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The Isla Fisher Sex Tape

27 Mar

Isla Fisher is the sexy Australian best known for her role in the comedy “Wedding Crashers,” and for dating the crazy Sacha Baron (also known as Borat).

But according to this uncovered sex tape of hers,  she used to be just as wild as her husband back before she was famous. The video features her sucking off some big bald guy and having him blow a load in her pretty face.
…too bad it’s not her.

Yup, another fake celeb sex tape. Cue the disappointed sighing and groaning. At least this fake chick looks kinda sorta similar to the real deal. So if you have a big Isla Fisher fetish this fake video may be all you need. It’s better than nothing right?

The Kat Von D Sex Tape

26 Mar

When I saw that LA Ink’s Kat Von D had a sex tape I was like “HELL YEA!” But the second I started watching this supposed sex tape I burst out into a fit of giggles. It was so very very fake.

There are loads of fake celeb sex tapes out there, and surprisingly some of them look pretty damn close to the real celeb, but this one is so bad. First off, they are trying to pull off Kat Von D, a woman covered in tattoos. It’s pretty hard to fake those tattoos, but they try, oh yea they try. Looks like the fake drew those star tattoos on her face with a sharpie and the sleeve tattoos, well they’re in color, Kat’s are black portraits. Lame x 10!

So no sexy Kat porn – at least I got a good laugh in.

Adriana Lima Not So Angelic?

26 Jan

Ok, I totally admit to having a girl-crush on Victoria’s Secret’s hot little angel, Adriana Lima, so when I heard about her sex tape I was like “fuck yea!” But a few moments into the video it became pretty damn clear that the chick was not the fantastic Adriana Lima. Not only was it not her, but it wasn’t even hot, actually it was insanely boring. Oh, and that cum shot at the end, not-sexy-at-all! Although her obvious disgust at having cum in her hair did make me laugh a bit, but then her goofiness killed my laughter.

As it turns out, Adriana Lima is a pretty classy woman. She is that rare, good Catholic girl that had her first kiss when she was 17 and waited until marriage for sex. So unfortunately for us there’s no hot sex tape of her, just a dull fake that hates cum on her face.