Sex on the Beach: Dear God, No!
29 Mar
When most people think of ‘sex on the beach’, they think, romantic black and white movies, the waves, the smell of the ocean. When practical people think of sex on the beach, they think sand in the crotch, horrible abrasion, and the smell of dead fish, –from the ocean, not the girl, hopefully. But when educated, informed people think of sex on the beach, they think of typhoid fever, Hepatitis A, and dysentery.
And those are just a few of the things you can get from screwing on the sand. You see, the ocean is a breeding ground for all kinds of bacteria; some of the nastiest stuff, comes from the fish shit, bird shit, and inevitably, polluted waste and human shit that gets dumped in our oceans, –all that rises to the surface, and is washed ashore in the waves. The sand works as a filter, pulling the nastiness out of the water, so that the few remaining aquatic creatures we haven’t killed yet with pollution, can survive another decade or so. Then people come along, and have sex on the sand. And all sorts of delicious bacteria, ends up both in and on the body. So maybe those 1920′s people with full body swimwear, had the right idea.
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