Dirty Mag

Audrina Patridge has been a favorite of mine for a while, and these pics are a good illustration as to why, because it sure as hell doesn’t have anything to do with her reality shows. Nope, it’s all about her hot, skinny body and big, fake tits which in these pics are shown off in a tiny bikini to best show it all off. Her big tits look ready to spill out of the top at any moment and the bikini bottoms are also tight enough to give a teasing glimpse of camel toe which I’m sure she’s completely aware of. I also threw in a random pic of Audrina and her tattooed sister Casey Patridge just to show that her whole family is painfully sexy. Choosing which is sexiest is a tough decision, so it might just be best to take both at once. Y’know, for science.

Apparently The Hills starlet, Audrina Patridge, isn’t just popular here in the States, but also in Russia. The beauty recently had a photoshoot for the June 2010 issue of FHM Russia, and I have to say, the photos are pretty damn sexy.

While they may not be as revealing as some of her past photos she still gets a hundred awesome points for these classy, yet fucking sexy FHM shots. The chick totally wins the hottest Hills girl award, because come on, she doesn’t look like she’s made of plastic like Barbie doll Heidi Montag. Oh no, Audrina Patridge has the type of body you want to caress every inch of.

Ya gotta love a girl who can make you want to do laundry. Or at least throw her over the washing machine and do her while it’s on the spin cycle. Actually, screw the spin cycle. Audrina Patridge doesn’t need anything else except those beautiful tits to make you shake. These pictures are from a photo shoot that Audrina did for Ralph magazine and they give hope to anyone who believed Audrina who said she regretted doing her nude photo so many years ago (in Hollywood years anyway.)

So here’s Audrina washing itty bitty panties while she wears nothing but itty bitty panties. Now is it just me, or should it be made law that this is how every hot chick should do laundry from now on? Audrina’s started a great thing here!

Oh, summer is just around the corner and with it, our favorite celebrities are stripping down to nearly bare and we get to sit back and admire. Here are some of the hottest bikini pics that the stars had to throw our way this week. And some of these gained particular attention when making the rounds.

Who is Michelle Hunziker? I didn’t know, until I came across these super hot bikini pics of her and had to find out more. For those like me, she’s a Swiss actress/model that is big in Italy and Greece. More importantly, she’s a super hot chic who likes to flaunt her shit in super hot sexy bikinis! [Egotastic]

Sophie Monk’s latest bikini pics. Love it or hate it? This one’s getting a lot of mixed reviews but I give it a thumbs up! Not only did Sophie manage to take the best article of clothing EVER and make it even smaller and sexier, but hey – it’s Sophie Monk. And she’s full on hot! [Taxi Driver Movie]

Who’s Shauna Sand? Okay, this one might be a little more familiar to you. She’s an American actress but more than that, she’s a Playmate that’s given us the pleasure of looking at her vag and titties numerous times. Here she’s just in a bikini, but it’s a hot one! And I have to say, there’s something seriously wrong with her lips and unfortunately, I think it’s more than just bad camera angle. [Celebrity Bikini Gossip]

Shenae Grimes is Annoyingly Hot. It’s true, this bitch is the whiniest thing that’s ever come to Hollywood, and with absolutely no talent might I add. But put her in lingerie, where we can only imagine what her little pokies look like underneath, and it’s easy to forget why we hate her so much. [Egotastic]

Audrina Patridge is Single and Hotter Than Ever. The Hills star spent some time in Las Vegas this week and every paparazzi on Earth was there to snap away so that we all could appreciate the beauty that is Audrina Patridge in a bikini. [Moe Jackson]

The MTV reality show The Hills made her famous, but I think it’s really Audrina Patridge’s own hills that really boosted her to fame. With Audrina’s and Heidi Montag’s titties just about everywhere you look, who wouldn’t want to watch this show?! Christ, mute it if you have to but this is the stuff that wet dreams are made of! These sexy nude photos were taken of Audrina when she was the sweet (yet legal) age of 19 and trying to break into the modeling world. It’s the old story of hot young girl meets pervert photographer who likes to take nude pics of young girls. Audrina sincerely regrets the photo shoot, but I wouldn’t take that to mean as though we won’t be seeing any more from her. This is one girl that’s made to be a Playboy bunny at some point in her life. She’s too hot not to give us more!

Audrina has signed on to do the next season of The Hills, but she’s also set to star in her very own MTV show this year called The Audrina Show. And who doesn’t want to watch a show dedicated to this beauty queen? I personally think that she’s way hotter than Heidi Montag, not that Heidi isn’t a sex goddess in her own right. But come on, that pic of her in the cowboy hat? Ya can’t beat it! (Or maybe in this case, beating it is the whole point.)