Politicians in Minn. Can Still Watch Porn in Their Hotel Rooms

Nice save, too! For some reason, a bill reached the house panel in Minnesota that would prohibit local politicians and government employees from staying in hotels that allowed pay-per-view porno. Not that women are bad people or anything, but that bill sure does have that vague smell of menopausal female politician. But actually, the bill was sponsored by Democratic Rep. Larry Haws of St. Cloud, Minn. (who looks just like the Quaker Oats guy!), whose nuts are probably in the vice-like grip of his wife at this very moment. Anyway, it didn’t make it, thank god for Minnesota’s govt. employees! The bill was voted down by Minn.’s House State and Local Government Operations Reform. However, a companion bill also sponsored by obvious sadist Larry Haws, made it past the Senate committee, and is actually currently on the Senate floor. Let’s hope there are still a few men with balls in there to set this guy straight.

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