles are said to be attracted to trees possibly because of their phallic symbolism.

..if the porn doesn’t technically show any genitalia… It does show, however, the nifty situations, and positions. Like you know, a girl with her head between a guys legs… and fully exposed… backs. It’s weird, but definitely erotic. It’s like they took porn, and cut out all the images of cocks, tits, pussies, and even anything remotely close, and photographed what was left. And it does still manage to be sexy… gosh, it’s almost like reading an erotic novel. Your brain kinda does all the work. It makes me feel more perverted. But that’s okay, because while it might not be masturbatory material that I’d choose for home, it’s definitely good for the office. Now all I have to do is master the art of pulling my hand out of my skirt super fast! I wonder if Jackie Chan can help?

Olfactophilia (also known as Osmolagnia) is a paraphilia which involves the sexual attraction to, or sexual arousal by, smells and odors emanating from the body, especially the sexual areas.

While the word “olfactophilia” may not be well known, this is a fairly common fetish. In fact, there are quite a few websites where one can buy a variety of used panties (every woman has a different scent). Most of these sites, and their buyers, take it very seriously and some even seal the panties in airtight bags so that the scent remains. There are also website that sell used bras, pantyhose and even socks.

It’s that glorious time again! Time to take a peek at some of the sexual fetishes out there, and today’s fetish is scoptophilia!

Scoptophilia, which literally translated from Greek means “love of looking”, is a fetish where one derives pleasure from looking. In terms of sexuality, it refers to sexual pleasure derived from looking at erotic objects, like naughty photographs, pornography, naked bodies, and so on.

If that’s all it really takes to be a clinical scoptophiliac, then I’m pretty sure that 99.9% of us are scoptophiliacs, because we sure love hot porn, those sexy pictures of nude women and all of that goodness.