Dirty Mag

Thai Actress, Natt Chanapa, real name Kesarin Chaichalermpol (I think we’ll just stick with the short version), learned the hard way that all forms of prostitution are illegal in Thailand. And that includes pornography, evidently. She was featured in a variety of amateur recordings and sex tapes, even one hardcore porno film with two Japanese men. Although the videos were made outside Thailand, they eventually made their way into the country, –and since Chanapa is a Thai citizen, she caught plenty of trouble.

Chanapa was arrested, but managed to wriggle out of anything more serious than probation and a large fine. As far as the videos go, who doesn’t love Asian porn? Squeaky girls, hairless little men.  There’s a tad too much conversation in the beginning for my tastes, and don’t get me wrong, I love pornos with storylines. That makes things more fun. But if there aren’t any subtitles, then I have to hit the fast-forward button.

Meg White, the drummer and back-up singer from the White Stripes, –is hot. She has the classic good girl, cutesy face, and seems like a nice person. But one thing she does not have going for her, is her recent sex tape. If it is even her, –sources are divided about 50-50 that it either is, or isn’t her. Meg White is seen, if it is her, having sex with a total doofus who reminds me of Lennie Small from Of Mice and Men. With luck, the goofy looking guy doesn’t seem to mind doing all the work.

That’s right guys, if you were hoping the rocker-chick had moves, you were wrong. Meg appears to be a mute, inanimate doll. So if you like your girls to pretend to be dead, then stand in line behind George and Lennie, and wait your turn.

..and the gentlemen too. Not only did she appear in a celebrity sex tape with the other Miss Universe contestant, Anya Ayoung-Chee, but they kept on making them, –there are four sex tapes featuring Hiroko Mima and Anya Ayoung-Chee screwing a variety of people, and each other. The guys these two hotties are fucking are completely undeserving guys, and I can’t help but feel a little bit brokenhearted and jealous about the whole thing. Where was I when the sex crazed beauty queens were in town, picking up random people to fuck?

Hiroko Mima didn’t get to have as much sex, –for some reason, her tits look incredibly tiny compared to Anya’s in the video. But all her pictures show Hiroko as having at least some semblance of cleavage. Oh well, thus, the padded bra.

All right, all right, I know I was pushing it with the movie reference, but who the hell names their kid Wanda anymore? Every time I hear ‘Wanda’ as a name, I think of the movie. Which I never even finished watching, I passed out about 30 minutes into it.  Anyway, Wanda Nara is incredibly hot, aside from the stupid name, and looks even more adorable with her tongue wrapped around a dick. Wanda started out as an Argentinian model, with the most beautiful ass ever to be molded by the hands of god, and while she wasn’t really famous before, she sure as hell is now.

Though I doubt god gave her the talent she displays in this video, he sure did great with the rest of her. Nara joins the long line of Latino celebrities appearing in sex tapes with a poor addition, –a shadowy blow job in the dark. Still, we’ll take what we can get.

Roxana Diaz doesn’t have low standards; she has short standards. She was recently the main feature in  an incredibly graphic short film that was all about self-gratification. Diaz was filmed rubbing and fingering her own pussy while her boyfriend fucks her in the ass. Unfortunately, the tape’s high points don’t include shots of a really big dick, –which is kind of sad, since celebrity guys are often quite endowed. But the high points of the film do include close up shots of Diaz’s tits, and pussy.

Roxana Diaz’s pussy also isn’t worn out and lopsided, like some ladies I could mention. Most of the videos are apparently on a pay-0nly basis, so if you have to see it, then you’ll probably have to pay. We’ve included some stills though, just for you. If you’re wondering what she’s famous for, –aside from her pussy, –then you’re probably  reading the wrong blog, because who cares? She’s naked! But to indulge, Diaz was a Venezuelan television actress.

Haha! If you haven’t heard or seen the Verne Troyer sex tape, then you don’t know what you’re missing. What could possibly be more attractive than a 51 year old 2’8″ man with cartilage–hair hypoplasia dwarfism screwing a young hottie? I can think of several things, most involve golf, toasters, and people that are actually sexually attractive. Not that midget porn lovers are in the wrong, but I prefer individuals that don’t masturbate to things like door knobs, tiny people and pregnant sheep.

Midgets need love too, but that doesn’t mean we all have to watch! But if you really want to watch, you can see post-traumatic stress inducing clip of it here.

Come on, the groupies never had a chance! Between the sexual prowess of men like Kid Rock and Scott Stapp who lust after crackwhores, dumpster dames, and the local Back Ally Sally types, these girls were no match! Videos emerged featuring Scott Stapp and Kid Rock in what is practically an unprecedented sex tape, –that which features two known celebrity guys, screwing more than one girl. Now, if it was Kid Rock, Scott Stapp, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, and -both- of the Olsen twins, the video would probably go down in history as a platinum classic in celebrity sex tapes.

As it stands, I think this one deserves the silver medal. I mean, it might have earned a gold medal if it had featured anyone other than Kid Rock. I’d watch four chicks fuck Elvis’s corpse before I’d watch four chicks fuck a Christian rock band frontman. And I haven’t actually seen the sex tape, but I can only imagine all the interesting shades of green Kid Rock’s dick is, now that it’s been in Pam Anderson. Ewww. Pretty much all evidence of the video has been scrubbed out of existence by Stapp, so good luck finding it.

Jessica Sierra’s sex tape was pretty popular, –until it actually came out. The blogging world held its breath for weeks waiting for the American Idol reject trainwreck to appear naked on a video. Hundreds of posts declaring the excitement over the tape’s release. And then… nothing. You can watch some of the tape here. When the tape starts, you’re treated to about a full minute of Sierra talking non-stop about random bullshit in Vegas. The guy she’s talking to has obviously no interest in what’s coming out of her mouth, and zooms in and out on her tits.

Sierra has no sense of showmanship, –she’s hunched over in a bathtub, smoking a cigarette, and picking out eye boogers. Finally, she stands, and shows off her body, which isn’t bad. The only complaint I have is her well-used pussy. One of Sierra’s pussy lips seems a little more photogenic than the other. If you look closely, it appears to be waving.

Here’s Miss California USA, beautiful, obviously talented in various ways, –especially in the manner of flexibility. But her sex tape scandal was deliriously complex; for some reason, she attempted to claimed she made the tape at a younger age, –which would have made the sale and distribution of the tape illegal. To the naked eye, it would appear, that she was actually -trying- to go to jail. The weird, complex lawsuit scenario that followed was miserably boring.

So on to the sex tape! It’s actually more of a ‘masturbation tape’, but this one definitely qualifies as great material for your spank bank. Or vibe-bank, depending on which way your basket swings. Anyway, Carrie Prejean is stretched on the floor, watching porn with her legs apart as far apart as they’ll go, and she’s got two fingers buried in her pussy. If that’s not enough to make you squirm, wait a while, –those little noises she makes are going to get louder. The visual quality is excellent, despite a lack of close-ups; there’s tits, a squealing girl, and plenty of stimuli for even the most… rigid of porn temperaments. When Prejean orgasms, you’ll want to lick the screen.

Long before Rob Lowe was the notorious Dingus Khan of slapstick comedy films, typecast as the goofy bad guy in several films throughout the 90′s. he was a teen heart-throb type. Since he’s been a B-grade comedy actor, most people don’t really know that he was in a sex tape featuring two women, one an underage teenager. Oh but it gets better, another tape came out later, featuring Lowe and one of his buddies tag-teaming some hapless bimbo on camera.

The sex tape is probably available somewhere online, but we sure haven’t been able to find it. Despite the underage sex, the controversial gang-bang-esque nature of the second clip or so, Rob Lowe actually bounced back from the minor career upset of being filmed screwing a minor and having taboo intercourse in which another man participated. Cough, cough. Lowe bounced back, and though he isn’t exactly ‘in like Flyn’, he isn’t exactly out either.