Dirty Mag

Everyone loves Sofia Vergara so it’s not as if I have to convince you to look at these pics. And, really, if you need to be convinced to look at a sexy celebrity’s tits, then shame on you; I expect you readers to be better perverts than that. Hell, I’d check out nude photos of Rumer Willis just to prove I can, goddammit. GQ Mexico seems to be a step above GQ USA in that they’re able to not only convince Sofia Vergara to wear a sheer top, but they’re also willing to publish the photos of her big tits and sexy nipples right there in the magazine as if it weren’t even a thing. I can only imagine the handwringing that would go on here in America over publishing something like this in a non-porno mag. And while I already think Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest MILFs alive, she hammers the point home on the cover by wearing animal print lingerie like a true cougar.

Nicole Scherzinger seems to get all the attention, but one has to remember that there are many other Pussycat Dolls, past and present. Another of the past members worth noting is the beautiful, Black/Mexican Melody Thornton. Like the other members of the group, she has an incredible body, usually shown off in minidresses and kinky boots. However, that doesn’t seem to have been enough for her, judging by her latest public appearance. While she ditches the slutty boots and goes for a full-length dress, Melody Thornton instead opts for a sheer dress because, hey, why the hell not? You can easily see her breasts and nipples through the thin fabric and it becomes clear why she’d dare to go sheer: she has an incredibly beautiful rack. Those handful-sized breasts are right there for anyone to ogle and she gives not one single fuck. The fact that the lighter-colored streak in her hair reminds me of the X-Men’s Rogue only makes this exhibitionist Pussycat Doll that much sexier.

Phoebe Price is so not a household name, but after seeing some other pictures of this vibrant redhead, I’m sure you’ll appreciate these D-list celebrity tits nonetheless! With roles as exciting as “Customer with Car (uncredited)” and “Window Shopper (uncredited)” I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t heard of her! Judging by the photos and her lack of real fame, I imagine this may not be an accidental nipple slip, but I’ll take any nipslip where I can get it, dammit. It’s also possible she’s not a real person, but actually a plastic surgeon’s living creation, molded out of silicone and collagen. This busty and very-red redhead has an age which varies from 29-38, but she definitely looks more on the MILFtastic end of the scale. Seriously, though, if you like busty, freckled redheads that aren’t Lindsay Lohan, enjoy these images of Phoebe Price and her big tits slipping out of her bikini.

Adrianne Curry is no stranger to this site, although she sadly hasn’t been as active in her attention whoring as usual. Her Twitpic page is seriously lacking in updates! However, possibly as a way to remedy this vast oversight, she’s upped the ante. Sure, she hasn’t posted many pictures of her lately wearing bikinis or slutty Star Wars costumes, but she has decided that if she has 300,000 Twitter followers, she’ll post some topless photos. She’s currently just over 268,000, so for those of you who aren’t very good with math, we need 32,000 more and there have to easily be that many guys who’d love to see Adrianne Curry’s topless photos. Do your part and make your country proud! I leave you with this deep, insightful quote:

“I love my boobs, love other boobs, and think people should look at boobs all the time.” – Adrianne Curry

As if it weren’t awesome enough for Lady Gaga to bare her ass for the Diddy-produced “Culo” book, now she’s gone and posed nude in Vanity Fair. Yeah, it’s not full frontal or anything, but it’s still a fucking hot picture regardless. The side-shot photo by the legendary Annie Liebovitz has Gaga stretching her lean, dancer body and showing just how incredible it is. The woman’s tinier than you might think, although the pose definitely makes her look even thinner. But seeing the contrast between her absolutely tiny waist and her round ass and toned thighs is too sexy for words. And while there’s not a clear ass or pussy shot, she does thrust her bare breasts upward, something she’s never been shy of flaunting. And, really, with perky, handful-sized breasts like hers, any woman should be proud to pose topless. Lady Gaga is a true exhibitionist, though, so we can always be sure to see more of her in the future.

Kirsten Dunst was featured here a while back for appearing nude in Melancholia, a film in which she won the Best Actress award at the Cannes film festival. This would normally be where I say something cheesy about how she’s showing off her own “Cannes” in these images, but you’d be…right. Really, what more do you want? This is Kirsten Dunst in some HD-quality screencaps from the film, showing off her big tits in a couple of the images. Not lame pseudo-sideboob or covering herself either; these are clearly images of Kirsten Dunst topless, and there’s even one image where we get a perfect view of her award-winning ass. Check out the movie Melancholia if you want to see her nude body in motion, and if you want to see what all the award fuss is about. Apparently they don’t just hand those things out because a Hollywood star strips for the film.

30 Minutes or Less doesn’t look like the best movie, but it does have at least one thing going for it: tits. After all, if you’re going to make an R-rated action-comedy you might as well throw in some nice breasts for the hell of it, and that’s exactly what was done here. These breasts in particular belong to the lovely Bianca Kajlich and indeed, they’re quite amazing. Based on the background and the fact that her character is named “Juicy” I can only assume she plays a stripper. (The fact that she’s stripping is also a minor hint toward that conclusion.) Not that Bianca Kajlich needs any justification to bare her breasts for a film, or anything else for that matter. By all means, Ms. Kajlich, continue to flaunt those perky wonders whether it be for an HBO series, a movie, a magazine, or my birthday party.

I’ve been to quite a few beaches in my time, and it’s amazing hot few hot women there are at them. Sure there are plenty of attractive ones, but I don’t believe I’ve ever seen someone like British glamour model Rosie Jones casually sunbathing with her bikini top just barely covering her perfect breasts. Maybe models have their own beaches on which they can flaunt their sculpted bodies and bouncy breasts, sharing images via the wonder that is Twitter. Even if I may not be allowed to set foot on one of these mythical beaches, Rosie Jones is kind enough to share the sight of her body with the commoners. Of course, the woman’s also done some topless photo shoots before, so it’s not as if she hasn’t gifted us with her big, beautiful tits before. I’ve even included one of those pics in the photos above; see if you can find it! (Hint: It’s the one where she’s topless)

Taylor Swift is one of the most popular stars in country music today, and it definitely can’t all be about her music. The blonde star is ridiculously cute and it’s difficult not to be entranced by her, even if you hate country music. And while her sweet innocence may be entrancing, the first photo above, the topless one, is allegedly of the songstress! It’s difficult to tell for sure whether or not it’s her, but as Fox Mulder used to say years ago, “I want to believe.” With her wavy blonde hair, cute face, and tight little body, this Taylor Swift lookalike posing topless in nothing but her panties should be Ms. Swift’s next album cover. One can only hope that she pulls a Scarlett Johansson and admits that this topless cutie really is her. And then maybe she’ll release another dozen photos of her sexy little body. Maybe.

Boardwalk Empire is critically acclaimed and all, but I’m sure what you’re wondering about is whether it delivers in the tit department. I believe the correct answer is “Yes. Yes it does.” It seems that every episode of the show features one or more women showing off their hot bodies. Not just topless scenes either, as there are certainly some pussy shots too. The first example comes from an episode a week or so ago, with the lovely Heather Lind flashing an awesome pair of tits to some lucky bastard. The other two images are from the most recent episode, including a sex scene with Lisa Joyce. Not only do we get a glimpse of tit as she rides a guy cowgirl style, we even get a nice, full view of her nice, full ass. Yes, the sheer amount of regular nude and sexual content is what sets HBO and other premium channels above regular cable.