Dirty Mag

Remember Carrie Prejean? She’s the hot little blonde bombshell that was a frontrunner to win the Miss U.S.A. Pageant last year. That was, until she told the entire world that she hates gay people. Yes, cute little Carrie got up on stage and told everyone that she thought it was a sin for people of the same sex to get married. Apparently though, it’s not a sin to make a sex tape, or to frolic in the waves with your boob hanging out of your bikini.

This pic of Carrie’s tit popping out to say hello was taken while she was in Hawaii with her boyfriend, Kyle Boller. At first, I thought that it probably wasn’t Carrie’s fault, even though it’s entertaining for the rest of us. I mean, when you wear an itty-bitty bikini, something’s bound to fall out, isn’t it? But then there’s the pics of Kyle up close and personal with her tit and it seems pretty obvious that they both knew, and that they both enjoyed it. Oh, and as for Carrie’s saintly position and calling other people out on all their sins? Carrie and Kyle are also living together – before marriage!! SINNERS!

Here’s Miss California USA, beautiful, obviously talented in various ways, –especially in the manner of flexibility. But her sex tape scandal was deliriously complex; for some reason, she attempted to claimed she made the tape at a younger age, –which would have made the sale and distribution of the tape illegal. To the naked eye, it would appear, that she was actually -trying- to go to jail. The weird, complex lawsuit scenario that followed was miserably boring.

So on to the sex tape! It’s actually more of a ‘masturbation tape’, but this one definitely qualifies as great material for your spank bank. Or vibe-bank, depending on which way your basket swings. Anyway, Carrie Prejean is stretched on the floor, watching porn with her legs apart as far apart as they’ll go, and she’s got two fingers buried in her pussy. If that’s not enough to make you squirm, wait a while, –those little noises she makes are going to get louder. The visual quality is excellent, despite a lack of close-ups; there’s tits, a squealing girl, and plenty of stimuli for even the most… rigid of porn temperaments. When Prejean orgasms, you’ll want to lick the screen.