Yeah yeah, pretty soon the baby bird is going to fly from the nest, bare her boobs on the beach, and eventually, land smack in the middle of a porno with the Bieber. Which I would probably pay to see, assuming all the participants are 18 and up, of course. In these shots, Selena Gomez is strutting her stuff in see-through clothes, –apparently she didn’t get the memo from Lady Gaga’s copyright lawyers about slutty sheer clothes. Oh well. If Selena insists on dressing like a cheap escort and running around with the biggest tool in the music world, then I guess that’s her problem. Meanwhile, she should set up an appointment for her first topless photo shoot, –come on Gomez, it’ll get you popular fast, like, Tila Tequila popular, dude.