An Emma Stone sex tape may be on the way. Radar Online reports that one of their sources calls the existence of a sex tape featuring Emma Stone “a fact.” I call it “a Thanksgiving miracle.” No, it’s not released and it’s not even (currently) being shopped around, but if it really does exist, that’s something in and of itself. This is apparently an older video from back when she was “just young and probably thought nothing would ever come of it” but anyone should have learned in the past 8 years or so that something will always come of a sex tape. This is also one of the cases where I’m sure it’s not a publicity stunt. She’s pretty much in demand as it is, and just recently starred as Gwen Stacy in The Amazing Spider-Man. Whoever’s clutching onto this holy grail of celebrity sex tape goodness should strike while the iron is hot, sell that puppy, and let us all enjoy a video of Emma Stone having sex before Christmas rolls around.