Dirty Mag

Pop diva Britney Spears is working on yet another comeback, and this time around she has focused on her body before anything else. In this month’s edition of Out magazine you can see just what four hours of working out a day can do for a woman’s body. I gotta say, it does a whole lot of good for Britney, she’s looking fucking hot. Not only is she showing off her new hot bod, but she’s also getting our naughty fantasies going by showing us how bendy she is. Sexy!

Now that she’s got the body again she can focus on her upcoming album, here’s hoping it doesn’t suck – but judging on the first single – it will.

That’s right, I said it. Britney Spears is still Barbie-doll hawt, and better, –for one thing, Britney has genitalia and nipples, –so she’s even more awesome than Barbie. And she’s life-sized too. Sure she was strung out for a while there, and bald… and emotionally unbalanced. But I can forgive her, as should you. And I find that, seeing her half naked in V magazine just encourages my forgiveness; so isn’t it time we all moved on and looked at Britney Spears, almost naked, mostly topless, and –oh my, you can see the dimples above her ass! See, I’m in the mood for some forgiveness already.

If she’s not artistically flaunting her tits in a magazine, she’s artistically flaunting her tits at the Grammy’s. And now that she’s 18, all I can say is ‘flaunt away’. Meanwhile, her daddy’s blaming all their ‘family problems’ …which I guess is redneck speak for domestic violence, –on the Disney show ‘Hannah Montana’. Psh, since when is it a big surprise that Disney brings out the whore in their young actresses. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, —all Disney child actresses. And each one is just an inch away from working at an escort service. Speaking of, am I the only freak here who now has twins fantasies, thanks to Lindsay Lohan? Here are some pics of Miley’s tits, to keep you all warm and fuzzy on the winter nights. And I can’t think of a better way to keep your head warm…

I had almost lost all hope towards getting any good nip slips or upskirt peeks over the last few weeks. There just didn’t seem to be anything good out there anymore. But this week has renewed my faith as we got a look at Jessica Alba’s ass, Britney did some more wandering about in a bikini, and Natalie Portman shares an on-screen lesbian kiss. That last one makes this week the best week ever. Hands down.

Whenever Jessica Alba stands on stairs in a short skirt, we’re thankful. [Celeb Nip Slip]

Britney still on vacation, still in a bikini. But this time, she’s kind of looking curvy and frumpy, no? [Hollywood Sleazy]

The hottest of the hot. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis share a very sexy on-screen kiss. And this is just a preview, but are we going to get to see what comes next too? [Hollywood Sleazy]

Ever wanted to see what J.Lo looks like when she’s just woken up (or is on some pretty serious crack) and her tit is almost popping out of her shirt? [Drunken Stepfather]

Vanessa Hudgens performs with camel-toe. Now that just looks painful! [City Rag]

We’ve seen quite a bit of Britney Spears lately and each time, it seems that she’s looking better and better. First there was the shot of her ass which, while not so classy, was still nice to look at. And now we have Brit in an itsy bitsy yellow bikini. I have to say, I think she looks FINE! Yes, she’s clearly a little older and those two babies put some more on her than when she was in a schoolgirl outfit singing about wanting us to hit her one more time. But she also looks much better with her blonde extensions than she did with her pink wig too. And I’ve always had a soft spot for Brit. When she’s not obsessed with being so damned trashy, she’s pretty damn hot!

We are especially lucky this week! Ashley Greene got into a bikini yet again to show us that she’s all human, and that she has a very fine form indeed; Britney Spears gave us a little taste of her ass; and Megan Fox even showed us her pubes! What more could we ask for?

Kelly Brooke has just posed for Playboy, and we get a sneak peek! [Hollywood Sleazy]

There’s little that’s better in this world than Bar Refaeli’s tits and when she stepped out with her main man, Leo, they nearly stepped out too! [Drunken Stepfather]

Ashley Greene slips into a blue bikini at Wet Republic, and it’s enough to make anyone wet. [Hollywood Sleazy]

Britney Spears sure seems to have cleaned up her act lately. But, with this ass flash taken just last week, it’s clear she’s still the same Britney we’ve all known and loved for so long now. [The Superficial]

Megan Fox recently did a photo shoot for FHM and when she tugged her panties down, she did so a bit too much. Although we didn’t get to see her snatch, we did get to see her pubes, just barely. Check out the pics and the video and see if you can get a better look. Either way, it’s still Megan Fox in her undies. [Egotastic]

Is it just me, or has Katy Perry been especially generous in her giving us what we want. Whether it’s a nip slip or a full-on upskirt, Katy manages to get herself into the news week after week this summer, showing us exactly what she’s made of. And this week, she shows it all while taking a nude photo of herself in the mirror. Or maybe it’s just a porn shoot. I don’t know. Either way, it’s cool shit and something that Katy should do every week.

But Katy’s not all we have this week. We also have beautiful Kelly Brook, in a bathing suit with a camel toe, Miley Cyrus showing us what a tramp she is yet again, and even Britney gave us some nice pokies to admire.

Kelly Brook is a hot British actress and model. The Net is flooded with pics this week of her on vacation in Barbados and this pic of her in a blue bathing suit is showing not just camel-toe, I think that’s pure vag. [Boobie Blog]

I’m not sure whether Katy Pery posted this pic of herself on Twitter, whether it was “leaked”, or whether Katy has decided to become a porn star and is taking self portraits. Any way you look at it, it’s Katy Perry naked. And that’s hot! [Drunken Stepfather]

Miley Cyrus heads out to the gym in a lace bra and torn tank top. It’s totally appropriate. [Egotastic]

And it feels like it’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney Spears out and about with her boobs stickin out. I have to say, I think Brit looks particularly hot in this slide show of the gal going to get her usual fix of java, with her pokies leading the way. [Pop Sugar]

It seems as though every time we see Elle MacPherson, we see just a little more of her to love. I am loving this pic up the sleeve and to the nip, but doesn’t Elle’s nipple look particularly weird? Like it was a button that was tacked on there. [Fleshbot]

Well, Britney Spears is back in the tabloids (like she ever left) and this time for something completely new. The latest rumor is that Britney’s therapist dumped her as a patient because she became attracted to her.

“Britney was interested in her doctor sexually. And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also, because the shrink’s approach to Britney was so different from other doctors. Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

Chances are this isn’t true, most celeb rumors are just that, rumors. But either way, Britney having hot lesbian sex in her therapist’s office puts all sorts of happy images in my head. She may be a giant sack of crazy now, but she used to be hot as hell – just picture her getting down (literally) with another woman. Mmm mmm.

Our favorite Hollywood ladies have been seemingly extra-careful about getting out of cars and going for bike rides lately, as there have been no good upskirts or vag shots for awhile. But the titties in Hollywood cannot be tamed and week after week, we get a good handful of them! Here are the prettiest boobies in town this week.

Kate Hudson’s tits have been the talk of the town and the consensus seems to be that yes, she did in fact have a boob job. And yes, they are smaller but still seem as firm and plump as you would want them to be. [Drunken Stepfather]

Jessica Simpson appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show recently and her tits could not be tamed! It was like a car accident, I wanted to look away but just couldn’t. I kept picturing my head between them, doing the harmonica. [Egotastic]

Ah, we can always count on Paris, can’t we? This week, Paris was caught out in a see-through top, sans bra, with that “Oh, what are you doing here? Me and my nips were just headed out for a walk,” look. [Fleshbot]

Sophie Howard and Sophie Reade. Topless. Together. Laughing and giggling on a bed together. Need we say more? Watch the video here! [Boobie Blog]

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen Britney and her tits out and about. Unfortunately, Brit seems to have cleaned up her act so there’s not so much as a nip slip in this picture. But, you can see her bra, and with Britney even a little will do. [The Superficial]

There’s been a lot of talk as Britney Spears has been posing for famed photographers Annie Leibovitz, Mark Seliger, and Terry Richardson, all for Candie’s at Kohl’s. Glimpses of pictures have been coming out here and there, but now most if not all of the shoot has been released. And this wasn’t just a case of too much hype for very little in return, as it often goes in Britney’s case. Of course, it’s not surprising. Whenever Britney’s made up and photoshopped, she always look great. It’s those pics that catch her in the street with no makeup and an old hat on when she looks like white trash.

There’s nothing white trash about these pics! They are definitely hot, and show that Britney may still be an ass worth tapping.