Dirty Mag

Oh, this is so not a good year for poor Christina, but it’s a great one for us! The latest Christina drama has revealed that hundreds of private photos of the sexy star have surfaced, including pictures of her in bed with boyfriend Matthew Rutler. The other pics showcase the starlet’s naughty behavior at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party in September 2010. Christina was photographed posing with two naked strippers and mimicking oral sex acts on a sex toy and a banana. But on top of those pictures, there are many more of her doing everything from posing with her son to her dancing on a table.

An unidentified man shopping the revealing pics told RadarOnline that he found them on a discarded digital storage card in a French hotel where Christina and Matthew had stayed. It is unknown when these photos will hit the web, but I’m guessing it’ll be soon and we’ll be here to share them with all of you.

Oh yes! Yet another leaked photo incident has occurred, this time involving the sexy Christina Aguilera.

The photos appear to depict Christina, inside of a walk in closet, wearing panties and robe, except for one of her wearing nothing but pasties and chains. Hot!

Aguilera, along with her personal reps, are blaming hackers for photos being leaked. According to her rep:

“The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account … The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.”

Anyone else notice how bruised Christina’s knees are? Naughty girl.

It’s time for some delicious titty links again and this week we have some of your favorites! From Miranda Kerr giving us yet another delicious topless photo shoot, to virtual unknowns like Clare Grant, who just married Seth Green, and who had some delectable nude photos in her secret closet….that some genius had the good sense to dig up for us.

Clare Grant may be most famous now for marrying that cute devil, Seth Green. But before that, she tried her hand at nude modeling. While these pictures aren’t the hottest of the hot, at least now you can say that Seth isn’t the only one to see his wife naked. [Drunken Stepfather]

It was just a little while ago that we told you about Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape. While it took a little bit for any stills or video to be released, here are some of the first shots for you. A little fuzzy and out of focus but hey, it’s still Kendra Wilkinson in the buff (with the exception of those high white hooker boots.) [Egotastic]

Miranda Kerr has done another topless photo shoot, and this time it was for i-d magazine. There’s no doubt about it, these shots are perfection. [Fleshbot]

I really have no use for Peaches Geldof, but I could think of a few things to do with these pics of her tits almost popping out of her dress on the red carpet. [Bitten & Bound]

Christina Aguilera just did a disappointing nude photo shoot for GQ Germany and now she’s done one for Latina magazine. She’s fully clothed but, with the sexy poses and the crotch rocket she’s perched on, it just makes you want to bend her over it and give it to her doggy style. Way better than that crap GQ tried to pass off!  [The Superficial]

When is GQ magazine going to smarten up and realize that when you say “nude”, we expect to see NUDE! Not nude with arms draped over tits, or nude with knees bent up to hide glorious pussies. If you’re telling us that you’ve got a celebrity to undress for you, we want to know that we’ll get to see all the same action they did! But, first the American publication of GQ disappointed us with some half-ass nude pics of Jennifer Aniston, and now, GQ Germany has done it with Christina Aguilera.

It’s in the June 2010 issue of GQ Germany that features Aguilera on the cover in the full buff. But don’t get your cocks up just yet. Even though she’s nude, she has her arms and legs in very strategic positions so that what you actually see is nada. Sure you can check out the rest of Christina’s gorgeous body, like her toned tummy and supple roundness of her butt and tits but, you won’t get anything else. And, if you were hoping that you’d see more once you flipped inside, you’d be wrong. The shots shown inside the magazine are even worse with Christina actually wearing clothes! Not so much as the bottom of a round titty to be seen!

Sure these pics are hot. I mean, they’re still of pictures of Christina Aguilera. But nude? I think not.

If anyone thought that Christina Aguilera put aside her dirrty days for motherhood, well, her new video squashes that notion.

In her new single, “Not Myself Tonight,” the hot singer puts away the good girl and lets out the naughty woman we all know and love. The video features Christina wearing a variety of jewel-encrusted bondage wear, devilish ballet heels and skin-tight latex clothing. Aguilera turns her short music video into a montage of fetish gear with props including diamond handcuffs, a leather crop and a ball gag. If that wasn’t hot enough, there’s also a few sex/dance scenes with both men and women thrown in there as well.

As a fan of sex, bondage and latex duds I give Christina Aguilera a big thumbs up for this video. If only she’d come to my door with a leather crop in hand.

Check out the unedited video HERE.

Sure, she can sing, big deal. Susan Boyle can sing too, but there’s no way in hell we want to see her naked. Yech. Christina Aguilera on the other hand? Throw a few of those upskirt shots my way, guys. Because honestly, it is totally possible to get tired of seeing her tits; they’re everywhere, and worse, –pictures of her naked and pregnant. Ew. Pictures of a naked, pregnant hottie, are like pictures of STD’s, –yes, we know what can happen, stop torturing us!

Where were we? Oh, Christina Aguilera‘s tits. Did we forget to mention her preference for public sex? Sure, it might seem slutty and wrong, but would you feel the same way if it was your lap she was bouncing on? Hell to the no. Aguilera has also confessed in the past, to having  a penchant for seeing Halle Berry naked, –and hey, who doesn’t want to see that?