Someone’s Got Brains – Playboy Rejects Kate Gosselin
13 Apr
Before she even tried to be a Bunny, Kate Gosselin has been rejected by Playboy. Kate didn’t actually try to land a part as a smiling blonde bombshell on Hugh Hefner’s lap, but Hef made his opinion on the mother of eight quite clear. Not only might Kate not have the kind of curves that Hugh is looking for, but Hugh doesn’t even know exactly why she’s famous. From National Ledger,
“Kate Gosselin, the mother of eight made famous by a TLC reality show and her kids, gets a thumbs down from boss Hugh Hefner. According to “The Frisky,” (via CNN) Hef said: “No! No!” when asked about Kate.
The report notes that the boss also added insult to injury by suggesting he doesn’t even know why she’s on “Dancing with the Stars.” He explained, “I don’t think she’s a celebrity.”
Ah, I’ve always loved Hugh and now he gives me another reason why: he hates Kate Gosselin as much as I do. And can you imagine how fugly those pussy and tit shots would be? Ew! After eight kids have sucked on them and God only knows what has come out of her. No, that one’s not going to turn anyone on at all.
Since the only semi-naked pics we could get of Kate involved her grotesquely distorted stomach while she was pregnant with six children. The best we could do was some bikini pics which some very loosely call MILF pics. I don’t know. I can’t get the image of six kids flyin out of that thing. And that sort of ruins it for me.
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