Dirty Mag

Okay, thank god, the sex tape was recorded back when she was thin. And I guess, before she was incredibly pregnant. Kerry Katona is like the UK equivalent of a combination of Britney, Whitney, and Heidi.. Montag, not Klum. She went from hot to ABSOLUTELY NOT! Anyway, basically, she was a popstar at 18, for like, the length of one whole album. Wow. Then the really icky attention whore habit kicked in, and the shit hit the fan as far as her various publicity stunts go. Later, she went on to become a C-list celebrity, appearing in several reality shows, and being rejected by many more.

The video began circulating in spring of ’07, and it featured a woman who vaguely resembles Katona finger fucking herself and using the phone. Most agree that it couldn’t possibly be Katona because her brain can’t handle doing two things at once. Some of her more recent scandals include, showing up sloshed on a morning show, punching her accountant, and buying cocaine and meth from her own mother. Britney Spears has never seemed like such a well-rounded individual in comparison.

Britney Spears has been known as a bad girl, even though she’s been doing a lot of work lately to clean up her image. But before she decided to go the route of the straight-and-narrow, she was a prime target for a sex tape. And some of her most well-known lovers were said to be releasing a sex tape. Britney has two ‘sex tapes’ floating around. The first was a tape she made with her ex-husband Kevin Federline. The video can’t be found anywhere though and the still shots from the tape are very bad quality, and only show two people who’s faces you can’t even see, rolling around in their underwear. The story with that one went that K-Fed The Douche was planning on selling the tape so Brit was going to give it away for free to beat him to the punch. Makes sense, doesn’t it? Yeah, that must have been before Britney went on her meds.

The second sex tape scandal of Britney’s claimed that Britney made a sex tape with her brief boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. This one is much better quality and is easier to find but it only shows a girl that’s in the bathtub letting the water do all the dirty work for her. No cocks, and very few boobs. Adnan was supposedly claiming that he was also going to sell the tapes to make a huge profit for himself. But since the tape was never actually released by Adnan, and because the girl in the photos just barely resembles Britney, we’re guessing this one is a fake too.

So sorry guys, it doesn’t look like Britney has a sex tape yet. Not one that’s been released anyway. But just so you didn’t feel completely jipped, we’ve included those topless shots of Britney with the rose tattoos over her tits that we told you about earlier.

Britney Spears has been busy lately debunking rumors after Look Magazine printed a story about how she’s always hated her body. Brit went to her website to say that the story wasn’t true and in fact her exact words were that is was “Bullshit!” And who would believe it anyway? Britney has given us vag-shots galore and her tits are also secret to no one. Yep, there’s no doubt that Britney loves her body. And so do we! Whether she’s exposing those terrific tatas in a photo shoot (remember the one with the rose tattoos? Sah-weeeeeet!), or just getting out of a car in the most delicious (and dirtiest) of ways, there’s no doubt that every inch of Britney’s body is totally hot and totally tap-able. And with Britney, we can always be sure that there’s more on the way!