Dirty Mag

I don’t actually watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but I can understand why some men might. With all of the TV series focusing on families or young adults, a series about a group of wine-guzzling MILFs fills a very important niche. Usually to see some hot MILFs, you have to watch some abysmal family comedy with a hot mom, and maybe you’ll see a bit of cleavage if you’re lucky. The Real Housewives generally look fuckable all the time, and even in their non-series appearances they sex it up. Here’s Brandi Glanville, who seriously fits the bill of hot MILF/trophy wife. Exiting a vehicle, she inadvertently(?) flashed her pussy for all to see. Or, at least, for a photographer to catch for all to see. These pictures don’t quite capture her full hotness, so have some of her incredible 40 year old body in a little bikini.

Pamela Anderson holds a lot of fond memories for many perverts like us, and for good reason. She was hands-down one of the most popular women of the ’90s, propelled by the success of the ridiculous TV show Baywatch and its slow-motion running scenes. Pamela Anderson’s body was made for running in slow motion. The busty blonde was also one of the first ‘sex tape’ stars, having filmed herself having sex with husband Tommy Lee on a boat. Who would have guessed that the (relatively) innocent video of Pamela and her horse-hung husband would lead to intentional sex tape leaks for fame, like we’ve seen lately? She’s still very sexy (and a MILF!), and while much of that may be due to photo retouching, one look at these photos from Vogue Brazil should make you remember why you fantasized about her all the time 15-20 years ago. Also, there is underboob, and underboob is wonderful.

Megan Fox had her baby recently, not that you could actually tell. She’s already looking as hot as she did before, no doubt a result of some sort of Hollywood mom sorcery. I know many of you would rather not see more of her, since she tends to herald crappy movies, but I’m still kind of excited to see her return to acting now that she’s had her kid. She really isn’t that bad of an actress, plus she’s ridiculously hot. A slender brunette with captivating eyes? Looking like a sexy newly-MILF in these photos from Esquire? You’ve gotta love that! And you just know that means she’s eager to flaunt that mommy body, so hopefully that also means seeing more of it bared on-screen so she can prove to everyone how hot she still is. Nothing will quiet the haters as much as showcasing your firm, perky breasts.

To perfectly define the “Not sure if want…” meme, I offer you this: Sofia Vergara and Sharon Stone apparently filmed a sex scene for a film called Fading Gigolo. Now, you all hopefully know that I have nothing against the older women, but Sharon Stone is… well, she’s definitely not one of my first choices for hot, lesbian MILF action, that’s for sure. I think that overall, however, the curvaceous sexiness of Sofia Vergara (as it often does) trumps everything else. I just can’t recall when Sharon Stone was last relevant, let alone sexy. Raquel Welch may not be doing much these days, and she’s like 15 years Stone’s senior, yet I’d still watch the hell out of that. And why can’t we watch 52 year old Julianne Moore getting down and dirty with the Colombian hottie? And why the hell am I not a movie director?

Joanna Krupa, the sexy MILF who currently appears on The Real Housewives of Miami, says she’s “deprived of sex.” Of course, a statement this outrageous is meant to stir up more drama and attention for her and her show, but it’s still worthy of note. Claiming she’d prefer to have sex every day, her fiancee apparently isn’t measuring up to her sexual demands. Not to mention that her modeling has her traveling cross-country on a regular basis. There is one solution to Joanna Krupa’s lack of sex, however, which is to rally a national network of fuckbuddies for the sex-starved model. No matter which city she happens to find herself in, there will be (completely selfless!) horny guys ready and waiting to give her what she needs, as many times as it takes to make her satisfied. Maybe I could even make an app for that.

Sexy Celine Dion. They aren’t words I expected to type, but there they are. I guess she might have been a bit of a sex symbol back when she was uber-popular and Titanic came out, but I think we as men were mostly too annoyed with that goddamn song and our girlfriends wanting to watch Titanic over and over again to look past that and see how hot the Canadian singer really is. V Magazine decided to do a photo shoot with her, however, and even 15 years after Titanic’s release, she still looks pretty good! At 44, that puts her right about in prime MILF age. Celine Dion in a tight-fitting sweater, her hard nipples poking out against the material? Also wearing short shorts and thigh-high socks? Jesus Christ, Celine, why haven’t you been doing this regularly? Perhaps you should go into fetish porn instead of reviving your singing career?

Call me a pig or whatever, but I can never get enough of bimbos. Give me a skinny woman with fake tits and sky high heels and I’m a happy man. They don’t even have to be blonde! MILFs? Even better! So it should be no surprise that I love Shauna Sand, who I’ve “reported” on in the recent past. There are a handful of true bimbo celebrities, but Shauna Sand takes the cake. Typically seen in bikinis and lucite platform heels, these pictures capture the 40-year old bleached blonde in a skimpy minidress, showing off cleavage, sideboob, and lots of leg. She’s also apparently at a marijuana dispensary in these images. Smoking cigarettes is just so passe these days, even for the modern bimbo, and everyone knows that pot is where it’s at. Still, I believe no Shauna Sand post is complete without bikini photos, so I’ve included one that I particularly enjoy. Nothing turns a MILF into a Cougar like an animal print bikini. God help the “poor” college boys she preys upon.

I’d practically forgotten that Charlize Theron existed, aside from the fun trivia fact that she was born in South Africa. Sure, she was super popular for a while (and won an Oscar!), but then Aeon Flux happened and…yeah. But this year she’s going to be in Prometheus and Snow White and the Huntsman, the latter of which she’s pimping out in these hot photos. Aeon Flux may have nearly killed her career, but thankfully that hasn’t stopped her from wearing tight black clothing. The stunning blonde decided that a skin-tight leather dress was perfect to wear to the premiere of her new film and, y’know what, she was absolutely correct. She looks astonishingly sexy, and as leggy as ever, with the added bonus of appealing to any of you leather fetishists out there. Besides, there are few things as sexy as a leggy blonde in black clothing and red lipstick. Oh, and did I mention she’s pushing 40? Because I sure as hell couldn’t tell.

Mother’s Day is tomorrow! So make sure you do something nice for her, assuming you can. Tonight, though, is all about what you want, and what you want are mother/daughter celebrity nude scenes. Why? Because you’re an awesome pervert, that’s why! Mr. Skin caters perfectly to us, offering the most extensive archive of pictures and videos featuring nude celebrities. They’ve set up a 38-video playlist (one of many playlists) centered around mothers and daughters getting naked on camera. See Goldie Hawn‘s nude scene alongside Kate Hudson‘s, for example. Or Janet Leigh and her daughter Jamie Lee Curtis. Rosanna and Patricia Arquette both had steamy scenes, and the same can be said for Zoe Kravitz and her mother Lisa Bonet! Creative sets of nude content ar what Mr. Skin does best, so sign up for free today and get a good glimpse of all the high quality celebrity videos available to members!

House, the medical drama, is finally ending but one of the best things about the series was Lisa Cuddy. Yup, it’s time for another MILF celebrity post, this time about Lisa Edelstein, who plays the sexy and oft-beskirted Dr. Cuddy. Whether she’s wearing a tight blouse, tight skirt, or tight dress, she’s always looking damn hot and cougartastic. Oh, and did I mention the legs? Because along with those skirts, she sure loves the stockings and heels. She’s pretty much your ‘sexy boss’ fantasies come true. And now she’s gone and done the Hollywood thing of posing nude for PeTA. As much as I hate PeTA, I have to commend them for convincing so many beautiful celebrities to strip down for the cause. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the reason they stick with it themselves, in fact. But yeah, those legs, that ass, and everything else; it’s a sexy, pin-up-like nude of Lisa Edelstein. I’ve also included a couple of the very fan service-y screencaps from that episode of House where he fantasizes about her doing a strip tease in a slutty schoolgirl uniform.