Dirty Mag

I figured these images would go best as a group, featuring some kinky shots of some sexy celebrities. Angelina Jolie poses topless alongside a horse, barely keeping her big MILF tits covered in the process and stirring all sorts of naughty and wicked thoughts. No, not those kinds of thoughts, you sicko. Ok, maybe those kinds of thoughts. Similar can be said for the photo of Leelee Sobieski and Battlestar Galactica’s Tricia Helfer as they pose for some photoshoot (or maybe a no-doubt-successful side job) as latex-clad dominatrices. Personally, I think Tricia Helfer has the classic dominatrix look down best, but I think Leelee Sobieski is the one most likely to whip your ass while calling you a pathetic worm. Just a hunch. Lastly, if you have a thing for pregnant women, how about Uma Thurman showing off her curvier, preggo bod (which, yes, includes some awesomely huge tits) in a swimsuit?

…and preferably, throw in a dash of pussy. Good pussy, not old pussy. Seriously, we’ve seen Renee Olstead, –we think, –and wow. Tits, ass, pussy, even masturbation. Amanda Seyfried has terrific tits, and Megan Fox never disappointments, –Vanessa Hudgens is unfortunately, being closely, and litigiously guarded, but that’s okay, fuck her, we’ve seen her naked before anyway. Nananananana. But I want more, –what can I say, I’m a greedy bitch? Personally, I’m in the mood for Rihanna, whose few leaked photos were blurry, and sucked, –she needs to rehearse her shit. Maybe Scarlett Johansson, but seriously, she’s a little too much of a dolly for me. I like my girls to be brazen and brassy, –I’ve seen Angelina Jolie’s tits, but I’m still praying for a sex tape.

Ah, if wishes were horses beggars would ride. There are too many female celebrities out there who need more nudity in their lives. I don’t think I need to include the jail bait girls among these, –but I will, starting with Taylor Momsen. Hurry up and turn 18, Jesus Christ, what a tease. Am I in a hurry to see a Miley Cyrus sex tape? No, because I’m almost sure the cameraman would be her dad, seeing as how the two have a clearly dysfunctional fame-whoring relationship. Those hackers responsible for doing all the damage need to watch out for the FBI, and in the meantime, keep providing photos of idiotic celebrities, who have yet to figure out that nude photos will always end up on the Internet.

Damn near all celebrities have tattoos nowadays, some of which are much sexier than others. Here’s a small peek at some of the hottest celeb tattoos.

Hayley Williams: The hot lead singer of Paramore has quite a few tattoos, but my favorite is her newest tat on her side. Yea it may be a bit gory, but it’s badass which makes it damn sexy.

Scarlett Johansson: This gorgeous woman has a colorful sunset tattoo on her left inner forearm. Yea, that flawless body of hers just got sexier.

Angelina Jolie: Angelina is the queen of celeb tattoos. She’s also the queen of all sexy stars. Put the two together and you’ve got perfection. All of Anelina’s tats are hot, even the fake ones in Wanted.

Well it’s Mother’s Day and we thought that we’d take some time out for our very most favorite MILFS! And while we appreciate all these moms do every day with their kids, we’re most thankful for the fact that they’re completely willing to let us worship them and their bodies. Here are my personal Top Five favorite MILFS!

Angelina Jolie has become more famous for having children than starring in great movies, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t still dig up some past nude pics of her and her delicious titties. These ones come to us from before she was a birth mother, which I personally most appreciate. [CelebMovie]

Pamela Anderson, crazy as she may be, is reported to be a very good mom. But that doesn’t mean that she’s not still crazy and walks around in getups like this. It may be crazy, but at least we get to see her tits. And am I crazy, but are the panties on that space suit also a bit see through? [Z Celebs]

And how did I ever forget about this epic scene from Almost Famous where Kate Hudson opens her top and dances around all sexy-like with those cute panties on? Kate Hudson recently did some work done on her beautiful boobs, but I’ll take them this way just fine too. [Nitro Celebs]

Jennifer Garner rarely gives us any shots of her pussy or tits, but here you can catch Jenn in a windy white dress, with her tit sticking out of the bottom of it. And what a beautiful tit it is! [Slut Celeb]

And last but certainly not least, Halle Berry’s been going through a rough time after her breakup from Gabriel Aubry. So we’ll give her a special shout out but mostly, we’re thankful for the fact that it seems that all you have to do to get Halle to take her clothes off, is ask nicely. [Ultra Celebs]

There aren’t too many things that would be bad between Angelina Jolie’s tits. But seriously, a horse? We all know that Angelina is a whole new kind of freaky deaky and while we may love that side of her when she’s showing off her fun bags, a horse is just a little too much for me, personally. Alright, I’ll get off the horse kick. Let’s move on to how absolutely hot this pic is of her in bed fucking someone who I’m pretty sure is not Brad Pitt (although it could be, I’ve never actually studied the back of Brad’s head.) And this one of her with only her sweet supple ass showing and another tiny glimpse of those gorgeous knockers of hers? What I love most about this one is that it’s obvious that Angie thinks she’s as hot as the rest of us do!