Stephanie Seymour and Son are …Canoodling?
5 Jan
Yeah, it’s a weird, old folksy title, but what the fuck is going on with these two? Stephanie Seymour and her son are pictured above, kissing each other on the mouth, arms wrapped around in each other in a passionate er… maternal embrace, and one of his hands is on her tit. I selected the picture furthest to the right for obvious reasons. The captions I would add to this as a slideshow would be:
1st Photo
Jr. Seymour: “Ooooh, mom! I love you mom!”
2nd Photo
Mrs. Seymour: “I love you too, this is totally a normal thing for us to be doing!”
3rd Photo
Jr. Seymour: Oh my god, what’s happening!?
Mrs. Seymour: “I don’t know, but from this angle you look more like your father!”
Yeah, I’m probably sick, but seriously, that’s what it looks like to me, is happening there. Ew. Say what you will about me, I only groped my mom’s tits while breastfeeding. And it’s totally normal that I was breastfed until I started high school.
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It takes a skilled writer to put together a semi-awkward picture that usually offends people and turn it into a hilarious spout for everyone to enjoy. Looking for more Anniboo.